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chicago510

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Feb 29, 2012 11:23 PM
SportsAndLady;1101513 wrote:Dude..just close your eyes. No different than a perfect 10 model suckin on ya wainer

Except fat chicks give better head than a perfect 10 model
Yeah until you open your eyes and she tries to make out with you.
Feb 29, 2012 11:23pm
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Feb 29, 2012 11:24 PM
chicago510;1101517 wrote:Yeah until you open your eyes and she tries to make out with you.
S&L usually waits until he busts one in her mouth to make out.
Feb 29, 2012 11:24pm
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Fab1b

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Feb 29, 2012 11:25 PM
hoops23;1101519 wrote:S&L usually waits until he busts one in her mouth to make out.

Christ that is funny and disgusting!
Feb 29, 2012 11:25pm
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Feb 29, 2012 11:25 PM
hoops23;1101519 wrote:S&L usually waits until he busts one in her mouth to make out.
Damnit.

Beer on my keyboard.
Feb 29, 2012 11:25pm
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Feb 29, 2012 11:28 PM
LOL
Feb 29, 2012 11:28pm
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SportsAndLady

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Feb 29, 2012 11:29 PM
Fuck yeah I do

I snowball the shit out of my fat chicks
Feb 29, 2012 11:29pm
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chicago510

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Feb 29, 2012 11:29 PM
hoops23;1101519 wrote:S&L usually waits until he busts one in her mouth to make out.
Lulz. Thats the worst.
Feb 29, 2012 11:29pm
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Feb 29, 2012 11:29 PM
That was probably one of the top 5 funniest comments I've read here lol

But as far as Chi Town goes, it's a fun ass city. No matter what you do, you'll have fun.
Feb 29, 2012 11:29pm
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Feb 29, 2012 11:31 PM
SportsAndLady;1101534 wrote:Fuck yeah I do

I snowball the shit out of my fat chicks

Is it gay if it's yours?
Feb 29, 2012 11:31pm
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Feb 29, 2012 11:32 PM
Fab1b;1101541 wrote:Is it gay if it's yours?
lol, this is legit.
Feb 29, 2012 11:32pm
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chicago510

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Feb 29, 2012 11:33 PM
wildcats20;1101537 wrote:That was probably one of the top 5 funniest comments I've read here lol

But as far as Chi Town goes, it's a fun ass city. No matter what you do, you'll have fun.
Agree with both. Reps for truth.
Feb 29, 2012 11:33pm
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Feb 29, 2012 11:33 PM
wildcats20;1101537 wrote:That was probably one of the top 5 funniest comments I've read here lol

But as far as Chi Town goes, it's a fun ass city. No matter what you do, you'll have fun.
I was in Chicag-ho a couple years back, but didn't get to do much at the time. I will enjoy some pizza though, fo sho. This time I'll look to enjoy it a bit more.
Feb 29, 2012 11:33pm
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Mar 1, 2012 12:17 AM
Fab1b;1101541 wrote:Is it gay if it's yours?
Is it gay if you don't make eye contact?
Mar 1, 2012 12:17am
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Mar 1, 2012 12:48 AM
Fab1b;1101541 wrote:Is it gay if it's yours?
It's only gay if you push back..............
Mar 1, 2012 12:48am
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Belly35

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Mar 1, 2012 6:18 AM
Have lunch at "Eleven" great cheese cake and cornbeef sandwich

PM Gorocks99 he lives in Chicago he know a few nice sport bars in Lakeview area

My daughter lives in Chicago also and I may be visiting her around mid April
Mar 1, 2012 6:18am
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Mar 1, 2012 10:03 AM
Are you looking to get drunk, eat good food, see events, go sightseeing, all of the above, none of the above? For getting robbed/shanked, I suggest you go hang out in Englewood for a night.
Mar 1, 2012 10:03am
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Mar 1, 2012 10:12 AM
Wrigley is expensive as hell and you are less likely to get stabbed. To substantially increase your chances of getting stabbed, attend the Sox game in a t-shirt with a Confederate Flag.
If you want a 100% guaranteed chance of getting stabbed, wear the above mentioned t-shirt to Cabrini Green area of Chicago. Maybe even shout out how much you dislike black people.

I'd say the chances of being stabbed become lower, the farther North you are. Museum of Science and Industry is cool. Pizza from Giordano's is a must.
Mar 1, 2012 10:12am
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Mar 1, 2012 10:13 AM
US Cellular isn't that bad if you just go to the game and leave (i.e., don't go trolling around the neighborhood). Although I wouldn't suggest wearing a confederate flag t-shirt there :)
Mar 1, 2012 10:13am
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Mar 1, 2012 10:16 AM
Last time I went to Chicago the Cubs weren't in town so we caught a Sox game. Never once did we feel unsafe so I'm not sure if it will be good enough for you. I bet the confederate flag t shirt idea would work, though.

As for hotels, we always end up staying downtown. We go through hotwire and usually get a sweet deal.

I am thinking of going up in April when the Reds are in town. I believe it is the weekend of the 20th.
Mar 1, 2012 10:16am
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Mar 1, 2012 10:20 AM
said_aouita;1101827 wrote:Wrigley is expensive as hell and you are less likely to get stabbed. To substantially increase your chances of getting stabbed, attend the Sox game in a t-shirt with a Confederate Flag.
If you want a 100% guaranteed chance of getting stabbed, wear the above mentioned t-shirt to Cabrini Green area of Chicago. Maybe even shout out how much you dislike black people.

I'd say the chances of being stabbed become lower, the farther North you are. Museum of Science and Industry is cool. Pizza from Giordano's is a must.
Cabrini Green is re-gentrified now. It's not that bad of an area anymore. They pushed all the residents of the public housing there down south (mostly to Englewood/West Englewood, but some other outlying areas also). Be careful about the North/South distinction as well. You can go wander around UofC on the South Side and be totally safe, and you can end up along Western Ave in Uptown on the North Side, or Logan Square, and get stabbed. Basically, be knowledgeable about where you're going and don't be dumb if you find yourself in a neighborhood that's not to your liking.
Mar 1, 2012 10:20am
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Mar 1, 2012 10:30 AM
justincredible;1101833 wrote:Last time I went to Chicago the Cubs weren't in town so we caught a Sox game. Never once did we feel unsafe so I'm not sure if it will be good enough for you. I bet the confederate flag t shirt idea would work, though.
US Cellular isnt nearly as bad as Comiskey was apparently back in the day when my grandpa refused to take my dad.

I've been to both, and just prefer the atmosphere at Wrigley even though I'm a Sox fan.
Mar 1, 2012 10:30am
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Mar 1, 2012 10:35 AM
Yeah, the atmosphere at Wrigley is definitely better. US Cellular is a much nicer park.
Mar 1, 2012 10:35am
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Mar 1, 2012 10:40 AM
gorocks99;1101835 wrote:Cabrini Green is re-gentrified now. It's not that bad of an area anymore. .
Yea yea, just me being stupid. I can remember just like a block or two from the old CG, you were in a hip trendy area. But it was like ya crossed the tracks and boom....lock your doors.

Didn't they tear down all the towers? I admit ya caught me. Been a while since I've been to Chi-town.
Mar 1, 2012 10:40am
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Mar 1, 2012 10:52 AM
They did tear down all the towers, the last one came down last March of last year. I don't think it's a great area (not like the Mag Mile or anything), but it's definitely not what it once was.
Mar 1, 2012 10:52am
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Mar 1, 2012 12:31 PM
said_aouita;1101827 wrote:Pizza from Giordano's is a must.
I thought the original pizzeria uno was the place to go?
Mar 1, 2012 12:31pm