When you're the head football coach at Arkansas and you don't beat LSU or
Alabama you get angry.
When you get angry, you go out and buy a Harley.
When you buy a Harley, you meet a blond-haired, long-legged, 25 year old
female former volley ball player.
When you invite the blond-haired, long-legged, 25 year old female former
volley ball player for a ride on your Harley, you end up in a road-side
ditch with broken ribs and other injuries.
When you end up in a road-side ditch with broken ribs and other injuries and
keep it a secret that there was a blond-haired, long-legged, 25 year old
female former volley ball player along for the ride on your Harley, you get
fired.
Moral of the story: Beat LSU and Alabama. :laugh:
Apr 18, 2012 10:53am
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Wed, Apr 18, 2012 10:57 AMApr 18, 2012 10:57 AM
reps :thumbup:
Apr 18, 2012 10:57am
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Wed, Apr 18, 2012 10:59 AMApr 18, 2012 10:59 AM
He would have been better off taking the long legged blonde to the turkish spa or to a motel to re-inact Platoon with Charlie Sheen!
Apr 18, 2012 10:59am
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Wed, Apr 18, 2012 11:14 AMApr 18, 2012 11:14 AM
Good shit.
Apr 18, 2012 11:14am
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Wed, Apr 18, 2012 11:39 AMApr 18, 2012 11:39 AM
lol
I love those commercials
Apr 18, 2012 11:39am
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Wed, Apr 18, 2012 11:43 AMApr 18, 2012 11:43 AM
Haha that is pretty funny.
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Wed, Apr 18, 2012 11:51 AMApr 18, 2012 11:51 AM
Did you come up with that yourself martyirish?
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Wed, Apr 18, 2012 2:31 PMApr 18, 2012 2:31 PM
carmen;1146937 wrote:Did you come up with that yourself martyirish?
oh hell no
I wish I had
Apr 18, 2012 2:31pm
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Wed, Apr 18, 2012 3:27 PMApr 18, 2012 3:27 PM
Marty, you probably saw that in some movie.
Apr 18, 2012 3:27pm
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Wed, Apr 18, 2012 6:58 PMApr 18, 2012 6:58 PM
ernest_t_bass;1147123 wrote:Marty, you probably saw that in some movie.
reps
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Thu, Apr 19, 2012 4:19 PMApr 19, 2012 4:19 PM
Apparently Petrino was also hooking up with this:
Apr 19, 2012 4:19pm
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Thu, Apr 19, 2012 4:21 PMApr 19, 2012 4:21 PM
Little Danny;1148141 wrote:Apparently Petrino was also hooking up with this:
I thought she was supposed to be blonde? Or is this in addition to the blonde?
Apr 19, 2012 4:21pm
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Thu, Apr 19, 2012 4:23 PMApr 19, 2012 4:23 PM
^^^ In addition to.
Dude must have serious game.
Apr 19, 2012 4:23pm
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Thu, Apr 19, 2012 4:24 PMApr 19, 2012 4:24 PM
Little Danny;1148146 wrote:^^^ In addition to.
Dude must have serious game.
all it takes is $$$ and fame, and he had both
Apr 19, 2012 4:24pm
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Thu, Apr 19, 2012 4:38 PMApr 19, 2012 4:38 PM
Only in the SEC..
Apr 19, 2012 4:38pm
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Thu, Apr 19, 2012 4:48 PMApr 19, 2012 4:48 PM
vball10set;1148149 wrote:all it takes is $$$ and fame, and he had both
It obviously doesn't take national championships.
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Thu, Apr 19, 2012 8:45 PMApr 19, 2012 8:45 PM
ernest_t_bass;1148169 wrote:It obviously doesn't take national championships.
