It is time to buy a new mower

Love my old 1979 Simplicity Tractor (16HP) 44" deck it has served me well but it is time for a new mower.

I have 1.5 mowing acreage some trees and flower beds but we do those with a trim mower and weed eater. Slight hill on one side of the house and also at the end of the property there is a up hill area. </SPAN>

Any recommendation for a Zero-Turn-Radius-Mower ?

Belly35;1152457 wrote:It is time to buy a new mower

Love my old 1979 Simplicity Tractor (16HP) 44" deck it has served me well but it is time for a new mower.

I have 1.5 mowing acreage some trees and flower beds but we do those with a trim mower and weed eater. Slight hill on one side of the house and also at the end of the property there is a up hill area.

Any recommendation for a Zero-Turn-Radius-Mower ?

Just hire a mexican to mow your yard.

That is, of course, after he is finished playing basketball

1.5 acres??? I'd mow that shit with a push mower. Like a boss. On days I had an extra 10 minutes, I'd use a weedwhacker on the whole thing.

Let Jesus mow it

/sleeper'd

Jesus Take the Mower


/carrieunderwood'd

Scag

I have a John deere with 54" deck I kinda wish I would have just bought the tractor instead of the zero turn. I had a grasshopper before this and I really liked it.

Steel Valley Football;1152466 wrote:1.5 acres??? I'd mow that shit with a push mower. Like a boss.

Growing up I used to mow well over an acre with a push mower before mom finally dropped the coin on a riding mower. I probably pushed it for 2 or 3 seasons. A zero-turn sounds like completely overkill for a yard that small but it isn't my money.

My brother has a snapper from the 70s still a great mower. Id get that if they still make them.

If you're going to spend that kind of money, go with a brand the pros use. Scag or Exmark would be my choices.

vball10set;1152504 wrote:

This is supposed to be about mowers, not about your sexual conquest last weekend.

justincredible;1152508 wrote:Growing up I used to mow well over an acre with a push mower before mom finally dropped the coin on a riding mower. I probably pushed it for 2 or 3 seasons. A zero-turn sounds like completely overkill for a yard that small but it isn't my money.

No doubt the first ever riding mower in Nerk.

Dixie Chopper.



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thavoice;1152550 wrote:This is supposed to be about mowers, not about your sexual conquest last weekend.

It's not a sheep, numnuts :rolleyes:

My cousin invented the zero-turn

vball10set;1152583 wrote:It's not a sheep, numnuts :rolleyes:

Goats are today's sheep for the new-age professional.

Heretic;1152594 wrote:Goats are today's sheep for the new-age professional.

Steel Valley Football;1152559 wrote:No doubt the first ever riding mower in Nerk.

It was the second one. The guy that bought the first got a DUI on his almost immediately, though.

justincredible;1152605 wrote:It was the second one. The guy that bought the first got a DUI on his almost immediately, though.

That must've been the guy who then got a motorized bar stool. Hopefully you heard about that or the joke will be lost.

I was wondering if you were gonna see Leroy last night here in c-bus, but then I saw you posting last night. I backed out at the last minute. He was at Bernies.

Clarification on a few points:

Hire a Mexican : I have to learn Mexican and I haven&#8217;t mastered English yet
I don&#8217;t like the smell of them
I only use them for roofing
Don&#8217;t trust them with scissors

Prefer Cubans Cube a Yard and Ice Cubes for the winter

Buy a Goat: I don&#8217;t like the smell of them
Between dog shit and goat crap I could not walk in my back yard
Goat rips the grass and not a sharp cut
No cup holder

Push Mower: Work smart not hard is the motto
I don&#8217;t like the way I smell after pushing for an hour
No cup holder

Less time I can spend mowing the grass the more time at the pistol range. God knows I will need all the accuracy I can get when the government comes for me.

Steel Valley Football;1152607 wrote:That must've been the guy who then got a motorized bar stool. Hopefully you heard about that or the joke will be lost.

I was wondering if you were gonna see Leroy last night here in c-bus, but then I saw you posting last night. I backed out at the last minute. He was at Bernies.

My post was based on the barstool DUI.

Also, I didn't realize Leroy was in Cbus. I had Reds tickets anyway.

Ferris