Tim Tebow traded to the Jets

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BR1986FB
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Mar 22, 2012 7:43pm
But he still has THIS going for him...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6WzajR2CUM
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Mar 22, 2012 10:52pm
Gay or Straight, New York becomes too much for him to handle and Tebow loses his virginity before he ever starts a game.
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Mar 23, 2012 8:49am
password;1124603 wrote:Gay or Straight, New York becomes too much for him to handle and Tebow loses his virginity before he ever starts a game.
He'll definitely get [EMAIL="f#@ked"]f#@ked[/EMAIL] by the NY Press.
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Mar 24, 2012 12:58pm
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Mar 24, 2012 1:10pm
What an idiot Tebow is, you would think if he thought he had the ability to heal people, he would have fixed his inability to be a NFL quarterback.
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Mar 24, 2012 4:53pm
:laugh:This is gonna be such a clusterf*uck in NYC this Fall
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Mar 24, 2012 5:17pm
password;1126119 wrote:What an idiot Tebow is, you would think if he thought he had the ability to heal people, he would have fixed his inability to be a NFL quarterback.
He doesn't think he has that ability but he knows God does. You act like the laying on of hands is something new. It has been done for a couple of thousand years by many,many different faith believing people.
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Mar 24, 2012 5:20pm
Skyhook79;1126348 wrote:He doesn't think he has that ability but he knows God does. You act like the laying on of hands is something new. It has been done for a couple of thousand years by many,many different faith believing people.

I don't think anyone knows that.
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Mar 24, 2012 6:30pm
Skyhook79;1126348 wrote:He doesn't think he has that ability but he knows God does. You act like the laying on of hands is something new. It has been done for a couple of thousand years by many,many different faith believing people.
I consider myself a catholic and believer in God...but holy shit you make it really fucking difficult to sustain that.
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Mar 24, 2012 6:52pm
SportsAndLady;1126394 wrote:I consider myself a catholic and believer in God...but holy shit you make it really fucking difficult to sustain that.
Then you should know about the laying on of hands and the healing powers of the Holy Spirit.
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Mar 24, 2012 7:38pm
Unfortunately, band-waggoners can't get the latest Tim Tebow merchandise until after Nike unveils their new uniforms on April 3.
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Mar 24, 2012 8:44pm
As of 12:00 p.m. ET Saturday, Jockey placed a billboard outside Lincoln Tunnel. Bearing a picture of Tebow’s face, the billboard says, “We support Tebow & New York.”

In a statement released by the company, Jockey said that the billboard “plants a stake in the ground that NYC is now officially Tebow-country.”


Does anyone in the Jets brass have any clue as to the size of the circus they have invited to town with this Tebow move?

He is going to be be starting by week 7, as I see nothing but fan revolts until it happens. This year is going to be crazy.
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Mar 24, 2012 8:57pm
I feel bad for Jets fans
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Mar 24, 2012 9:12pm
robj55;1126758 wrote:I feel bad for Jets fans

Why? Jets fans suck.
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Mar 24, 2012 9:24pm
justincredible;1126813 wrote:Why? Jets fans suck.

Indeed.
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Mar 24, 2012 9:34pm
IggyPride00;1126716 wrote:

Does anyone in the Jets brass have any clue as to the size of the circus they have invited to town with this Tebow move?

He is going to be be starting by week 7, as I see nothing but fan revolts until it happens. This year is going to be crazy.
They probably didn't notice since the Rex Ryan Circus is entering it's 4th year.:rolleyes:
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Mar 24, 2012 9:47pm
Skyhook79;1126905 wrote:They probably didn't notice since the Rex Ryan Circus is entering it's 4th year.:rolleyes:
When you invite Tebow to town it escalates things by many orders of magnitude as far as the crazy level goes.

Not to mention that the GM was already talking about having certain Tebow packages, possibly playing "the hot hand" depending on who was playing better. I mean any way you look at it they are inviting chaos.
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Mar 24, 2012 9:50pm
IggyPride00;1126930 wrote:When you invite Tebow to town it escalates things by many orders of magnitude as far as the crazy level goes.

Not to mention that the GM was already talking about having certain Tebow packages, possibly playing "the hot hand" depending on who was playing better. I mean any way you look at it they are inviting chaos.
Evidently you are not familiar with the NY football Jets way of doing things. I think they can handle it. Besides Sanchez needs to have someone pushing his sorry butt and putting pressure on him to perform.
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Mar 24, 2012 10:01pm
Skyhook79;1126933 wrote:Evidently you are not familiar with the NY football Jets way of doing things. I think they can handle it. Besides Sanchez needs to have someone pushing his sorry butt and putting pressure on him to perform.
If Sanchez is sorry what does that make Tebow?
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Mar 24, 2012 10:10pm
Wow. This is great. Lin and Tebow in the same city. I'm surprised this hasnt been mentioned yet.
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Mar 24, 2012 10:35pm
ichsnjb;1126952 wrote:Wow. This is great. Lin and Tebow in the same city. I'm surprised this hasnt been mentioned yet.

It has been mentioned in the media. 'Linsanity' has become 'Timsanity'.
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Mar 24, 2012 11:03pm
More like Timpotence.
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Mar 24, 2012 11:34pm
Skyhook79;1126348 wrote:He doesn't think he has that ability but he knows God does. You act like the laying on of hands is something new. It has been done for a couple of thousand years by many,many different faith believing people.

Please give us some proof of the healing power of the hands that has cured anything. The only thing it has done is give the desperate, weak minded people false hope... but that is what religion is all about.
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Mar 25, 2012 12:22am
justincredible;1126981 wrote:More like Timpotence.

NICE...You know what when I get to a you know what. Which will be in a few minutes. On my way.
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Mar 25, 2012 4:36am
robj55;1126945 wrote:If Sanchez is sorry what does that make Tebow?
The next starting QB for the NY Jets?