THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Mar 27, 2012 10:46pm
Over the winter somehow a bare spot developed in my lawn near the curb. The bare spot is approximately 2.5' x 4'. On Sunday I scuffed up the soil, planted grass seed and covered the planted area with straw.
Last evening I watched the fucking retard who lives down the street walking her two Golden Retrievers, and where to they stop to piss? Yep, right in the straw pile in my yard. What does she do? She let's them piss right there on my newly planted lawn.
I opened the door and yelled to get the fucking dogs off my grass, her reaction, of course, she let them finish.
Other than sneaking into her house and upper decking her toilet or banging her hottest friend, what suggestions do you have for me to get me revenge on this completely retarded act?
Last evening I watched the fucking retard who lives down the street walking her two Golden Retrievers, and where to they stop to piss? Yep, right in the straw pile in my yard. What does she do? She let's them piss right there on my newly planted lawn.
I opened the door and yelled to get the fucking dogs off my grass, her reaction, of course, she let them finish.
Other than sneaking into her house and upper decking her toilet or banging her hottest friend, what suggestions do you have for me to get me revenge on this completely retarded act?
wildcats20
Posts: 27,794
Mar 27, 2012 10:50pm
Do you have a sidewalk between your yard and the street?
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Mar 27, 2012 10:50pm
wildcats20;1129674 wrote:Do you have a sidewalk between your yard and the street?
No.
wildcats20
Posts: 27,794
Mar 27, 2012 10:50pm
I got nothing then.
DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Mar 27, 2012 10:57pm
I thought you meant the rapper, and got sad
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Sonofanump
Mar 27, 2012 10:57pm
If know where the fucking retard lives, in the middle of the night spray some grass killing chemicals in the outline of a penis in her yard.THE4RINGZ;1129666 wrote:the fucking retard who lives down the street
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Mar 27, 2012 10:59pm
Sonofanump;1129684 wrote:If know where the fucking retard lives, in the middle of the night spray some grass killing chemicals in the outline of a penis in her yard.
I like this a lot.
Early Cuyler
Posts: 1,097
Mar 27, 2012 10:59pm
ahahahaha. Well Played, reps when I can!DeyDurkie5;1129682 wrote:I thought you meant the rapper, and got sad
wildcats20
Posts: 27,794
Mar 27, 2012 11:00pm
Just get some bleach.
We had kids do that to our rival high school in the shape of our school's logo on their 20 yard lines.
We had kids do that to our rival high school in the shape of our school's logo on their 20 yard lines.
ts1227
Posts: 12,319
Mar 27, 2012 11:01pm
I'm going to be in Wooster this weekend. I'll find this woman and pee in her yard.
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Mar 27, 2012 11:02pm
ts1227;1129690 wrote:I'm going to be in Wooster this weekend. I'll find this woman and pee in her yard.
I'll pm you her address.
Let's grab a beer some weekend when you are in town.
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Mar 27, 2012 11:02pm
Piss on her dogs.
ts1227
Posts: 12,319
Mar 27, 2012 11:05pm
I'll be relocating there more permanently in a few weeks, after that we'll have to.THE4RINGZ;1129691 wrote:I'll pm you her address.
Let's grab a beer some weekend when you are in town.
Hb31187
Posts: 8,534
Mar 27, 2012 11:06pm
Exactly what I thought when I first saw the title as wellDeyDurkie5;1129682 wrote:I thought you meant the rapper, and got sad
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Mar 27, 2012 11:07pm
ts1227;1129699 wrote:I'll be relocating there more permanently in a few weeks, after that we'll have to.
Nice. If you are coming here and need to find some employment let me know, I have tons of contacts in the area.
GOONx19
Posts: 7,147
Mar 27, 2012 11:08pm
Haha, winner winner.dwccrew;1129694 wrote:Piss on her dogs.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Mar 27, 2012 11:22pm
Pee in her butt.
Early Cuyler
Posts: 1,097
Mar 27, 2012 11:31pm
Seriously doe, if the actual rapper died, anybody that knew 2 shits about hip-hop would become instantly depressed.
Skyhook79
Posts: 5,739
Mar 28, 2012 5:34am
If you don't have a sidewalk where was she walking the dogs?THE4RINGZ;1129666 wrote:Over the winter somehow a bare spot developed in my lawn near the curb. The bare spot is approximately 2.5' x 4'. On Sunday I scuffed up the soil, planted grass seed and covered the planted area with straw.
Last evening I watched the fucking retard who lives down the street walking her two Golden Retrievers, and where to they stop to piss? Yep, right in the straw pile in my yard. What does she do? She let's them piss right there on my newly planted lawn.
I opened the door and yelled to get the fucking dogs off my grass, her reaction, of course, she let them finish.
Other than sneaking into her house and upper decking her toilet or banging her hottest friend, what suggestions do you have for me to get me revenge on this completely retarded act?
1_beast
Posts: 5,642
Mar 28, 2012 6:06am
its obvious, shit in a bag... set it on on her porch, light it on fire, ring the doorbell and run.
Or just shit on her porch
Or just shit on her porch
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Mar 28, 2012 8:46am
probably the street - R.I.P Common Sense.Skyhook79;1129793 wrote:If you don't have a sidewalk where was she walking the dogs?
Also, if she's trespassing can't you shoot her?
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Mar 28, 2012 8:47am
Skyhook79;1129793 wrote:If you don't have a sidewalk where was she walking the dogs?
On the street, and obviously through people's yards.
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Mar 28, 2012 8:48am
She wasn't carrying a bag of Skittles, so no.Raw Dawgin' it;1129808 wrote:
Also, if she's trespassing can't you shoot her?
Mr. 300
Posts: 3,090
Mar 28, 2012 8:54am
Just let it go. Be the bigger man here and not plot revenge.
Skyhook79
Posts: 5,739
Mar 28, 2012 8:54am
Do you live in the city limits or outside the limits?THE4RINGZ;1129809 wrote:On the street, and obviously through people's yards.