FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Jun 7, 2012 1:15pm
For your next marriage you should just find a woman you hate and buy her a house.thavoice;1191838 wrote:You know this is just a first step in her plan to find another man......get the boob job, make the husband pay...and then leave.
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Fred Garvin
Posts: 285
Jun 7, 2012 1:19pm
thavoice;1191838 wrote:You know this is just a first step in her plan to find another man......get the boob job, make the husband pay...and then leave.
Truth! I have seen this happen to multiple people.
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Jun 7, 2012 1:38pm
Well the house is mine.....FatHobbit;1191987 wrote:For your next marriage you should just find a woman you hate and buy her a house.
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Steel Valley Football
Posts: 4,548
Jun 7, 2012 1:43pm
Seriously, fake tits are nasty. Ive dated girls who had them. You can feel the seams of the bags when you're touching them.
Tho, I'm not surprised that most of you are for them because you have never touched a real booby lol. They do look very nice in magazines.
Tho, I'm not surprised that most of you are for them because you have never touched a real booby lol. They do look very nice in magazines.
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Jun 7, 2012 1:55pm
I dont know why you care about feeling the seams when you obviously dont mind the rubber nozzles you used to blow them up with.Steel Valley Football;1192055 wrote:Seriously, fake tits are nasty. Ive dated girls who had them. You can feel the seams of the bags when you're touching them.
Tho, I'm not surprised that most of you are for them because you have never touched a real booby lol. They do look very nice in magazines.
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Jun 7, 2012 1:56pm
LMFAO!thavoice;1192071 wrote:I dont know why you care about feeling the seams when you obviously dont mind the rubber nozzles you used to blow them up with.
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Jun 7, 2012 1:56pm
You're still married. For now.thavoice;1192045 wrote:Well the house is mine.....
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Steel Valley Football
Posts: 4,548
Jun 7, 2012 2:05pm
thavoice;1192071 wrote:I dont know why you care about feeling the seams when you obviously dont mind the rubber nozzles you used to blow them up with.
Once again, coming from you, this is meaningless. Go ask your wife if you're allowed to post a response to this.
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Jun 7, 2012 2:06pm
Just admit I finally got ya
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Steel Valley Football
Posts: 4,548
Jun 7, 2012 2:07pm
FatHobbit;1192072 wrote:LMFAO!
Wow, really?
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Steel Valley Football
Posts: 4,548
Jun 7, 2012 2:10pm
thavoice;1192084 wrote:Just admit I finally got ya
I'm seriously SMH at the fact that you thought that was clever. I also know for a fact now you've never had a pair of tits w a boob job in your hands while being rode. It's fact or you would have just commented on it, because it's the truth.
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Jun 7, 2012 2:19pm
Its OK if you wont admit you were owned. Know your type, those who cannot admit any such a thing.Steel Valley Football;1192092 wrote:I'm seriously SMH at the fact that you thought that was clever. I also know for a fact now you've never had a pair of tits w a boob job in your hands while being rode. It's fact or you would have just commented on it, because it's the truth.
Dont think I have ever railed a chick with fake tits now that ya mention it. I will put that on the bucket list.
Thanks for the suggestion.
..and now that you have wasted a few minutes to let your air pump finish doing its job you can go back to your 'date'.
Ironman92
Posts: 49,363
Jun 7, 2012 2:25pm
Steel Valley Football;1192055 wrote:Seriously, fake tits are nasty. Ive dated girls who had them. You can feel the seams of the bags when you're touching them.
Tho, I'm not surprised that most of you are for them because you have never touched a real booby lol. They do look very nice in magazines.
You mean we've never touched a fake one.
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Steel Valley Football
Posts: 4,548
Jun 7, 2012 2:29pm
Except I wasn't owned. It wasn't that funny and it certainly wasn't true. I give props when people zing me w a good joke, which yours wasn't.
What's funny is that you couldn't add anything to the thread because we were talking about actual breasts and not pictures of them.
What's funny is that you couldn't add anything to the thread because we were talking about actual breasts and not pictures of them.
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Steel Valley Football
Posts: 4,548
Jun 7, 2012 2:30pm
No I meant real. "Fake" is a misnomer.Ironman92;1192102 wrote:You mean we've never touched a fake one.
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BR1986FB
Posts: 24,104
Jun 7, 2012 2:33pm
Who the fuck was their doctor, Josef Mengele? A good tit job shouldn't have "seams."Steel Valley Football;1192055 wrote:Seriously, fake tits are nasty. Ive dated girls who had them. You can feel the seams of the bags when you're touching them.
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Steel Valley Football
Posts: 4,548
Jun 7, 2012 2:46pm
BR1986FB;1192115 wrote:Who the **** was their doctor, Josef Mengele? A good tit job shouldn't have "seams."
Lots most certainly do, on the outsides under the armpit. In fact, most do. I mean touching them, not just looking at them.
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BR1986FB
Posts: 24,104
Jun 7, 2012 2:50pm
Never saw that.
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Steel Valley Football
Posts: 4,548
Jun 7, 2012 3:07pm
BR1986FB;1192128 wrote:Never saw that.
When you get them in your hands and squeeze them, you will. Run your fingers along the outer sides.
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oletiger
Posts: 166
Jun 7, 2012 4:00pm
now im aroused, go on
mcburg93
Posts: 3,167
Jun 7, 2012 4:45pm
Im with br on this one. Dated a girl with fake ones and hers was done in the early 90s. I couldnt feel seams and barely any scaring. Hers wasnt huge and looked pretty natural for her body.Steel Valley Football;1192133 wrote:When you get them in your hands and squeeze them, you will. Run your fingers along the outer sides.
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Steel Valley Football
Posts: 4,548
Jun 7, 2012 6:59pm
Not sure why. Maybe you were distracted by her cock and never noticed the seams.mcburg93;1192231 wrote:Im with br on this one. Dated a girl with fake ones and hers was done in the early 90s. I couldnt feel seams and barely any scaring. Hers wasnt huge and looked pretty natural for her body.
rmolin73
Posts: 4,278
Jun 7, 2012 7:12pm
Which essentially means I'm full of shit and now I'm back tracking.Steel Valley Football;1192320 wrote:Not sure why. Maybe you were distracted by her cock and never noticed the seams.
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Jun 7, 2012 7:16pm
Congratulations and good luck.
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Steel Valley Football
Posts: 4,548
Jun 7, 2012 7:53pm
rmolin73;1192333 wrote:Which essentially means I'm full of **** and now I'm back tracking.
I essentially was trying to make a joke. I don't back track. If I say it, I mean it and it's usually correct.
I've played with four pair and they all had detectable seams. How about you?