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O-Trap

Chief Shenanigans Officer

14,994 posts
Jun 20, 2012 11:26 PM
Your obstacle is that most people are either too busy or too lazy to work out. Once they come to that realization, they don't want to pay for something they won't use.

The key, then, is to get them to use it. My suggestions?

1. Jacuzzi with a beer vending machine nearby.
2. One free 30-minute massage per month for all members (look for relatively new massage therapists looking to build experience and a possible clientele, and be willing to replace yearly). The masseuse should probably be hot.
3. Hire hot chicks to work the facility while wearing tight workout clothing.
4. Profit.
Jun 20, 2012 11:26pm
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DeyDurkie5

Senior Member

11,324 posts
Jun 20, 2012 11:57 PM
Step 1. Steal underwear
Step 2. ....
Step 3. profit
Jun 20, 2012 11:57pm
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said_aouita

Banned

8,532 posts
Jun 21, 2012 12:11 AM
Stand out front of McDonalds, laughing and pointing at fat people while wearing an ACMY shirt.
Jun 21, 2012 12:11am