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I enter the real world on Monday, What do I do?

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goosebumps

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Jun 1, 2012 11:01 AM
So I graduate on Friday Night and Start my new job on Monday morning. I'm very alone right now, and the thing I wanna ask you to help me...To show me how I can be a grown-up. Do I carry my high-school diploma around? What do you do with your hair? What happens if there's inclement weather? Where do you...? What do you wear? Can you wash clothes in the dishwasher?
Jun 1, 2012 7:01am
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Manhattan Buckeye

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Jun 1, 2012 11:03 AM
Get a job with your younger brother Derek and organize the $&%^ing Catalina Wine Mixer.
Jun 1, 2012 7:03am
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Jun 1, 2012 11:10 AM
It's the Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer.
Jun 1, 2012 7:10am
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Manhattan Buckeye

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Jun 1, 2012 11:13 AM
On the other hand he could get a job with Enterprise because they give you the tools to be your own boss.
Jun 1, 2012 7:13am
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Jun 1, 2012 11:14 AM
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Jun 1, 2012 7:14am
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HitsRus

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Jun 1, 2012 11:16 AM
Gosh, you ask such profound questions. I don't think you have much to worry about. Think how much further ahead you are than alot of the people on this site:cry:
Jun 1, 2012 7:16am
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redstreak one

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Jun 1, 2012 11:29 AM
It's easy, no matter how bad life smacks you around you can always come back on here and be anything you want, as smart as you want, as rich as you want. Why, because here, it's serious business! lol
Jun 1, 2012 7:29am
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Jun 1, 2012 11:39 AM
I'm not sure about what you should do, but I would advise you to stay the fuck away from bath salts.
Jun 1, 2012 7:39am
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vball10set

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Jun 1, 2012 11:50 AM
Always wear your high school varsity jacket...hope this helps
Jun 1, 2012 7:50am
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Iliketurtles

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Jun 1, 2012 12:25 PM
You should go suck a bag of dicks.
Jun 1, 2012 8:25am
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cruiser_96

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Jun 1, 2012 1:21 PM
killer_ewok;1186453 wrote:I'm not sure about what you should do, but I would advise you to stay the **** away from bath salts.
THIS!!!
Jun 1, 2012 9:21am
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Jun 1, 2012 1:36 PM
goosebumps;1186433 wrote:So I graduate on Friday Night and Start my new job on Monday morning. I'm very alone right now, and the thing I wanna ask you to help me...To show me how I can be a grown-up. Do I carry my high-school diploma around? What do you do with your hair? What happens if there's inclement weather? Where do you...? What do you wear? Can you wash clothes in the dishwasher?
Read the entire Goosebumps series, the answer you seek is in there.
Jun 1, 2012 9:36am
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Jun 1, 2012 1:38 PM
Commander of Awesome;1186527 wrote: the answer you seek are in there.
it are in there really?
Jun 1, 2012 9:38am
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Jun 1, 2012 1:39 PM
Get some neck tattoos.
Jun 1, 2012 9:39am
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Jun 1, 2012 1:39 PM
I find never having a rigid work schedule works best. Sometimes I show up to work at 6am, other times I show up at 3pm. I always leave at 5 though, no matter what. Works like a charm.
Jun 1, 2012 9:39am
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Jun 1, 2012 1:43 PM
sleeper;1186531 wrote:I find never having a rigid work schedule works best. Sometimes I show up to work at 6am, other times I show up at 3pm. I always leave at 5 though, no matter what. Works like a charm.
He said real world not your fantasy world.
Jun 1, 2012 9:43am
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Jun 1, 2012 1:50 PM
ZWICK 4 PREZ;1186528 wrote:it are in there really?
Desperate I see.
Jun 1, 2012 9:50am
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Jun 1, 2012 1:51 PM
Commander of Awesome;1186539 wrote:Desperate I see.
I sure be.
Jun 1, 2012 9:51am
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Jun 1, 2012 1:52 PM
sleeper;1186531 wrote:I find never having a rigid work schedule works best. Sometimes I show up to work at 6am, other times I show up at 3pm. I always leave at 5 though, no matter what. Works like a charm.
I agree this is my type work schedule .... sometimes I show up for work and never really there :)
Jun 1, 2012 9:52am
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Jun 1, 2012 3:39 PM
goosebumps;1186433 wrote:So I graduate on Friday Night and Start my new job on Monday morning. I'm very alone right now, and the thing I wanna ask you to help me...To show me how I can be a grown-up. Do I carry my high-school diploma around? What do you do with your hair? What happens if there's inclement weather? Where do you...? What do you wear? Can you wash clothes in the dishwasher?
Wear tuxedos everywhere.
Jun 1, 2012 11:39am
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Jun 1, 2012 4:05 PM
masterbate frequently
Jun 1, 2012 12:05pm
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Jun 1, 2012 4:17 PM
ZWICK 4 PREZ;1186541 wrote:I sure be.
I sure am. /zwick reach
Jun 1, 2012 12:17pm
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Jun 1, 2012 4:37 PM
In all honesty, always overdress. You don't do anymore work, but people think you are important, and being important is all that matters.
Jun 1, 2012 12:37pm
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Jun 1, 2012 5:04 PM
sleeper;1186672 wrote:In all honesty, always overdress. You don't do anymore work, but people think you are important, and people thinking you're important is all that matters.
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Jun 1, 2012 1:04pm
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Jun 3, 2012 3:21 AM
goosebumps;1186433 wrote:So I graduate on Friday Night and Start my new job on Monday morning. I'm very alone right now, and the thing I wanna ask you to help me...To show me how I can be a grown-up. Do I carry my high-school diploma around? What do you do with your hair? What happens if there's inclement weather? Where do you...? What do you wear? Can you wash clothes in the dishwasher?
Become a 1200 Club Member ;) (Inside Comment most of you won't get)

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Jun 2, 2012 11:21pm