Kids suck

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MontyBrunswick
Jul 5, 2012 8:56am
Seriously, I hate children. They're annoying little shits.

Why do people have kids? Do they want to be miserable?
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Raw Dawgin' it
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Jul 5, 2012 9:00am
dlazz;1218750 wrote:Seriously, I hate children. They're annoying little shits.

Why do people have kids? Do they want to be miserable?
You were once a child. Guess you should have been aborted, QQ somewhere else.
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Jul 5, 2012 9:00am
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Steel Valley Football
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Jul 5, 2012 9:02am
dlazz;1218750 wrote:Seriously, I hate children. They're annoying little ****s.

Why do people have kids? Do they want to be miserable?

Thank God for kids. Thread fail.
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Jul 5, 2012 9:07am
dlazz;1218750 wrote:Seriously, I hate children. They're annoying little shits.

Why do people have kids? Do they want to be miserable?
Working as Cedar Piont I can understand why you feel that way... Those kids provide you with employment bro :D get over it.
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June18
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Jul 5, 2012 9:19am
Don't forget all the money they cost
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Jul 5, 2012 9:25am
June18;1218770 wrote:Don't forget all the money they cost
lol dlazz - payback your parents all the money you cost them over the years. I'm sure you being a little shit you didn't deserve to be raised ha
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Jul 5, 2012 9:27am
This thread is like a lobbed pitch over the plate. Can't wait to see how far it goes.
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Steel Valley Football
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Jul 5, 2012 9:32am
People like dlazz shouldn't be allowed to have kids.
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Jul 5, 2012 9:32am
O-Trap;1218775 wrote:This thread is like a lobbed pitch over the plate. Can't wait to see how far it goes.
move it too the basement so we don't get warnings - if i get another one i get banned for a month.
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MontyBrunswick
Jul 5, 2012 9:47am
I wasn't a little asshole like all of the kids I see today. I went to IHOP yesterday and there were a ton of kids being little whiney assholes.
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Jul 5, 2012 9:49am
dlazz;1218786 wrote:I wasn't a little asshole like all of the kids I see today. I went to IHOP yesterday and there were a ton of kids being little whiney assholes.
I'm not sure you're allowed to make that judgment by yourself. No whiny little narcissist (aka "child") thinks they're being a whiny little narcissist.
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MontyBrunswick
Jul 5, 2012 9:54am
O-Trap;1218789 wrote:I'm not sure you're allowed to make that judgment by yourself
It was brought up at the table yesterday. The three of us agreed that kids are worthless in today's society.
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vball10set
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Jul 5, 2012 9:57am
dlazz;1218750 wrote:Seriously, I hate children. They're annoying little ****s.

Why do people have kids? Do they want to be miserable?
Unfortunately your parents didn't share this same sentiment :rolleyes:
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MontyBrunswick
Jul 5, 2012 10:00am
My parents raised me not to be a little whiney douche in public. I saw several instances of kids being flat out ignored by their parents. I also saw a kid on a leash/harness.
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Jul 5, 2012 10:01am
dlazz;1218806 wrote:I also saw a kid on a leash/harness.
WTF?

Who does this stuff?
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Jul 5, 2012 10:05am
dlazz;1218806 wrote:My parents raised me not to be a little whiney douche in public. I saw several instances of kids being flat out ignored by their parents. I also saw a kid on a leash/harness.
lol so kids are useless but the parents of uselss kids are ok? Be more retarded and be happy you weren't aborted by your useless parents.
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MontyBrunswick
Jul 5, 2012 10:05am
It was either a huge collection of morons at this IHOP, or I don't get out enough (I'm banking on the latter).

I watched a kid in the booth next to us throw a bunch of shit and nobody at the table even attempted to discipline him.
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MontyBrunswick
Jul 5, 2012 10:07am
Raw Dawgin' it;1218816 wrote:lol so kids are useless but the parents of uselss kids are ok? Be more retarded and be happy you weren't aborted by your useless parents.
It goes hand in hand. Useless kids = useless parents.

and you should be happy that I wasn't aborted because I am a voice that needs to be heard. Preaching the truth, 24/7.
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MontyBrunswick
Jul 5, 2012 10:07am
wtf, double post.
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Jul 5, 2012 10:15am
dlazz;1218818 wrote:It goes hand in hand. Useless kids = useless parents.

and you should be happy that I wasn't aborted because I am a voice that needs to be heard. Preaching the truth, 24/7.
Aborting you would have not only aborted a useless child but also two useless parents.

hope this helps.
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MontyBrunswick
Jul 5, 2012 10:22am
Raw Dawgin' it;1218831 wrote:Aborting you would have not only aborted a useless child but also two useless parents.

hope this helps.
No it wouldn't, because I have siblings.
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Jul 5, 2012 10:24am
dlazz;1218837 wrote:No it wouldn't, because I have siblings.
Glad your parents have added to the over population of this country.
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MontyBrunswick
Jul 5, 2012 10:29am
Overpopulation is a generally undesirable condition where an organism's numbers exceed the carrying capacity of its habitat.
The United States isn't even close to this.

Hope this helps.
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Jul 5, 2012 10:31am
dlazz;1218845 wrote:The United States isn't even close to this.

Hope this helps.
At least you won't be adding any useless children to it