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May 7, 2012 12:23 PM
I saw today there is a new hot topic about kids allegedly putting toothpaste on their nipples in an effort to get high.

I think this is just a giant troll to get morons to put toothpaste on their nipples. Now which one of you guys will test this out for us?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120506123001AA3BWtM
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May 7, 2012 12:23pm
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May 7, 2012 12:27 PM
I think I used the wrong brand.
May 7, 2012 12:27pm
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May 7, 2012 12:55 PM
pnhasbeen;1164262 wrote:I think I used the wrong brand.
Ha! I figured YOU would try!
May 7, 2012 12:55pm
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May 7, 2012 1:10 PM
Ghey
May 7, 2012 1:10pm
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May 7, 2012 1:11 PM
ernest_t_bass;1164294 wrote:Ghey
So you're in?
May 7, 2012 1:11pm
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May 7, 2012 1:16 PM
Sonofanump;1164296 wrote:So you're in?
May 7, 2012 1:16pm
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May 7, 2012 1:20 PM
No side effects here.









Well, except for this Ginormouse pulasating, invincible erection.

It's been an hour, should I seek medical attention?
May 7, 2012 1:20pm
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May 7, 2012 1:29 PM
Priapism.
May 7, 2012 1:29pm
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May 7, 2012 1:30 PM
I'll stick to marijuana. And heroin.
May 7, 2012 1:30pm
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May 7, 2012 1:47 PM
Gonna try this tonight. Will report back in the morning
May 7, 2012 1:47pm
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May 7, 2012 2:51 PM
The fuck????
May 7, 2012 2:51pm
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Excuse me, Flo?

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May 7, 2012 3:16 PM
cruiser_96;1164285 wrote:Ha! I figured YOU would try!
I believe this is a personal attack. bant him please.
May 7, 2012 3:16pm
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May 7, 2012 3:35 PM
4 out of 5 nipples prefer Crest
May 7, 2012 3:35pm
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May 7, 2012 3:54 PM
lol, if you get off by putting toothpaste on your nips, then more power to you.

Prepare to be pharmacized haha. Lets pretend that something in toothpaste could get you high. It would have to get into your blood stream. So you rub it into your nipples and absorb it through the skin. Thus getting high.

Except that you absorb much quicker and more efficiently through the buccal pathway (through the gums and inner mouth) Hmm so why aren't people getting high as shit when they brush their teeth? or better yet, why not get high by putting toothpaste in your mouth and letting it sit between your lip and gums like you're dipping? Hell just shove some toothpaste up your ass and see how high you get, thats actually the best place to absorb medication (lots of blood vessels near the surface of the skin).

In conclusion, try dipping your wang in bleach, it will get you high.
May 7, 2012 3:54pm
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May 7, 2012 4:01 PM
goosebumps;1164402 wrote:In conclusion, try dipping your wang in bleach, it will get you high.
Hmmm....

May 7, 2012 4:01pm
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May 7, 2012 4:10 PM
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May 7, 2012 4:15 PM
goosebumps;1164402 wrote:lol, if you get off by putting toothpaste on your nips, then more power to you.

Prepare to be pharmacized haha. Lets pretend that something in toothpaste could get you high. It would have to get into your blood stream. So you rub it into your nipples and absorb it through the skin. Thus getting high.

Except that you absorb much quicker and more efficiently through the buccal pathway (through the gums and inner mouth) Hmm so why aren't people getting high as shit when they brush their teeth? or better yet, why not get high by putting toothpaste in your mouth and letting it sit between your lip and gums like you're dipping? Hell just shove some toothpaste up your ass and see how high you get, thats actually the best place to absorb medication (lots of blood vessels near the surface of the skin).

In conclusion, try dipping your wang in bleach, it will get you high.


Because nipples have special absorption powers, duh.

Why'd you have to go and ruin it, less likely we'll get people to put toothpaste on their nipples now.
May 7, 2012 4:15pm
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May 7, 2012 4:27 PM
goosebumps;1164402 wrote:lol, if you get off by putting toothpaste on your nips, then more power to you.

Prepare to be pharmacized haha. Lets pretend that something in toothpaste could get you high. It would have to get into your blood stream. So you rub it into your nipples and absorb it through the skin. Thus getting high.

Except that you absorb much quicker and more efficiently through the buccal pathway (through the gums and inner mouth) Hmm so why aren't people getting high as shit when they brush their teeth? or better yet, why not get high by putting toothpaste in your mouth and letting it sit between your lip and gums like you're dipping? Hell just shove some toothpaste up your ass and see how high you get, thats actually the best place to absorb medication (lots of blood vessels near the surface of the skin).

In conclusion, try dipping your wang in bleach, it will get you high.
So you are the one that did an ass shot for Dey???
May 7, 2012 4:27pm
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May 7, 2012 5:00 PM
Curly J;1164429 wrote:So you are the one that did an ass shot for Dey???
Shhhh, don't let my secret out ;)

Side note Don't put any alcohol up your butt, you could die... literally. when you drink it, most of it gets metabolized by your liver before reaching your brain (something like 90% if I recall) Up your butt it goes straight to your brain skipping that "1st pass metabolism". You can get alcohol poisoning really quickly and theres not a whole lot you can do to save yourself at that point.
May 7, 2012 5:00pm
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May 7, 2012 5:17 PM
^^^ I saw that on MANswers
May 7, 2012 5:17pm
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May 7, 2012 5:20 PM
I snorted crystalized mouthwash a few times in middle school, but never heard of this. Guessing it's fake.
May 7, 2012 5:20pm
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May 7, 2012 5:22 PM
Curly J;1164463 wrote:^^^ I saw that on MANswers
haha really? I had a case where a kid did this while I was on rotation at Poison Control. I believe he ended up living, but many others aren't so lucky.
May 7, 2012 5:22pm
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May 7, 2012 5:27 PM
Any reputable sources commenting on this "toothpasting" myth? Yahoo answers isn't exactly the New England Journal of Medicine.
May 7, 2012 5:27pm
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May 7, 2012 5:27 PM
2kool4skool;1164465 wrote:I snorted crystalized mouthwash a few times in middle school, but never heard of this. Guessing it's fake.
.... Why would you do that?
May 7, 2012 5:27pm
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May 7, 2012 5:28 PM
chicago510;1164469 wrote:Any reputable sources commenting on this "toothpasting" myth? Yahoo answers isn't exactly the New England Journal of Medicine.
When you get into pharmacokinetics in Med School, stories like this will make you laugh at the morons who actually do it.
May 7, 2012 5:28pm