If you were in a gang fight and people were jumping on you from all directions, how many could you beat off of you? I'm a pretty good fighter so I'd say about three.
What if you were being attacked and had a bat? Could you beat off more men that way? Especially if they were attacking your friends. But if you had a hook, you could hook them and JERK them off, right?
I've never met Fab1b, but he claims to be tough so he'd probably beat off more men than anyone here. Justin too...he's probably pretty tough. What about Justin with a hook? I'd bet Justin could jerk off a whole lot of men. I'd pay to see that. How much would you pay to see Justin jerk off a whole bunch of men who were attacking his friends? Most of you have at least a few dollars saved since you're not buying flashlights.
Right?
Apr 23, 2012 5:28pm
sleeper
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Mon, Apr 23, 2012 5:30 PMApr 23, 2012 5:30 PM
Zero.
Apr 23, 2012 5:30pm
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Mon, Apr 23, 2012 5:31 PMApr 23, 2012 5:31 PM
I say molin could jerk off MANY men, doesn't even need a hook.
Apr 23, 2012 5:31pm
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Mon, Apr 23, 2012 5:31 PMApr 23, 2012 5:31 PM
[h=2]How many men could you beat off?[/h]Sorry...just me. You can beat off all the men you want. :thumbup:
Apr 23, 2012 5:31pm
DeadliestWarrior34
gooby pls
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Mon, Apr 23, 2012 5:32 PMApr 23, 2012 5:32 PM
Apr 23, 2012 5:32pm
Curly J
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Mon, Apr 23, 2012 5:34 PMApr 23, 2012 5:34 PM
Zero for me. My Wife on the other hand was in the Marine Corps and with her training I'm sure she can beat off a few.
Apr 23, 2012 5:34pm
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Mon, Apr 23, 2012 5:39 PMApr 23, 2012 5:39 PM
I don't mean to brag but at least 1000.
Apr 23, 2012 5:39pm
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Mon, Apr 23, 2012 5:42 PMApr 23, 2012 5:42 PM
ccrunner could probably beat a whole slew of grade-school children, since they are much smaller than fully-developed men.
Apr 23, 2012 5:42pm
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Mon, Apr 23, 2012 5:43 PMApr 23, 2012 5:43 PM
sleeper;1150963 wrote:Zero.
Liar.
You're probaly a beat-off CHAMP.
Apr 23, 2012 5:43pm
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Mon, Apr 23, 2012 5:47 PMApr 23, 2012 5:47 PM
Literally Lol'd a ton on this thread.
Apr 23, 2012 5:47pm
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Mon, Apr 23, 2012 5:50 PMApr 23, 2012 5:50 PM
skank;1150965 wrote:I say molin could jerk off MANY men, doesn't even need a hook.
And so continues your fetish with dudes doing dudes. Get help lil fella.
Apr 23, 2012 5:50pm
hasbeen
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Mon, Apr 23, 2012 5:50 PMApr 23, 2012 5:50 PM
Rotinaj;1150971 wrote:I don't mean to brag but at least 1000.
Pussy. 1 trillion for me
Apr 23, 2012 5:50pm
Steel Valley Football
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Mon, Apr 23, 2012 6:01 PMApr 23, 2012 6:01 PM
^^^^
Wow, he's tough!
Apr 23, 2012 6:01pm
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Mon, Apr 23, 2012 6:13 PMApr 23, 2012 6:13 PM
More than France.
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Just myself.
Apr 23, 2012 6:16pm
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Mon, Apr 23, 2012 6:24 PMApr 23, 2012 6:24 PM
ccrunner609;1150969 wrote:lots of boys
You dont say.
Apr 23, 2012 6:24pm
DeadliestWarrior34
gooby pls
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Mon, Apr 23, 2012 6:26 PMApr 23, 2012 6:26 PM
Bout tree fiddy
Apr 23, 2012 6:26pm
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Mon, Apr 23, 2012 6:38 PMApr 23, 2012 6:38 PM
I would not beat off with a tree. I could not, would not, with a tree.
Apr 23, 2012 6:38pm
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Mon, Apr 23, 2012 7:06 PMApr 23, 2012 7:06 PM
You could get yourself a bulldozer and just plow a few dozen without even straining.
Apr 23, 2012 7:06pm
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Mon, Apr 23, 2012 7:18 PMApr 23, 2012 7:18 PM
You could get a strap-on and have anal sex with two at a time.
Apr 23, 2012 7:18pm
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Mon, Apr 23, 2012 8:24 PMApr 23, 2012 8:24 PM
You could get a hose and just squirt it on everyones face.
Apr 23, 2012 8:24pm
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Mon, Apr 23, 2012 8:30 PMApr 23, 2012 8:30 PM
SVF loves the cock. Pretty safe assumption from his time on the internet.
Apr 23, 2012 8:30pm
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Mon, Apr 23, 2012 8:49 PMApr 23, 2012 8:49 PM
Just one for now
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Mon, Apr 23, 2012 9:03 PMApr 23, 2012 9:03 PM
ccrunner609;1151142 wrote:What are you doing with that other hand????
clicking the mouse
Apr 23, 2012 9:03pm
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Mon, Apr 23, 2012 9:05 PMApr 23, 2012 9:05 PM
ccrunner609;1151142 wrote:What are you doing with that other hand????
