My wife isn't fond of my interior decorating skills

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Apr 16, 2012 3:38pm
LJ;1145305 wrote:Now, back on topic, the trolling of my wife....


My buddy said to keep it up there out of principle.

"woman, this is a trophy of my providing for this family, you shall respect it as such"
I said the same thing when she asked me if she could get an abortion.
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MontyBrunswick
Apr 16, 2012 3:38pm
dlazz;1145274 wrote:I decorated your wifes interior with semen.
Nobody commented on this really sweet burn yet.
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thavoice
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Apr 16, 2012 3:43pm
dlazz;1145340 wrote:Nobody commented on this really sweet burn yet.
Probably because every member of the OC had already accomplished that feat already.
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Apr 16, 2012 3:45pm
ernest_t_bass;1145307 wrote:DILLIGAF?
He gives so little of a fuck that he doesn't even give enough of one to actually spell out the acronym.
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Apr 16, 2012 3:47pm
dlazz;1145340 wrote:Nobody commented on this really sweet burn yet.
Soon as I see one I will comment. Still waiting.
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Apr 16, 2012 3:51pm
LJ;1145220 wrote:I know, it's going in my man room draped over the safe.

This morning she emailed me "well if it makes you happy dlazz's dick is growing on me"

ROFL
dlazz;1145340 wrote:Nobody commented on this really sweet burn yet.
Commander of Awesome;1145348 wrote:Soon as I see one I will comment. Still waiting.
I would have went with this dlazz... too bad you went for a sleeper esq burn.
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Apr 16, 2012 3:55pm
thavoice;1145343 wrote:Probably because every member of the OC had already accomplished that feat already.

Ok pussy
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Apr 16, 2012 4:14pm
dlazz;1145340 wrote:Nobody commented on this really sweet burn yet.

The only burning going on is inside LJ's wife's vag...and itching.
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Apr 16, 2012 4:21pm
Raw Dawgin' it;1145339 wrote:I said the same thing when she asked me if she could get an abortion.
Reps
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Apr 16, 2012 5:06pm
LJ;1145305 wrote:Now, back on topic, the trolling of my wife....


My buddy said to keep it up there out of principle.

"woman, this is a trophy of my providing for this family, you shall respect it as such"
Me Tarzan, you Jane...gtfo
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Apr 16, 2012 5:10pm
vball10set;1145382 wrote:Me Tarzan, you Jane...gtfo

Why am i not surprised another joke went over your head?
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Apr 16, 2012 5:15pm
LJ;1145305 wrote:Now, back on topic, the trolling of my wife....


My buddy said to keep it up there out of principle.

"woman, this is a trophy of my providing for this family, you shall respect it as such"
A simple bowling trophy wouldve looked much better.
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Apr 16, 2012 5:19pm
LJ;1145357 wrote:Ok pussy
Thats an attack, moderater
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Apr 16, 2012 5:25pm
sleeper;1145285 wrote:Accountant
Attorney
Derivatives trader
Farmer
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Scientist
Engineer
Librarian
Cattle Herder
Astronaut
Carpenter
Car Mechanic
Grocery store bagger
Bartender
Surgeon
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Baseball player
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Civil Rights Activist


I'm probably forgetting a few, but LJ has pretty much done and been everything. If he hasn't, he'll Google it and pretend he does.
Police officer/State Patrol
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Apr 16, 2012 5:58pm
Tigerfan00;1145392 wrote:Thats an attack, moderater
QQ
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Apr 16, 2012 6:14pm
I like it. Stroke the furry wall LJ's wife.
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Apr 16, 2012 8:27pm
sleeper;1145285 wrote:Accountant
Attorney
Derivatives trader
Farmer
Hunter
Scientist
Engineer
Librarian
Cattle Herder
Astronaut
Carpenter
Car Mechanic
Grocery store bagger
Bartender
Surgeon
Architect
Baseball player
Teacher
Civil Rights Activist


I'm probably forgetting a few, but LJ has pretty much done and been everything. If he hasn't, he'll Google it and pretend he does.

I notice that McDonald's frachise owner is not on that list yet.
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Apr 16, 2012 9:09pm
Put these in her van and tell her you are going to bleach the skulls and put them in your man room.

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Apr 16, 2012 9:15pm
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Apr 16, 2012 9:26pm
Tigerfan00;1145388 wrote:A simple bowling trophy wouldve looked much better.
/Mr. 300'd?
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Apr 16, 2012 9:27pm
Mr Miyagi;1145524 wrote:Put these in her van and tell her you are going to bleach the skulls and put them in your man room.

That is far beyond my level of redneck
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Mr Miyagi
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Apr 16, 2012 9:34pm
I thought you have done everything?
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Apr 17, 2012 12:39am
LJ;1145534 wrote:That is far beyond my level of redneck
Very doubtful
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Apr 17, 2012 1:10am
1_beast;1145695 wrote:Very doubtful

Does it take a redneck to know a redneck ???
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Apr 17, 2012 2:21pm