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Man saws off own foot to continue receiving unemployment benefits

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dwccrew

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Mar 28, 2012 9:40 PM
Well, he can certainly put his foot in his mouth now with that idea.
Mar 28, 2012 9:40pm
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Mar 28, 2012 9:41 PM
For all my fans out there as well, sorry it wasn't a head!! :)
Mar 28, 2012 9:41pm
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Mar 28, 2012 9:47 PM
You know you're lazy when...
Mar 28, 2012 9:47pm
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Mar 28, 2012 9:52 PM
He was probably black
Mar 28, 2012 9:52pm
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Mar 28, 2012 9:53 PM
Some people work too hard at avoiding work.
Mar 28, 2012 9:53pm
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dwccrew

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Mar 28, 2012 9:53 PM
DeyDurkie5;1130483 wrote:He was probably black
Black people don't own tools.

Edit- I suppose they could steal them.
Mar 28, 2012 9:53pm
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Mar 28, 2012 9:55 PM
Holy shit. How would you even be able to get inside to the kitchen and then still be able to communicate what happened to emergency services? I would think your body would put you into a coma from the shock.
Mar 28, 2012 9:55pm
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Mar 28, 2012 10:00 PM
dwccrew;1130485 wrote:Black people don't own tools.

Edit- I suppose they could steal them.
only crowbars and bolt cutters
Mar 28, 2012 10:00pm
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oberhaus

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Mar 28, 2012 10:49 PM
Sounds like a resonable thing to do.
Mar 28, 2012 10:49pm
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Mar 28, 2012 11:20 PM
1_beast;1130493 wrote:only crowbars and bolt cutters
and flat-head screwdrivers to get jewelry

Trayvon'd
Mar 28, 2012 11:20pm
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Mar 28, 2012 11:46 PM
DeyDurkie5;1130483 wrote:He was probably black.

/sleeper'd
FIFY
Mar 28, 2012 11:46pm
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Mar 29, 2012 8:08 AM
Hans Url, a 56-year-old from Mitterlabill, then took the foot and cooked it in the oven so doctors could not reattach it.
Dafuq?
Mar 29, 2012 8:08am
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Mar 29, 2012 8:34 AM
The best part...
The kicker: according to the paper, being footless does not necessarily qualify Url for unemployment compensation.
Mar 29, 2012 8:34am
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Mar 29, 2012 5:51 PM
I point to this as an example of anyone claiming unemployment provides incentive not to work! That is one motivated moron!
Mar 29, 2012 5:51pm
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Mar 29, 2012 5:55 PM
From the comments:
He can work at IHop.
LOL
Mar 29, 2012 5:55pm
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Mar 29, 2012 7:10 PM
Hope the saw didn`t kick back.
Mar 29, 2012 7:10pm
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Mar 29, 2012 7:19 PM
The funny thing is: having his foot cut off doesn't qualify him for unemployment compensation.
Mar 29, 2012 7:19pm
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Mar 29, 2012 7:20 PM
I imagine his disability claim should also be denied as this was a self inflicted injury.
Mar 29, 2012 7:20pm
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Mar 29, 2012 9:42 PM
THE4RINGZ;1131294 wrote:I imagine his disability claim should also be denied as this was a self inflicted injury.
Yeah, if he was smart he would have gotten a construction job and THEN cut-off his foot while on the clock. Lazy AND stupid.
Mar 29, 2012 9:42pm
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Mar 29, 2012 9:48 PM
measure twice cut once.. too soon?
Mar 29, 2012 9:48pm
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Mar 29, 2012 9:54 PM
What is better for cutting off a limb? The fine tooth plywood blade or a rugged ripping blade?
Mar 29, 2012 9:54pm
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mella

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Mar 29, 2012 10:36 PM
Why is the blade so clean? I would expect a bigger mess on the blade itself.
Mar 29, 2012 10:36pm
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Mar 29, 2012 10:48 PM
i wood suggest a plywood blade but put tape on the backside to reduce the chip out.
Mar 29, 2012 10:48pm