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Devils Advocate

Brudda o da bomber

4,539 posts
May 14, 2012 1:29 PM
Somewhere we can discuss cerebral issues like:

1. How magnets work

2. Quarks and quazars, and how the effect electrons in non typical atoms.

3. The Liberal brain, and if there is some chemical reason for socialist behavior

4. What exactly is in Heretic's blood, and how we can exploit it to either end the drug wars, solve the energy crisis, or use it to kill all enemies of the United States. ( foreign or domestic).

5. Is serious business so serious that it has to be taken serious.

Thoughtful submissions will be graciously accepted.
May 14, 2012 1:29pm
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Heretic

Son of the Sun

18,820 posts
May 14, 2012 1:33 PM
I don't want to alarm you, but over the weekend, a couple damn teens asked if they could sprinkle a bit of my blood into their weed to add to the buzz. I complied, jabbed my finger with a needle and gave them a few drops. They were having a great time, talking about all sorts of cool hallucinations...for about 30 minutes at which point they simultaneously had their heads explode while their bodies spontaneously combusted.

In short...I need a professional housecleaning service. Preferably one that keeps their mouths shut about things like exploded, charred corpses glued to my couch. Messy shit, that.
May 14, 2012 1:33pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
May 14, 2012 1:34 PM
May 14, 2012 1:34pm
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Commander of Awesome

Senior Pwner

23,151 posts
May 14, 2012 1:37 PM
May 14, 2012 1:37pm
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Iliketurtles

Senior Member

8,191 posts
May 14, 2012 1:39 PM
Heretic;1170337 wrote:I don't want to alarm you, but over the weekend, a couple damn teens asked if they could sprinkle a bit of my blood into their weed to add to the buzz. I complied, jabbed my finger with a needle and gave them a few drops. They were having a great time, talking about all sorts of cool hallucinations...for about 30 minutes at which point they simultaneously had their heads explode while their bodies spontaneously combusted.

In short...I need a professional housecleaning service. Preferably one that keeps their mouths shut about things like exploded, charred corpses glued to my couch. Messy shit, that.
I think there are women who clean houses in Texas that could help you out... they are kinda expensive though.
May 14, 2012 1:39pm
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cruiser_96

Senior Member

7,536 posts
May 14, 2012 1:43 PM
Hogwarts and slithytoves...

Any word on R.O.U.S.'s?
May 14, 2012 1:43pm
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Devils Advocate

Brudda o da bomber

4,539 posts
May 14, 2012 1:47 PM
Heretic;1170337 wrote:I don't want to alarm you, but over the weekend, a couple damn teens asked if they could sprinkle a bit of my blood into their weed to add to the buzz. I complied, jabbed my finger with a needle and gave them a few drops. They were having a great time, talking about all sorts of cool hallucinations...for about 30 minutes at which point they simultaneously had their heads explode while their bodies spontaneously combusted.

In short...I need a professional housecleaning service. Preferably one that keeps their mouths shut about things like exploded, charred corpses glued to my couch. Messy ****, that.
Interesting, but could you elaborate on the "explosions". My hypothesis on "experienced"blood has shown an inference to a pathogyn born vacume. This would tend to cause an implosion.





A cleaning service, preferably one that uses fire, would be preferential to disposal of the corpses. My hypothesis shows that these bodies are in the first metamorfal stage of zombeism and should not be taken lightly.
May 14, 2012 1:47pm
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said_aouita

Banned

8,532 posts
May 14, 2012 7:23 PM
Devils Advocate;1170374 wrote:

A cleaning service, preferably one that uses fire, would be preferential to disposal of the corpses.
Cut em up and go fishing. Great bait for cat fish, hybrids and stripers.
May 14, 2012 7:23pm
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DeadliestWarrior34

gooby pls

3,101 posts
May 14, 2012 7:42 PM
May 14, 2012 7:42pm