I'll preemptively press charges with a letter to 6 million attorneys. You can have all the money in the world and lawyers will want more.Laley23;1130927 wrote:50 million.
And you would be dead. Id pay your family to not press charges.
BORIStheCrusher;1130944 wrote:You could consider everything other than absolute necessities wasted money.
Ask LJ. He's our OC lawyer, accountant, hunter, marvel comic book collector, meat salesman, farmer, derivatives trader, moderator, judge, dentist, analyst, historian, mathematician, professor, scientist, pope, CEO, Marine, carpenter, DBA. I'm sure I'm forgetting 1 trillion professions that LJ is an expert in.justincredible;1130931 wrote:Can a dead guy press charges? Do you even need to press charges in a murder case? Please help.
Nope, you pretty much hit them all :rolleyes:sleeper;1130953 wrote:Ask LJ. He's our OC accountant, hunter, farmer, moderator I'm sure I'm forgetting 1 trillion professions that LJ is an expert in.
Oh yeah, that's right. My world championships showing horses. Forgot about those.Commander of Awesome;1130955 wrote:You forgot horses. LJ knows horses.
You could, but would that not mean that any money beyond what you need for the basics is worthless?BORIStheCrusher;1130944 wrote:You could consider everything other than absolute necessities wasted money.
fifyCommander of Awesome;1130955 wrote:You forgot sheep. LJ knows sheep.
Goats dont move as muchDeadliestWarrior34;1131094 wrote:fify
too bad I already bought it yesterdayDeyDurkie5;1131103 wrote:Just bought the winning ticket
FIFYsleeper;1130843 wrote:A smart person wouldn't eat at McDonalds.
thavoice;1131110 wrote:Ill def be picking some up.
Standing agreement with the wife........we win the lottery...wife and I split it 50/50 and the first trip is the lawyers to get the divorce.
Jesus, just get a divorce already.thavoice;1131110 wrote:Ill def be picking some up.
Standing agreement with the wife........we win the lottery...wife and I split it 50/50 and the first trip is the lawyers to get the divorce.
thavoice;1131110 wrote:Ill def be picking some up.
Standing agreement with the wife........we win the lottery...wife and I split it 50/50 and the first trip is the lawyers to get the divorce.
One of my favorite SP episodes ever. NSFWLJ;1131114 wrote:
You work in the finance sector? Your math is horrible.sleeper;1130748 wrote:Actually you have a zero percent chance of winning anything and a 100% chance of losing at least $1.
thavoice;1131110 wrote:Ill def be picking some up.
Standing agreement with the wife........we win the lottery...wife and I split it 50/50 and the first trip is the lawyers to get the divorce.
I'd do it for about $3.50.Raw Dawgin' it;1131154 wrote:How much you think it'd cost to shit on a persons chest? I'd test people wills and see what lengths they'd go for some cash.
