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Jawbreaker
Posts: 520
Jun 27, 2012 11:02am
I have a guy at work that laughs at everything then coughs after he laughs. He laughs about stuff that is not funny (awkward situations, bad news, etc.). Not a real hard laugh but enough for you to wonder what the heck he is laughing about. Then he tops it off with a couple coughs.
Nothing is really that funny.
Nothing is really that funny.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jun 27, 2012 11:05am
This morning she was "whisper-singing" (I can't call it anything else) very loudly. And it was in a foreign language ... German or Austrian maybe ... and periodically beteween lyrics, she made a sound somewhere between a cough and a dry heave. WTF???
Apple
Posts: 2,620
Jun 27, 2012 12:55pm
Austrian?
WTF?
WTF?
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jun 27, 2012 1:03pm
I dunno. I guess it's still German, but I'm told it has a really weird dialectical nuance to it.Apple;1212989 wrote:Austrian?
WTF?
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Jun 27, 2012 1:09pm
Was it 99 Luft Balloons ?
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jun 27, 2012 1:14pm
How would I know? I don't speak whatever language it was.Curly J;1213003 wrote:Was it 99 Luft Balloons ?
Apple
Posts: 2,620
Jun 27, 2012 1:50pm
LJ would know what language it is.
Try recording her and posting it so we can hear it too.
Try recording her and posting it so we can hear it too.
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Jun 27, 2012 1:51pm
Careful. Calling LJ an expert is an infractable offense.Apple;1213066 wrote:LJ would know what language it is.
Try recording her and posting it so we can hear it too.
Bigred1995
Posts: 1,042
Jun 27, 2012 1:58pm
O-Trap;1212233 wrote:It's like having a tone-deaf, overweight Marry Poppins with a nasty case of bronchitis sitting next to...
Had she been hot, i bet we'd be hearing about Otrap's new awesome coworker, with all of these cute quirks!
Not that thats a bad thing!
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jun 28, 2012 1:18pm
All. Day. Today.
I think my head just did a 360-degree turn, Exorcist-style.
I think my head just did a 360-degree turn, Exorcist-style.
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Jun 28, 2012 3:02pm
Set this as the desktop background image on her computer (be incognito):
***Que the "SnotBubbles is an insensitive asshole, piece of shit human being for posting that" responses...
***Que the "SnotBubbles is an insensitive asshole, piece of shit human being for posting that" responses...
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Jun 28, 2012 3:06pm
smh
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jul 18, 2012 10:05am
I now miss just the weird noises and singing. She now has music playing all day, every day. It is, like some of her singing, in a foreign language as well.
AND she was just eating this morning. It sounded like a she hadn't eaten in months and was amid an eating contest.
AND she was just eating this morning. It sounded like a she hadn't eaten in months and was amid an eating contest.
Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Jul 18, 2012 10:34am
Invite her to a movie and Explain it to her.
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sportchampps
Posts: 7,361
Jul 18, 2012 10:45am
I'll trade her for the bitch in my row who thinks using a heater and taking off her shoes is acceptable behavior in the middle of the summer at work. It makes it feel about 90 on my side of the office and at least once a week when she plugs it in it pops the circuit breaker. I've lost a few hours of productivity until I figured out it was her causing the issue now I have to save right b4 she sits down.
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Jul 18, 2012 11:40am
Get real jobs where you don't work in cubicles and this kinda crap don't happen.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jul 18, 2012 11:41am
Who said I work in a cubicle?Tiernan;1227768 wrote:Get real jobs where you don't work in cubicles and this kinda crap don't happen.
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Gardens35
Posts: 4,929
Jul 18, 2012 11:47am
Apple;1212989 wrote:Austrian?.....
Well then.......Let's put another shrimp on the barbie.
Big_Mirg_ZHS
Posts: 2,079
Jul 18, 2012 12:07pm
That would be Australian not Austrian....Gardens35;1227773 wrote:Well then.......Let's put another shrimp on the barbie.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jul 18, 2012 12:08pm
*facepalm*Big_Mirg_ZHS;1227793 wrote:That would be Australian not Austrian....
hasbeen
Posts: 6,504
Jul 18, 2012 12:17pm
Otrap do we work in the same marketing office? I have a bitch who is about as unprofessional as you can get in mine.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jul 18, 2012 12:18pm
Cleveland?hasbeen;1227806 wrote:Otrap do we work in the same marketing office? I have a bitch who is about as unprofessional as you can get in mine.
brutus161
Posts: 1,686
Jul 18, 2012 12:24pm
Gardens35;1227773 wrote:Well then.......Let's put another shrimp on the barbie.
hasbeen
Posts: 6,504
Jul 18, 2012 1:11pm
nope. maybe they're sisters.O-Trap;1227807 wrote:Cleveland?
she belches all the time, loud. she will randomly sing parts of songs, like a line every 15 seconds or so. she yells when everyone is on the phone. everyone is on the phone the whole time, no reason to yell. she talks about all her "dudes." she's an annoying bitch.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Oct 16, 2012 9:31am
She's at it again. Listening to music in Spanish, turned up far too loud.
I also have the misfortune of having her old chair now. It has prehistoric, petrified crumbs covering it and something that looks like jelly on the side of one of the arm rests. Disgusting.
This will not do.
I also have the misfortune of having her old chair now. It has prehistoric, petrified crumbs covering it and something that looks like jelly on the side of one of the arm rests. Disgusting.
This will not do.