My wife's the same way. She's a nurse, so she's always trying to get stuff like that done quickly.Sonofanump;1222004 wrote:I married a girl who showers in 6 minutes, does not need makeup and can be out the door from entering the shower in 20 minutes.
rmolin73;1222007 wrote:Going to the mall. I hate the ****ing mall!
Fab1b;1222021 wrote:As do I. If I have to go, then you will find me watching my slingbox on my phone in some corner until she is finished shopping.
Eh, the mall doesn't bother me that much. Usually she'll treat me to lunch for putting up with the bs, or let me follow her into the dressing room :thumbup:rmolin73;1222025 wrote:I wish. My wife wants my opinion on what she is buying. The smartass that I am she never gets the response she wants lol.
Haha....early in our marraige I was doing the weekly shopping (I always do the shopping because frankly I'm better at it) and on the list was panty hose for my wife. Not a problem. I picked up what she wanted and went to the checkout line. The girl behind the register quipped, "Are these for you?' to which I responded..."No, they are for my wife....I'd need 'queen' size.":laugh:You are not even scratching the surface of questioning your manhood, wait till you are sent to the store to purchase tampons, pads and douche.
My old lady a nurse too.bigkahuna;1222027 wrote:My wife's the same way. She's a nurse, so she's always trying to get stuff like that done quickly.
I'd say it's going to the grocery store. She makes me feel like a kid "Grab a cart." "Don't wonder off" "Don't just throw something in the cart." "You're not getting that"
Off the topic for a moment.... How are things with you and your neighbor, the one with the barking dog and daughter that was dating the creepy serial killer who parked in front of your house?ccrunner609;1222073 wrote:My wife doesnt make me do anything................I am the man of the house and she knows it. I do the shit she cant and dont do the shit that she can do on her own. You keep her satisfied and she wont bitch.
ccrunner609;1222073 wrote:My wife doesnt make me do anything................I am the man of the house and she knows it. I do the shit she cant and dont do the shit that she can do on her own. You keep her satisfied and she wont bitch.
ccrunner609;1222073 wrote:My wife doesnt make me do anything................I am the man of the house and she knows it. I do the shit she cant and dont do the shit that she can do on her own. You keep her satisfied and she wont bitch.
Are you married to my wife?ernest_t_bass;1222200 wrote:Listening to her
Live in a ****ing pig sty, because she is terrible at picking up after herself. Least tidy person I have ever met.
No. I'm just more dramatic about the "pig sty" thing, b/c before I met my wife, I was an extremely (OCD) tidy person. I'm pissed about it b/c I've gotten to the point where I just don't care anymore, and that drives me nuts that I don't.thavoice;1222351 wrote:Are you married to my wife?
I wouldnt consider myself OCD about being clean and such but I do like to keep stuff pretty damned clean. I tried to let the wife and adult step daughter to accomplish their chores and such but it got to the point where it was just disgusting so I do it. I cannot stand dirty dishes or a dirty shower/bathroom.ernest_t_bass;1222362 wrote:No. I'm just more dramatic about the "pig sty" thing, b/c before I met my wife, I was an extremely (OCD) tidy person. I'm pissed about it b/c I've gotten to the point where I just don't care anymore, and that drives me nuts that I don't.
So, you're saying you make her do things she doesn't want to do.sleeper;1221936 wrote:I have sex with her later that night. Problem solved.
There are these remarkable inventions called books. Just because you're in the room doesn't mean one has to stare at the idiot box.thePITman;1222383 wrote:Forced to watch Army Wives every Sunday from 10-11PM. Like that's how I want to spend the last hour of my weekend before getting up for work Monday.
+1HitsRus;1221957 wrote:Geez....take from a guy who's been married 30 plus years.
There are things she watches on TV..and I don't. There are things I watch on TV and she doesn't. There are things we watch together.
Further, There are things she does that I don't. There are things I do that she doesn't. There are things we do together.
Then we go have sex later that nite.
No relationship will survive it either party is 'forced' to do anything regularly. If you are being forced to do anything on a regular basis...you are PW'ed..get the F*&^ out now before you lose all sense of self respect. If you are forcing/dragging you significant along on sh*& that she doesn't want to do...expect that one day you'll wake up and she will have left you for something better.
Word.
Fab1b;1222021 wrote:As do I. If I have to go, then you will find me watching my slingbox on my phone in some corner until she is finished shopping.
I am guilty of what she does. I have 5-6 pillows. But, my wife does have 2 or 3. I can never choose which pillow I want each night. I also sleep with two at a time, minimum -- one under my head and one on top covering my ears/eyes.that_guy;1222548 wrote:Sleep in a bed with 5,443 pillows. I will never understand this. I owned one pillow in my apartment, now I have to spend a few minutes every night moving pillows so that I can find the actual bed...
This basically is my marriage as well.Con_Alma;1222723 wrote:My woman doesn't make me do anything. Nor do I make her do anything.
