Archive My wife isn't fond of my interior decorating skills

LJ

Posts: 16,351

Apr 16, 2012 1:23pm

She came home yesterday and this was on the wall in the living room, she wasn't too thrilled

sleeper

Posts: 27,879

Apr 16, 2012 1:23pm

Did you skin that yourself?

LJ

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Apr 16, 2012 1:24pm

sleeper;1145209 wrote:Did you skin that yourself?

yes

THE4RINGZ

Posts: 16,816

Apr 16, 2012 1:25pm

You can always find another wife, but nice deer hides like that are few and far between.

sleeper

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Apr 16, 2012 1:25pm

LJ;1145210 wrote:yes

I'll go ahead and add "professional animal skinner and interior decorator" to your job list.

Raw Dawgin' it

Posts: 11,466

Apr 16, 2012 1:26pm

looks like shit, she's right.

LJ

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Apr 16, 2012 1:26pm

sleeper;1145214 wrote:I'll go ahead and add "professional animal skinner and interior decorator" to your job list.

I didn't tan it though.

sleeper

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Apr 16, 2012 1:26pm

LJ;1145216 wrote:I didn't have sex with it though.

Fixed.

LJ

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Apr 16, 2012 1:27pm

Raw Dawgin' it;1145215 wrote:looks like shit, she's right.

I know, it's going in my man room draped over the safe.

This morning she emailed me "well if it makes you happy the hide on the wall is growing on me"

ROFL

sleeper

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Apr 16, 2012 1:27pm

LJ;1145220 wrote:I know, it's going in my man room draped over the safe.

This morning she emailed me "well if it makes you happy the hide on the wall is growing on me"

ROFL

Wow, you have an exciting life.

ernest_t_bass

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Apr 16, 2012 1:27pm

sleeper;1145214 wrote:I'll go ahead and add "professional animal skinner and interior decorator" to your job list.

How does the rest of the list read?

justincredible

Posts: 32,056

Apr 16, 2012 1:49pm

I didn't know you lived in a trailer.

Apple

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Apr 16, 2012 1:50pm

LJ;1145216 wrote:I didn't tan it though.

I don't blame you. That new tanning tax is racist.

LJ

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Apr 16, 2012 1:51pm

justincredible;1145244 wrote:I didn't know you lived in a trailer.

Double wide, son

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thavoice

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Apr 16, 2012 1:52pm

LJ;1145248 wrote:Double wide, son

..or is it a quarter wide, triple long. Makes ya feel like you are living in a hallway.

justincredible

Posts: 32,056

Apr 16, 2012 1:58pm

LJ;1145248 wrote:Double wide, son

Living the high life.

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MontyBrunswick

Apr 16, 2012 2:15pm

I decorated your wifes interior with semen.

sleeper

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Apr 16, 2012 2:30pm

ernest_t_bass;1145224 wrote:How does the rest of the list read?

Accountant
Attorney
Derivatives trader
Farmer
Hunter
Scientist
Engineer
Librarian
Cattle Herder
Astronaut
Carpenter
Car Mechanic
Grocery store bagger
Bartender
Surgeon
Architect
Baseball player
Teacher
Civil Rights Activist

I'm probably forgetting a few, but LJ has pretty much done and been everything. If he hasn't, he'll Google it and pretend he does.

LJ

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Apr 16, 2012 2:39pm

sleeper;1145285 wrote:Accountant
Attorney
Derivatives trader
Farmer
Hunter
Scientist
Engineer
Librarian
Cattle Herder
Astronaut
Carpenter
Car Mechanic
Grocery store bagger
Bartender
Surgeon
Architect
Baseball player
Teacher
Civil Rights Activist

I'm probably forgetting a few, but LJ has pretty much done and been everything. If he hasn't, he'll Google it and pretend he does.

You already have a thread on this in the basement, please keep your bullshit there. Thanks

ernest_t_bass

Posts: 24,984

Apr 16, 2012 2:47pm

sleeper;1145285 wrote:Accountant
Attorney
Derivatives trader
Farmer
Hunter
Scientist
Engineer
Librarian
Cattle Herder
Astronaut
Carpenter
Car Mechanic
Grocery store bagger
Bartender
Surgeon
Architect
Baseball player
Teacher
Civil Rights Activist

I'm probably forgetting a few, but LJ has pretty much done and been everything. If he hasn't, he'll Google it and pretend he does.

You forgot "internet forum moderator."

ernest_t_bass

Posts: 24,984

Apr 16, 2012 2:48pm

LJ;1145294 wrote:You already have a thread on this in the basement, please keep your bullshit there. Thanks

LJ, you only moderate the politics forum. Please keep your moderatering there. Thanks.

LJ

Posts: 16,351

Apr 16, 2012 2:53pm

ernest_t_bass;1145300 wrote:You forgot "internet forum moderator."

ernest_t_bass;1145301 wrote:LJ, you only moderate the politics forum. Please keep your moderatering there. Thanks.

DIAF

LJ

Posts: 16,351

Apr 16, 2012 2:54pm

Now, back on topic, the trolling of my wife....

My buddy said to keep it up there out of principle.

"woman, this is a trophy of my providing for this family, you shall respect it as such"

ernest_t_bass

Posts: 24,984

Apr 16, 2012 2:56pm

LJ;1145304 wrote:DIAF

DILLIGAF?

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Sonofanump

Apr 16, 2012 3:36pm

ernest_t_bass;1145301 wrote:LJ, you only moderate the politics forum. Please keep your moderatering there. Thanks.

Lulz.