THE4RINGZ;1215398 wrote: 2. I was at a bar and some other patrons were getting kicked out, the bouncer who was trying to eject them was straight up getting his ass kicked, so I stepped in the middle grabeed the one guy around the chest and started to carry him out the door. Once I had him off the ground, one of his bitches hit me in the side of the head with a Budweiser bottle. She was allowed to leave the bar after that. So when it all ends and I walk back inside and talk to the bouncer he told me I shouldn't have gotten involved because he had that situation under comtrol. Really?

sleeper;1215341 wrote:I've never been in a fight. Fighting is for people who are unable to disarm someone completely with either words or money. Each and every time I've been challenged to a fight, I've offered $100 in lieu of battle. It works every time.

hasbeen;1215474 wrote:So you're a scrawny, little punk with a big mouth? Makes sense.

Never been knocked out. Never knocked anyone out. I've only been in a handful of fights. Usually standing up in response to a challenge will get the other guy to back down. I'm not a pussy who tries to beg or bribe my way out of a fight.

sleeper;1215476 wrote:I'm not at all scrawny. If I ever got into a fight I would win. Break the neck and the fight is over.

sleeper;1215476 wrote:I'm not at all scrawny. If I ever got into a fight I would win. Break the neck and the fight is over.

mcburg93;1215491 wrote:If I had to guess you're prolly about 6' 125lbs of scared to death hide behind the computer screen tough guy. But you do have funny posts and are a millionaire who owns a mcdonalds who likes pitbulls and enjoys a good argument so you cant be that bad of a person.

hasbeen;1215493 wrote:But instead you give $100. Oh, I forgot you got dollars for days.

Why I would I give money to some scrub? I already pay taxes.

hoops23;1215571 wrote:So buying a tablet is a waste of money, but it's cool to hand out $100 bills to people who want to kick your ass lmao.

hasbeen;1215644 wrote:I'm pretty sure that could be called charity. Tax deduction, maybe?

Commander of Awesome;1215384 wrote:Yeah I'll bite and share, wtf not.

I was jumped back in college.

Sitting outside of my house on the porch. I was about 12:30 friday night/sat morning for the smart asses, and I was texting away on my phone. Didn't see the 4 guys roll up until they were on the porch. One guy (biggest guy) looked a bit older than the other 3 idiots. Wanted to know where a guy named Eric was. I told him I had no clue who he was talking about. I could tell he was pretty ****ing drunk and goon squad behind him started yammering that I was lying to the guy. I'm sitting down in a deep adarondak chair surrounded by 4 guys, all in decent shape.

Next thing I know two guys grab my arms and hold me down while the main dip**** grabs me by the throat. I started squirming trying to get him the **** off, and he starts hammering away trying to rearrange my face for me. One of the guys on the right side starts elbowing me in the side of head as well. I manage to get my feet between the guy in front and myself and pkick him hard as ****ing mule in the chest/chin area. He goes backwards and flips over the fence seperating the porch from the yard. I get up all covered in blood, streaming down my face on my shirt etc...

This causes quite a comotion and one of my roommates finally comes out and tackles one of the kid to the ground, and the other 3 panies run off. Between the two of us, we manage to hold the guy down while the cops get there (incidentally, he was the one who didn't hold me down or hit me. lolfail).

When the cops get there they take him into custody and order an ambulance for me. The guy the cops arrested spilled the beans and sold his idiot friends out. The main guy was actually 26 yr old graduate working on the Hill in DC. One of my good family friends happens to be head law professor for a large university and is on first name basis with the state of ohio prosecutor for my district. Needless to say this guy ended up with a felony assault charge and had to commute from DC every week for court. He ended up having to pay my court, lawyer, ambulance, hospital, and doctor fees, seek counseling, do 500 hours of community service and lost his right to vote.

All this over a guy who was banging his EX GF from 2 yrs ago or something who he thought lived at my house but didn't. lolfail.

hoops23;1215571 wrote:So buying a tablet is a waste of money, but it's cool to hand out $100 bills to people who want to kick your ass lmao.

sleeper;1215555 wrote:I'm actually taller and I weigh significantly more than that. I'm not yet a millionaire either, I don't know why people think that.

hoops23;1215571 wrote:So buying a tablet is a waste of money, but it's cool to hand out $100 bills to people who want to kick your ass lmao.

fan_from_texas;1215710 wrote:As long as it goes to a non-B10 grad, might as well call it charity.

rmolin73;1215833 wrote:sleeperouted/

Early Cuyler;1216183 wrote:Didn't you say you were bullied throughout your earlier life in a previous thread?

GoChiefs;1216186 wrote:I've been in my share of fights, lost a few, won most. Being a bigger fella, people tend to go by that whole "beat up on the biggest guy, and get respect" thing when they get some liquid courage in them. It doesn't always end well in their favor.