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Trueblue23

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Jul 9, 2012 9:26 PM
Right now my girlfriend is watching the Bachelor, and I am searching for a way to hang myself.

What kind of stuff do your women make you do, and how do you handle if?

A few days ago we were at a mall and she asked me to hold her purse. I immediately took it and struck the Heisman pose to reassure my masculinity.
Jul 9, 2012 9:26pm
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sleeper

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Jul 9, 2012 9:34 PM
I have sex with her later that night. Problem solved.
Jul 9, 2012 9:34pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Jul 9, 2012 9:36 PM
Trueblue23;1221929 wrote:Right now my girlfriend is watching the Bachelor, and I am searching for a way to hang myself.

What kind of stuff do your women make you do, and how do you handle if?

A few days ago we were at a mall and she asked me to hold her purse. I immediately took it and struck the Heisman pose to reassure my masculinity.

It's The Bachelorette, and I would bang Emily. So I am in the same boat as you tonight.
Jul 9, 2012 9:36pm
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Trueblue23

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Jul 9, 2012 9:39 PM
THE4RINGZ;1221939 wrote:It's The Bachelorette, and I would bang Emily. So I am in the same boat as you tonight.
Whatever it's called its horrible.
Jul 9, 2012 9:39pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Jul 9, 2012 9:41 PM
Trueblue23;1221944 wrote:Whatever it's called its horrible.

Truer words have never been spoken.
Jul 9, 2012 9:41pm
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Fab1b

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Jul 9, 2012 9:45 PM
TV easy, I have another and a laptop or on my phone so I can watch something else.

Other situations, it just depends on the situation I guess. I am not affraid to say no either I'm not doing it!
Jul 9, 2012 9:45pm
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hasbeen

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Jul 9, 2012 9:46 PM
she made me watch bride wars over wilfred the other night. was not happy about it.
Jul 9, 2012 9:46pm
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HitsRus

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Jul 9, 2012 9:46 PM
Geez....take from a guy who's been married 30 plus years.

There are things she watches on TV..and I don't. There are things I watch on TV and she doesn't. There are things we watch together.
Further, There are things she does that I don't. There are things I do that she doesn't. There are things we do together.

Then we go have sex later that nite.

No relationship will survive it either party is 'forced' to do anything regularly. If you are being forced to do anything on a regular basis...you are PW'ed..get the F*&^ out now before you lose all sense of self respect. If you are forcing/dragging you significant along on sh*& that she doesn't want to do...expect that one day you'll wake up and she will have left you for something better.

Word.
Jul 9, 2012 9:46pm
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Trueblue23

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Jul 9, 2012 9:46 PM
She's acting like a hyper child over this show and I'm about to Chris Benoit the fuck outta her
Jul 9, 2012 9:46pm
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hasbeen

Excuse me, Flo?

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Jul 9, 2012 9:47 PM
HitsRus;1221957 wrote:Geez....take from a guy who's been married 30 plus years.

There are things she watches on TV..and I don't. There are things I watch on TV and she doesn't. There are things we watch together.
Further, There are things she does that I don't. There are things I do that she doesn't. There are things we do together.

Then we go have sex later that nite.
i don't live with mine yet so when we hang out, i sometimes get forced to watch stupid, stupid shit.
Jul 9, 2012 9:47pm
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Fab1b

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Jul 9, 2012 9:48 PM
Trueblue do it and post video please!!
Jul 9, 2012 9:48pm
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Trueblue23

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Jul 9, 2012 9:54 PM
I'll have to download tapatalk first.

Fuckin clowns
Jul 9, 2012 9:54pm
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MontyBrunswick

Jul 9, 2012 9:54 PM
I'm single and it's awesome.

Hope this helps.
Jul 9, 2012 9:54pm
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Belly35

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Jul 9, 2012 9:55 PM
Trueblue23;1221929 wrote:Right now my girlfriend is watching the Bachelor, and I am searching for a way to hang myself.

What kind of stuff do your women make you do, and how do you handle if?

A few days ago we were at a mall and she asked me to hold her purse. I immediately took it and struck the Heisman pose to reassure my masculinity.

I feel your pain I am in the same situation the wife loves that show .. the Emily bitch is a gold digger :laugh: My wife hate when I say that :D
Jul 9, 2012 9:55pm
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Jul 9, 2012 9:57 PM
Trueblue23;1221929 wrote:...she asked me to hold her purse. I immediately took it and struck the Heisman pose to reassure my masculinity.
That ends the moment that she gives birth to your child. Otherwise I felt the same way.
Jul 9, 2012 9:57pm
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Jul 9, 2012 10:12 PM
Trueblue23;1221958 wrote:She's acting like a hyper child over this show and I'm about to Chris Benoit the fuck outta her
Jul 9, 2012 10:12pm
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Fab4Runner

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Jul 9, 2012 10:21 PM
Date someone who doesn't like shitty shows like The Bachelor.
Jul 9, 2012 10:21pm
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gerb131

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Jul 9, 2012 10:24 PM
Well I havent found a girl that can shower in under 25 mins. So cold showers or I beat them to the shower.
Jul 9, 2012 10:24pm
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Jul 9, 2012 10:30 PM
Fab4Runner;1221990 wrote:Date someone who doesn't like ****ty shows like The Bachelor.
I'm liking you more and more:D
Jul 9, 2012 10:30pm
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rmolin73

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Jul 9, 2012 10:31 PM
gerb131;1221994 wrote:Well I havent found a girl that can shower in under 25 mins. So cold showers or I beat them to the shower.
Shower together
Jul 9, 2012 10:31pm
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Sonofanump

Jul 9, 2012 10:31 PM
gerb131;1221994 wrote:Well I havent found a girl that can shower in under 25 mins. So cold showers or I beat them to the shower.
I married a girl who showers in 6 minutes, does not need makeup and can be out the door from entering the shower in 20 minutes.
Jul 9, 2012 10:31pm
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rmolin73

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Jul 9, 2012 10:33 PM
Going to the mall. I hate the fucking mall!
Jul 9, 2012 10:33pm
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Jul 9, 2012 10:41 PM
Trueblue23;1221929 wrote:Right now my girlfriend is watching the Bachelor, and I am searching for a way to hang myself.

What kind of stuff do your women make you do, and how do you handle if?

A few days ago we were at a mall and she asked me to hold her purse. I immediately took it and struck the Heisman pose to reassure my masculinity.
You are not even scratching the surface of questioning your manhood, wait till you are sent to the store to purchase tampons, pads and douche. Holding a purse in the mall is not a big deal in todays world, people are more accepting of gays and wont even look twice.
Jul 9, 2012 10:41pm
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Fab1b

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Jul 9, 2012 10:45 PM
rmolin73;1222007 wrote:Going to the mall. I hate the fucking mall!
As do I. If I have to go, then you will find me watching my slingbox on my phone in some corner until she is finished shopping.
Jul 9, 2012 10:45pm
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Jul 9, 2012 10:48 PM
Fab1b;1222021 wrote:As do I. If I have to go, then you will find me watching my slingbox on my phone in some corner until she is finished shopping.
I wish. My wife wants my opinion on what she is buying. The smartass that I am she never gets the response she wants lol.
Jul 9, 2012 10:48pm