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Fab1b

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Feb 28, 2012 11:32 AM
Is anyone surprised? They are watching it all, cell phones, computers, any internet postings, emails, etc......Have been for years!
Feb 28, 2012 11:32am
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Feb 28, 2012 11:47 AM
I don't Twatter, Mybook or Facespace.


Hope this helps.
Feb 28, 2012 11:47am
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Feb 28, 2012 11:48 AM
said_aouita;1099032 wrote:I don't Twat, Mybook or facespace.


Hope this helps.
I twat as much as I can but since we got married it hasn't been too often.
Feb 28, 2012 11:48am
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se-alum

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Feb 28, 2012 11:58 AM
Damnit!! I use Al-Shabaab in 90% of my tweets!!
Feb 28, 2012 11:58am
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Heretic

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Feb 28, 2012 12:00 PM
Apparently if I talk about drunken black outs, Homeland Security might think I'm planning terrorist attacks to black out cities or something.

Therefore, I will talk about drunken black outs every day, even if I didn't drink at all. Fuckers...
Feb 28, 2012 12:00pm
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Feb 28, 2012 2:37 PM
Fab1b;1099022 wrote:Is anyone surprised? They are watching it all, cell phones, computers, any internet postings, emails, etc......Have been for years!
Feb 28, 2012 2:37pm
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Feb 28, 2012 2:41 PM
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Feb 28, 2012 2:42 PM
Now they are watching this site.

Hope this helps.
Feb 28, 2012 2:42pm
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Feb 28, 2012 2:42 PM
WHY DO YOU HATE ME?!?!?!
Feb 28, 2012 2:42pm
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Shane Falco

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Feb 28, 2012 2:42 PM
said_aouita;1099032 wrote:I don't ****ter, Mybook or Facespace.


Hope this helps.

^^^ This!
Feb 28, 2012 2:42pm
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Feb 28, 2012 2:55 PM
justincredible;1099287 wrote:WHY DO YOU HATE ME?!?!?!
Someone should put all those words in an english to arabic translator and repost. I think you would get more hits from HLS that way. I'm sure those guys would like the cheeky banter on the OC and join once they got off work.
Feb 28, 2012 2:55pm
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Feb 28, 2012 2:59 PM
*والوكالات الديموغرافية والصحية الأخرى للأمن (الديموغرافية والصحية) الوكالة الاتحادية لإدارة الطوارئ "() (حرس الحدود) uscg الجمارك وحماية الحدود (هيئة الجمارك وحماية الحدود دوريات المخابرات الوطنية usss (مركز عمليات الدفاع القومي (شركة نفط الشمال) الهجرة والجمارك (آيس) المسؤول الانفاذ فرقة وكالة الاستخبارات المركزية (سي آي ايه) دمج مركز
Feb 28, 2012 2:59pm
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justincredible

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Feb 28, 2012 3:02 PM
lol
Feb 28, 2012 3:02pm
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lhslep134

why so serious?

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Feb 28, 2012 3:05 PM
I can't say where I live (Tucson) without getting watched? typical gov't
Feb 28, 2012 3:05pm
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Feb 28, 2012 3:07 PM
We should try some mad libs using words from one of the categories. That sounds fun.
Feb 28, 2012 3:07pm
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ytownfootball

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Feb 28, 2012 3:09 PM
Saw some hacker that showed that literally every key stroke of every text sent by anyone is logged in real time. That is just crazy.
Feb 28, 2012 3:09pm
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Feb 28, 2012 3:09 PM
إدارة المخدرات (الصحة العامة) الهيئة الزراعية السامة الرعب للزراعة والسل "وباء أعراض الإصابة التطفر والمياه والهواء الخنازير تحمل لحوم الخنزير ولتخفيف العبء مريضا الحجر 1 ن ح مصل لفيروس الوباء منظمة الصحة العالمية, ان الحمى الفيروسية) العناصر
Feb 28, 2012 3:09pm
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Feb 28, 2012 3:10 PM
ytownfootball;1099335 wrote:Saw some hacker that showed that literally every key stroke of every text sent by anyone is logged in real time. That is just crazy.
ARE THEY WATCHING MY DICK PIX
Feb 28, 2012 3:10pm
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Feb 28, 2012 3:11 PM
جوستن البالغ الشذوذ. يحب جسد جنس الذكور بقليل. هذه الصبية التي تذكر عادة اسمه محمد
Feb 28, 2012 3:11pm
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LJ

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Feb 28, 2012 3:11 PM
god that is scribbly jibberish
Feb 28, 2012 3:11pm
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ytownfootball

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Feb 28, 2012 3:14 PM
dlazz;1099337 wrote:ARE THEY WATCHING MY DICK PIX
no, they just forward them to cc.
Feb 28, 2012 3:14pm
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Feb 28, 2012 3:15 PM
LJ;1099340 wrote:god that is scribbly jibberish
When I highlight it, it does so backwards and I lol'd. Backwards reading mofos.
Feb 28, 2012 3:15pm
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Feb 28, 2012 3:51 PM
Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA)
Biggest scam in the Government.
Feb 28, 2012 3:51pm
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Feb 28, 2012 3:52 PM
LJ;1099339 wrote:جوستن البالغ الشذوذ. يحب جسد جنس الذكور بقليل. هذه الصبية التي تذكر عادة اسمه محمد
سم مكعب 609عداء يحب الصبية الصغار
Feb 28, 2012 3:52pm