Tigerfan00
Posts: 3,427
Jul 5, 2012 7:29pm
*bullshitskank;1218979 wrote:
Still you, get outta here with that bull shit.
Mulva
Posts: 13,650
Jul 5, 2012 11:29pm
No, it's still pretty bad.O-Trap;1219186 wrote:Eh, okay, that's not so bad.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jul 5, 2012 11:31pm
I dunno. Your child is less likely to get snatched if you've got him on a fishing line.Mulva;1219562 wrote:No, it's still pretty bad.
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Jul 6, 2012 2:28am
Good for your niece.Tigerfan00;1218884 wrote:My oldest niece will be graduating high school next year and is currently ranked 3rd in her class. She scored very high on her ACT and will have at least half if not all of her college covered.
Whos miserable and worthless now?
S
superman
Posts: 3,582
Jul 6, 2012 9:20am
Pics or GTFOTigerfan00;1218884 wrote:My oldest niece will be graduating high school next year and is currently ranked 3rd in her class. She scored very high on her ACT and will have at least half if not all of her college covered.
Whos miserable and worthless now?
password
Posts: 2,360
Jul 6, 2012 3:24pm
The tread title is deceiving, I thought this was a thread about why some people become gym teachers.
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Jul 8, 2012 5:41am
People who own pit bulls usually look at having more children as a pay raise.dlazz;1218750 wrote:
Why do people have kids? Do they want to be miserable?
Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Jul 9, 2012 3:00pm
Agreed.dlazz;1218861 wrote:That is one thing that is true. I won't have kids.
1. you have to have sex.
2. You have to have sex with a female.
3. You have to have sex with a female that is of child bearing age.
4. Fuck it... I give up.
skank
Posts: 6,543
Jul 9, 2012 5:03pm
Devils Advocate;1221619 wrote:Agreed.
1. you have to have sex.
2. You have to have sex with a female.
3. You have to have sex with a female that is of child bearing age.
4. **** it... I give up.
You forgot, you have to have sex with a WILLING woman.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jul 9, 2012 5:07pm
Technically not necessary for child-bearing.skank;1221737 wrote:You forgot, you have to have sex with a WILLING woman.
skank
Posts: 6,543
Jul 9, 2012 5:12pm
O-Trap;1221742 wrote:Technically not necessary for child-bearing.
Not true, I doubt dlazz could overpower a woman to simply "take it". So yeah, she would have to be willing.
M
MontyBrunswick
Jul 9, 2012 5:23pm
What about prostitutes?
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jul 9, 2012 5:26pm
Mind blownt.dlazz;1221763 wrote:What about prostitutes?
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Jul 12, 2012 2:25am
Kid workers make tennis shoes less expensive.
God bless kids.
God bless kids.
G
God
Posts: 15
Jul 13, 2012 4:22pm
I do and Jesus told you people that.said_aouita;1223952 wrote:bless kids.
Matthew 19:14 - "Let the little children come to me and do not forbid them for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these."
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Jul 13, 2012 5:07pm
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Does the kids who worked for Nike get any special treatment, like to the front of the line?God;1225214 wrote:I do and Jesus told you people that.
Matthew 19:14 - "Let the little children come to me and do not forbid them for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these."
mcburg93
Posts: 3,167
Jul 13, 2012 5:49pm
Fuck kids. the little bastards you have to feed them, clothe them, put a roof over their heads. they are lazy as fuck until they learn to walk. Then you have to teach the little sons/daughters of bitches how to do chores. wtf I hate kids.
hasbeen
Posts: 6,504
Jul 13, 2012 5:59pm
mcburg93;1225269 wrote:Fuck kids. the little bastards you have to feed them, clothe them, put a roof over their heads. they are lazy as fuck until they learn to walk. Then you have to teach the little sons/daughters of bitches how to do chores. wtf I hate kids.
Your rant would have been funnier 7 days ago.
mcburg93
Posts: 3,167
Jul 13, 2012 6:02pm
FUCK now I shall GFMhasbeen;1225272 wrote:Your rant would have been funnier 7 days ago.
hasbeen
Posts: 6,504
Jul 13, 2012 6:50pm
mcburg93;1225274 wrote:FUCK now I shall GFM
Lol