My wife is getting a boob job

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Jun 7, 2012 7:57pm
Steel Valley Football;1192384 wrote:I essentially was trying to make a joke. I don't back track. If I say it, I mean it and it's usually correct.

I've played with four pair and they all had detectable seams. How about you?
I've played with more than four pair and for the life of me I don't recall any seams at all. So I'm not buying what you're trying to sell.
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Jun 7, 2012 8:12pm
Steel Valley Football;1192384 wrote: I've played with four pair and they all had detectable seams. How about you?
Was married to a chick who had 40DD, who eventually went on to be a porn actress, worked in strip clubs for a few years and dated mostly strippers when I was much younger. Felt one or two...:rolleyes:
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Jun 7, 2012 8:12pm
rmolin73;1192391 wrote:I've played with more than four pair and for the life of me I don't recall any seams at all. So I'm not buying what you're trying to sell.
Yeah, sure ya did lol.
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Jun 7, 2012 8:18pm
Steel Valley Football;1192405 wrote:Yeah, sure ya did lol.
Says the guy that thinks that there are seams.
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Jun 7, 2012 9:03pm
Steel Valley Football;1192133 wrote:When you get them in your hands and squeeze them, you will. Run your fingers along the outer sides.
They feel like bags of sand.
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Jun 7, 2012 10:03pm
Steel Valley Football;1192320 wrote:Not sure why. Maybe you were distracted by her cock and never noticed the seams. ;)
And you were talking about bad jokes before?
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Jun 7, 2012 10:48pm
pnhasbeen;1192593 wrote:And you were talking about bad jokes before?
And, I was talking about bad jokes before.
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Jun 7, 2012 10:52pm
This is a basement thread.
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Steel Valley Football
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Jun 7, 2012 10:58pm
Because you saw me still posting, admit it.
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Jun 7, 2012 10:59pm
Steel Valley Football;1192735 wrote:Because you saw me still posting, admit it.
It was either move it to the basement or hand out a bunch of infractions. I'm being nice. Because I'm a nice guy.
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Jun 7, 2012 11:26pm
Steel Valley Football;1192715 wrote:And, I was talking about bad jokes before.

I see it continues.
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Jun 8, 2012 12:42am
justincredible;1192738 wrote:It was either move it to the basement or hand out a bunch of infractions. I'm being nice. Because I'm a nice guy.
You're no Mr. Nice Guy, though. ;)

/halfbaked
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Jun 8, 2012 5:11am
I like the thought of boobies in the basement.
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Jun 8, 2012 6:58am
Surprised that SVF hasn't said he was banging anyones mom in this thread yet.
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Jun 8, 2012 8:17am
Skyhook79;1192865 wrote:Surprised that SVF hasn't said he was banging anyones mom in this thread yet.

That's because, technically, I was only banging your mom's boobies.
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Jun 8, 2012 9:33am
Steel Valley Football;1192891 wrote:That's because, technically, I was only banging your mom's boobies.
That's so much funnier than blow up doll jokes.
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Jun 8, 2012 9:48am
FatHobbit;1192944 wrote:That's so much funnier than blow up doll jokes.

Skyhook's mom's boobies are not funny. How rude of you to say that.
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Jun 8, 2012 1:53pm
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Jun 8, 2012 9:07pm
rmolin73;1192413 wrote:Says the guy that thinks that there are seams.

douchiness.
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Jun 8, 2012 9:10pm
Shut up, Skank
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Jun 9, 2012 8:47am
skank;1193592 wrote:douchiness.
Grown men are debating about tits so theres no room for you here. When someone decides to talk about traler trash men on the down low then you can chime in. Bitch
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Jun 9, 2012 9:08am
Should've known this thread would end up like this.
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Jun 9, 2012 1:45pm
j_crazy;1193855 wrote:Should've known this thread would end up like this.
all threads end up like this.
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Jun 9, 2012 1:50pm
Skyhook79;1192865 wrote:Surprised that SVF hasn't said he was banging anyones mom in this thread yet.

I'm surprised you'd view this thread. Christian pervert came looking for pics.
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Jun 9, 2012 2:02pm
j_crazy;1193855 wrote:Should've known this thread would end up like this.
You knew this thread would be arguing about boob seams?