I will post two matchups per thread for the first round. Vote for only ONE person per matchup. If you double vote for the same matchup, then that vote will be canceled out. I will try to do my best with descriptions (might ask some of you for help), but the reputations of each poster will speak for themselves. I will make the polls 7 days long, but hopefully we can determine a winner sooner than that. I won't wait 7 days to post the other matchups. Let the games begin!

#1: Skyhook V.S. #16 Steel Valley Football:

Where do you even begin with failhook? He is the #1 seed for a reason. 98% of his posts consist of trolling. I have yet to see him contribute to one thread. Whenever you debate with him, facts get thrown in his face, and he spins his idiocy to somehow make himself look even dumber. You will find skyhook on any cleveland thread providing nothing, or following his particular poster of choice for the day to troll him. He apparently has 4 kids... If there is a god, may he have mercy on their souls. I don't know much about SVFB, but I do know he QQ's about smoking weed, and he uses "mom" jokes. Here is ETB's description of SVFB: "A childish poster that resort to tactics of a 5-year old, including mom jokes and his own 'fold/all-in' creation that is gayer than AIDS."


#2 Footwedge V.S. #15 Lotz:

My rule of thumb with footwedge is whatever he predicts I bet the exact opposite. We are taking about a guy who bragged about the Cavs preseason record last year (claimed they would easily make the playoffs) and also stated the Browns should easily win 9-10 games last season I will let fellow poster lhslep sum it up for footwedge: "A man whose idiocy is trumped only by his stubbornness. He argued against the proper calculation of percentiles and refused to admit when he was proven wrong. As someone who continually defies logic, anytime footwedge disagrees with you, it means you're most likely right." Lotz, on the other hand would have been a much higher seed if this was held last year. He is still a douche, and is very sensitive when somebody says something about his teams, especially ND football.


The rest of the field (congrats!!!!):

#3 LJ V.S. #14 Jordo
#4 Catsgonewild V.S. #13 Con_Alma
#5 Snotbubbles V.S. #12 ETB
#6 Isadore V.S. #11 Crynasty(dynasty)
#7 Cry4fail V.S. #10 CCrunner
#8 Non V.S. #9 Speedsofsand

like_that... you were nominated. Why didn't you include yourself? This competition is flawed.

ernest_t_bass;1164150 wrote:like_that... you were nominated. Why didn't you include yourself? This competition is flawed.

Only top 16 make the field, I sure as hell don't belong with those 16, that's for sure.

like_that;1164153 wrote:Only top 16 make the field, I sure as hell don't belong with those 16, that's for sure.

Says who, redundant Alex?

Who cares if Like that didn't get into the field? It's not like he's going to win anyways.

I mean shit, look at Con_Alma. No chance he wins, it would be a travesty if anyone other than LJ won.

I seconded like_that. You sure as hell belong in the top 3.

And how did I get a 5 seed? You're the only one who nominated me. Such a douchebag...

Flawed...

sleeper;1164157 wrote:Who cares if Like that didn't get into the field? It's not like he's going to win anyways.

I mean shit, look at Con_Alma. No chance he wins, it would be a travesty if anyone other than LJ won.

True.

ernest_t_bass;1164154 wrote:Says who, redundant Alex?

Thanks for your concerns and complaints. The committee will take them into consideration.

LOL. How in the hell is Sleeper not in this competition? I like Sleeper, but amongst others, he's one of the most hated posters on this site, lol.

LOL

LOL

I picked Skyhook and Lotz. Hoping footwedge pulls a Duke and loses to a 15 seed.

ernest_t_bass;1164163 wrote:LOL. How in the hell is Sleeper not in this competition? I like Sleeper, but amongst others, he's one of the most hated posters on this site, lol.

LOL

LOL

No one nominated me.

I'm looking forward to like_that's descriptions of me.

Would it possibly have any of the following redundant, tiring jokes?

- Tried to kill himself.
- Multiple personalities.
- QQ's and quits because he gets his feelings hurt on teh interweb.
- Has gay 3 year old twins.

ernest_t_bass;1164154 wrote:Says who, redundant Alex?

This is why...

This is the only guy to second your nomination out of spite. When a low life with no credibility at all is your only support.... well you are a teacher, you can figure it out.

SnotBubbles;1164159 wrote:I seconded like_that. You sure as hell belong in the top 3.

And how did I get a 5 seed? You're the only one who nominated me. Such a douchebag...

Flawed...

QQ. Going to JJ Huddl3 and trashing OC warranted an automatic top 5 seed. To answer your first question, just look above.

Also, ETB once started a thread with a poll, "Who is the bigger douche COA or Like_that?" Other than you and etb, most of the responses consisted of "snotbubbles" or "etb," and that includes the creator of this site.

That's all you need to know. Now go fuck yourself.

Sleeper wanted to be the worst - he's not actually the worst.

FTR...I don't mind any of the 4 in this round. So I'm withholding my vote.

ernest_t_bass;1164163 wrote:LOL. How in the hell is Sleeper not in this competition? I like Sleeper, but amongst others, he's one of the most hated posters on this site, lol.

LOL

LOL

I don't mind sleeper, but it was shocking to me that nobody nominated him. You had your chance.

like_that;1164170 wrote:I don't mind sleeper, but it was shocking to me that nobody nominated him. You had your chance.

I like him too, so the nomination wasn't coming from me.

like_that;1164167 wrote: QQ. Going to JJ Huddl3 and trashing OC warranted an automatic top 5 seed. To answer your first question, just look above.

Also, ETB once started a thread with a poll. Who is the bigger douche COA or Like_that. Other than you and etb, most of the responses consisted of "snotbubbles" or "etb," and that includes the creator of this site.

That's all you need to know. Now go fuck yourself.

LOL. When did I trash the OC? And when did I run to JJHuddle? I made jokes about it, and posted a bunch of JJHuddle links....but I never ran there (I posted a few times when it went free to get a feel for it) and I certainly never bashed this site.

ernest_t_bass;1164171 wrote:I like him too, so the nomination wasn't coming from me.

Yeah and rmolin can't read and vball doesn't do anything other than fap to Kate Upton photos.

like_that, what happens in the event of a tie?

ernest_t_bass;1164175 wrote:like_that, what happens in the event of a tie?

They both drop out unless said person is LJ then he wins.

ernest_t_bass;1164175 wrote:like_that, what happens in the event of a tie?

Edit: higher seed wins.

My only gripe is SVF should have been a higher seed. His all-in/fold shit puts him as a 10 seed at minimum.

SnotBubbles;1164173 wrote:LOL. When did I trash the OC? And when did I run to JJHuddle? I made jokes about it, and posted a bunch of JJHuddle links....but I never ran there (I posted a few times when it went free to get a feel for it) and I certainly never bashed this site.

http://www.ohiochatter.com/forum/showthread.php?33012-jj-s-huddle&p=1110571&viewfull=1#post1110571

Thanks for playing.

sleeper;1164174 wrote:Yeah and rmolin can't read and vball doesn't do anything other than fap to Kate Upton photos.

'Tis true, but you did just garner my write in vote..well done!