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Curly J

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Jul 2, 2012 2:57 PM
This (Surgically Corrected in 1977) --> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pectus_excavatum
Jul 2, 2012 2:57pm
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Fab4Runner

Tits McGee

6,196 posts
Jul 2, 2012 3:07 PM
Broken Bones (aside from fingers/toes):
Broken arm

Stitches:
Bottom gum
Tongue

Diseases:
None

Surgeries:
None.

Hospitalizations:
None.
Jul 2, 2012 3:07pm
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tcarrier32

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1,497 posts
Jul 2, 2012 4:59 PM
broken bones: none

stitches: 6 in the forehead, 2 next to my left eye

diseases: contracted lyme disease and shingles as a kid.

hospitalizations: i can't remember all of them, but once for 3 days due to a nice mono/three-a-day combo. got bitten by a dog while drunk and on xanax, had to spend a night in the hospital due to the infection. last incident was last weekend when i fell over while drunk and high off my ass, dislocated my shoulder.

don't do drugs, kids.
Jul 2, 2012 4:59pm
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sportchampps

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7,361 posts
Jul 2, 2012 5:41 PM
Appendicitis when I was 8 was the only time in the hospital.

Got 8 stitches in my chin after getting kicked in The face in soccer. (had the trainer glue it back together and butterfly it and finished the game)

No broken bones or anything else.
Jul 2, 2012 5:41pm
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BRF

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8,748 posts
Jul 2, 2012 8:47 PM
I've been pretty lucky in my long life. Not much to share. Cant even come close to Snot's shots.
(geez...wtf?!)

However I HAVE had a vasectomy, then a reversal, then another vasectomy.
Jul 2, 2012 8:47pm
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Trueblue23

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7,463 posts
Jul 2, 2012 9:25 PM
No surgeries, no stitches. There were a few times I probably should've gotten stitches and just said screw it.

I've broken my left ankle and foot, both bones in my right forearm and my collar bone. The arm was the worst.
Jul 2, 2012 9:25pm
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GOONx19

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7,147 posts
Jul 2, 2012 9:29 PM
SnotBubbles;1217119 wrote:Yep, that's the exact term (probably not spelling). I only had the surgery because the doctors told me that it could cause the testicle to overheat and bake the fertile sperm, thus causing me to be infertile. So since I didn't have kids at the time, that's what I did. As aforementioned, the surgery worked pretty well.
I was told I may be developing that a few years ago and they wanted me to check back in a year. I never did because I wasn't thrilled of the idea of having surgery on my nuts, and everything down their works fine enough at the moment. I might get it checked out again.
Jul 2, 2012 9:29pm
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wildcats20

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27,794 posts
Jul 2, 2012 9:32 PM
Broken left collarbone twice, an inch apart.
Multiple severe ankle sprains, both ankles.

That's about it. Only stitches I've ever had are from having moles removed. Jammed fingers and what not from basketball. I need to(and have needed to for years) have my knees drained, according to my doctor, but I haven't had it done.
Jul 2, 2012 9:32pm
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Trueblue23

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7,463 posts
Jul 2, 2012 9:41 PM
Had the worst jammed finger ever my freshmen year. My right middle finger is crooked as hell.
Jul 2, 2012 9:41pm
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SnotBubbles

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4,492 posts
Jul 2, 2012 9:59 PM
GOONx19;1217422 wrote:I was told I may be developing that a few years ago and they wanted me to check back in a year. I never did because I wasn't thrilled of the idea of having surgery on my nuts, and everything down their works fine enough at the moment. I might get it checked out again.
They go in about 6" below your belly, not your sack. Leaves a little scar, but it's was overall worth it. 3 great kids I may not have had if I had ignored it.
Jul 2, 2012 9:59pm
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FatHobbit

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8,651 posts
Jul 3, 2012 10:27 AM
I got hit in the face playing kick ball in high school. I had gas permeable contacts and one of them shattered. The dr had to pull the pieces out with tweezers and I got to wear an eye patch for a couple of days. (I probably did not look as cool as Belly)
Jul 3, 2012 10:27am
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rmolin73

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4,278 posts
Jul 3, 2012 11:00 AM
Broken Bones:
Hand

Stitches:
Above Eye Brow
Head

Diseases:
None

Surgeries:
Appendicitis

Hospitalizations:
Appendicitis
Jul 3, 2012 11:00am
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Automatik

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14,632 posts
Jul 3, 2012 11:56 AM
Broke my left collarbone twice. Reconstructive wrist surgery for a ruptured SL ligament. That's it.

The collarbone breaks were crazy painful when they happened, but recovery was ok. The wrist surgery/rehab as a whole....awful.
Jul 3, 2012 11:56am
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Hb31187

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8,534 posts
Jul 3, 2012 12:10 PM
Torn Right ACL
Torn Left ACL
Torn meniscus right knee
Torn meniscus left knee
Jul 3, 2012 12:10pm
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Belly35

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9,716 posts
Jul 3, 2012 12:12 PM
Broken Bones:</SPAN>
Right eye socket, forehead and cheek bone.. wounded </SPAN>
Multiple severe ankle sprains, both ankles &#8230;sports mostly from Basketball and Football
Dislocated a few fingers but pulled them back in place</SPAN>
Dislocated my thumb playing college softball I think I fractured it really&#8230; (that hurt for months) </SPAN>

Presently:</SPAN>
Hurt my shoulder pretty good</SPAN>
Have a bone bruise on my right ball of my foot&#8230; painful to run on it for any period of time</SPAN>
Had Mexican food yesterday and a little gassy today</SPAN>

Stitches:
Right eye brow 6 stitches, fell off a swing</SPAN>
Left eye brow 8 stitches, baseball
Right middle finger 8 stitches, stuck my finger up a snow cone machine (it was plugged in)
Right eye area, lid and cheek 60 plus stitches &#8230; wounded
Right knee, back, hip and elbow&#8230; total 30 stitches &#8230; dropped a motorcycle doing 40MPA</SPAN>
Left ankle 20 stitches .. burn injury </SPAN>
Right forearm 6 stitches .. burn injury</SPAN>
Right neck area 6 stitches .. stab wound</SPAN>
Right elbow 8 stitches .. fell off a ladder</SPAN>
Left side of my head 5 stitches&#8230; hit with a club </SPAN>
Circumcised&#8230;no clue</SPAN>

Lost Pieces and Parts </SPAN>
2 foot of colon</SPAN>
Right eye and eye lid</SPAN>
Tonsils</SPAN>

Diseases:
I was diagnosed with Cancer twice and have beat it both times.</SPAN>
I have Sugar and High Blood Pressure but medication, diet and physical activity is working</SPAN>

Surgeries:
Colon Cancer surgery</SPAN>
Wounded 6 surgeries to repair the damage</SPAN>
Tonsils</SPAN>
Circumcised</SPAN>

Hospitalizations:
Nothing in the past 5 years..</SPAN>
Jul 3, 2012 12:12pm
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MontyBrunswick

Jul 3, 2012 12:16 PM
I am allergic to codeine.

In the 3rd grade I got a splinter in my foot and left it in too long and got blood poisoning, resulting in a 3 day visit at Children's in Dayton.

Middle school I unofficially broke my big toe. Never went to get it xrayed, hence unofficially.

Acid-reflux disease runs in my family - - diagnosed in 2007.

And I'm sure I'm forgetting something else. That's all for me.

I also have (HCS) huge cock syndrome.
Jul 3, 2012 12:16pm
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O-Trap

Chief Shenanigans Officer

14,994 posts
Jul 3, 2012 12:19 PM
Broken bone: Thumb, kneecap

Stitches: A couple hand gashes, forehead, gums, shin (I have a permanent dead spot here where I can't feel anything)

I've had over 13 hospitalizations for ankle sprains.

Surgery: Repair severed tendon in finger (stiches from above), Dental to remove an extra tooth growing into my nasal cavity
Jul 3, 2012 12:19pm
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Belly35

Elderly Intellectual

9,716 posts
Jul 3, 2012 12:24 PM
dlazz;1217757 wrote:I am allergic to codeine.

In the 3rd grade I got a splinter in my foot and left it in too long and got blood poisoning, resulting in a 3 day visit at Children's in Dayton.

Middle school I unofficially broke my big toe. Never went to get it xrayed, hence unofficially.

Acid-reflux disease runs in my family - - diagnosed in 2007.

And I'm sure I'm forgetting something else. That's all for me.

I also have (HCS) huge cock syndrome.
HCS : Huge cock sucker :D ..................sorry could not pass that up
Jul 3, 2012 12:24pm
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MontyBrunswick

Jul 3, 2012 12:25 PM
Reported
Jul 3, 2012 12:25pm
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Belly35

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9,716 posts
Jul 3, 2012 12:29 PM
dlazz;1217771 wrote:Reported
HCS or could it be this you have: A "club" in an online chatting community called Habbo Hotel. It offers more privileges than a "normal" member such as a new piece of furniture every month, new colors and clothing, and an extended friends list topped with new commands. Habbo Club members (often called HCs), are typically ******s because most of them dress the same with a puff ball hat, head phones, sea weed hair, a toothed necklace, a star shirt (striped tanktop for women), baggy pants, (a short skirt for women), and skater shoes, (sandals for girls). Most of them call others who aren't "fortunate" enough to have Habbo Club, norms because they feel so bad about their shitty life that they try to bring down other people's self-esteem. :laugh:
Jul 3, 2012 12:29pm
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End of Line

It's Clobberin Time!

6,867 posts
Jul 3, 2012 12:33 PM
Surgeries:
Appendectomy
Wisdom Teeth

Broken Bones:
Dislocated both shoulders

Hospitalizations:
Grade II Concussion

Ongoing:
After 16+ months, I am still healing from Post Concussion Syndrome

Stitches:
None
Jul 3, 2012 12:33pm