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Speedofsand

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May 7, 2012 11:31 PM
because the fool is fishing with a yorkie in his lap! he just moved here from Mass., never really saw a gator before. HAHA

[video=youtube;MKVzxAFSLUo][/video]
May 7, 2012 11:31pm
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May 7, 2012 11:58 PM
I went kayaking yesterday.

Hope this helps.
May 7, 2012 11:58pm
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Ironman92

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May 8, 2012 5:53 AM
Kayak is my favorite palindrome.
May 8, 2012 5:53am
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May 8, 2012 7:38 AM
That was retarded

That's not even me trolling SOS, that was really stupid

That was just a hillbilly southerner getting weakly attacked by an animal
May 8, 2012 7:38am
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May 8, 2012 7:39 AM
And this isn't professional sports, this is a hillbilly southerner getting attacked by an animal
May 8, 2012 7:39am
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May 8, 2012 7:39 AM
And by attack I of course mean came out of the water a little and nipped the edge of a fucking kayak

SMFH cut this thread's neck
May 8, 2012 7:39am
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Speedofsand

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May 8, 2012 9:14 AM
SportsAndLady;1164899 wrote:
That's not even me trolling SOS, that was really stupid

That was just a hillbilly southerner
S&FAIL, the guy is a yankee, from Massachusetts. If you could read and understand you would have known that and not be such a stupid troll.
May 8, 2012 9:14am
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May 8, 2012 9:16 AM
Choot em Elidabeth!!!
May 8, 2012 9:16am
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May 8, 2012 9:19 AM
It's a weak video. I was expecting some carnage or inappropriate comedy... thoroughly disappointed as neither was provided.

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May 8, 2012 9:19am
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May 8, 2012 9:32 AM
QQ4Fail;1164963 wrote:It's a weak video. I was expecting some carnage or inappropriate comedy... thoroughly disappointed as neither was provided.

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Just like you, think everyone's goal in life is to appease you. SMH
May 8, 2012 9:32am
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May 8, 2012 9:35 AM
Stop it @ 1:16 -The gator's head was bigger than the dog. The dog was knocked out the left side, you can see him get reeled in quickly by the idiot yankee. He took the dog out again for a local tv news clip.
May 8, 2012 9:35am
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May 8, 2012 9:35 AM
Commander of Awesome;1164967 wrote:Just like you, think everyone's goal in life is to appease you. SMH
There are two primary uses for internet videos... either entertainment or education. I thought going into this that it probably wasn't going to educational.

Just like you, following me around to make a negative comment. SMH.
May 8, 2012 9:35am
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May 8, 2012 9:38 AM
fucking hillbilly shit :rolleyes:
May 8, 2012 9:38am
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May 8, 2012 10:01 AM
Pfffftttt...
May 8, 2012 10:01am
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May 8, 2012 10:06 AM
brother and my dad were kayaking in florida last month.

a mantatee came up to the surface and launched my brother 10 feet in the air.
May 8, 2012 10:06am
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May 8, 2012 10:15 AM
Smug4Fail;1164970 wrote: Just like you, following me around to make a negative comment. SMH.
I post more than you do, not following you. Get over yourself.
May 8, 2012 10:15am
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May 8, 2012 10:40 AM
the worst
May 8, 2012 10:40am
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May 8, 2012 10:40 AM
That was really, really lame.
May 8, 2012 10:40am
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May 8, 2012 11:25 AM
Did he call the alligator a fucking cocksucker?
May 8, 2012 11:25am
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May 8, 2012 4:14 PM
ITOTW
May 8, 2012 4:14pm
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May 8, 2012 4:18 PM
Damn this was terrible... turrrrriiibbbblleeeee!
May 8, 2012 4:18pm
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May 8, 2012 4:21 PM
I give this film 1/5 stars.
Horrible portrayal of gators. They are quite friendly.
My family members have posed for pictures with them before.
Do not watch.
May 8, 2012 4:21pm
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gooby pls

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May 8, 2012 4:46 PM
yesterday when i was in the shower, i cupped my hands, and pee'd into them. i sat there holding 8 ounces of my own pee. i looked at it, felt its wamth, and then unclasped my hands. as i watch the golden liquid flow down the drain i thought what if....what if i would have drank that pee?
May 8, 2012 4:46pm
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May 8, 2012 9:23 PM
I saw this thread at work, and wanted to watch it but couldn't. Now, imagine my disappointment just now when I watched it. Terrible.
May 8, 2012 9:23pm
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May 8, 2012 10:51 PM
Speedofsand;1164959 wrote:S&FAIL, the guy is a yankee, from Massachusetts. If you could read and understand you would have known that and not be such a stupid troll.
Your hillbilly thread sucked, admit it
May 8, 2012 10:51pm