Have you ever walked in on your parents?

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Jan 26, 2012 10:05 AM
Or heard them going at it? This girl did and wanted to be sent to a childrens home.

Also for the people with kids, have your kids walked in on you?

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/01/25/florida-teen-calls-police-to-report-mom-having-sex/

[LEFT]A Florida teenager called 911 last week to ask police to place her in a children’s shelter because she “heard her mother having sex.”
The 15-year-old girl felt disrespected when overhearing her mother having sex late one night, so she called Panama City police to report the situation, The Smoking Gun first reported on its website.
When police arrived at the home in the early hours on Jan. 19, the girl’s mother explained that she was with her boyfriend and didn't intend to wake her daughter. But their bedrooms are right next to each other, according to the police report, which was obtained by FoxNews.com.
At some point, the mother and daughter had an argument, the police report said.
The teen, who told police that there was no abuse, originally asked to be taken to the Hidle House, which is a temporary home for children who are homeless or abused. But after speaking with a representative, she decided it was almost time for school and decided to stay put.
A domestic rights brochure was left for the family, the police report said.



Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/01/25/florida-teen-calls-police-to-report-mom-having-sex/#ixzz1kZpzjG7f
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Jan 26, 2012 10:05am
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Jan 26, 2012 10:09 AM
I think EVERYONE has heard that at least once growing up, unless you didn't have parents. Batman, I'm looking at you.
Jan 26, 2012 10:09am
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Jan 26, 2012 10:24 AM
I remember one time the daughter of a woman I was dating walked in on us. She was maybe 10 or so. It was quite awkward and she ran out of the room! She didnt get to see anything and the woman tried to tell her I was just massaging her bakc...but she didnt buy it!
Jan 26, 2012 10:24am
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Jan 26, 2012 12:00 PM
I came home early from a friends house when I was probably about 10. My parents converted the family room into their bedroom (right off of the front door/living room) and only had a curtain rod and curtain over the opening for a door. I swung it open and said "mom, dad...I'm home." I remember it vividly and it scarred me. She had a red nightie on, folded over to the side...dad was on top going to town. I went out on the front porch and just sat there staring at the street....until they came and got me (like 15 minutes later).

On another note...when I was like 19 I caught my dad jacking off. I watched WWF back then (my dad was really into it). I was in the front room watching it and I kept seeing my dad down the back hallway popping his head out and watching bits and pieces. Something awesome happened and I yelled for my dad. He didn't come out so I went down the hallway to his bedroom and opened the door to find his hands pop up nervously and the tip of his fully erect cock sticking out of the top band of his underwear. He yelled "wha..wha...what?!?!" I just walked out and went back to the TV. I've told the story to some people in front of him before and he just laughs along...never denies he was beating off.
Jan 26, 2012 12:00pm
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Jan 26, 2012 12:10 PM
TMI fo sho!

;)
Jan 26, 2012 12:10pm
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Jan 26, 2012 12:10 PM
My daughter from first marriage walked in on me and a GF when she was about 13. Of course told her mom and I had to listen to a bitch fest afterwards.
Jan 26, 2012 12:10pm
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Jan 26, 2012 12:13 PM
I have never caught my parents in anything.

My wife has though (her parents, not mine)...I like reminding her of that time...:).
Jan 26, 2012 12:13pm
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Jan 26, 2012 1:22 PM
SnotBubbles;1066347 wrote:On another note...when I was like 19 I caught my dad jacking off. I watched WWF back then (my dad was really into it). I was in the front room watching it and I kept seeing my dad down the back hallway popping his head out and watching bits and pieces. Something awesome happened and I yelled for my dad. He didn't come out so I went down the hallway to his bedroom and opened the door to find his hands pop up nervously and the tip of his fully erect cock sticking out of the top band of his underwear. He yelled "wha..wha...what?!?!" I just walked out and went back to the TV. I've told the story to some people in front of him before and he just laughs along...never denies he was beating off.
My neighbor had a big picture window in his living room and you could see in from the porch. I went over one night and rang the doorbell. At the same time I looked in the window and he was sitting their with his dick in his hand. He hopped up and pulled up his pants. I wanted to run back to my house but before I could he opened the door. Then wanted to shake my hand. Ummm no thanks!
Jan 26, 2012 1:22pm
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Jan 26, 2012 1:26 PM
SnotBubbles;1066347 wrote: On another note...when I was like 19 I caught my dad jacking off. I watched WWF back then (my dad was really into it). I was in the front room watching it and I kept seeing my dad down the back hallway popping his head out and watching bits and pieces. Something awesome happened and I yelled for my dad. He didn't come out so I went down the hallway to his bedroom and opened the door to find his hands pop up nervously and the tip of his fully erect cock sticking out of the top band of his underwear. He yelled "wha..wha...what?!?!" I just walked out and went back to the TV. I've told the story to some people in front of him before and he just laughs along...never denies he was beating off.
Is this what you seen when you opened the door?
Jan 26, 2012 1:26pm
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Jan 26, 2012 1:35 PM
Yes, and I don't want to talk about it. My kids, now older, have also informed me that my husband and I are not very good at being quiet.
Jan 26, 2012 1:35pm
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Jan 26, 2012 1:41 PM
power i;1066482 wrote:Yes, and I don't want to talk about it. My kids, now older, have also informed me that my husband and I are not very good at being quiet.
Have you heard of screaming into a pillow? Use to make my ex do that all the time
Jan 26, 2012 1:41pm
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Jan 26, 2012 1:58 PM
Raw Dawgin' it;1066489 wrote:Have you heard of screaming into a pillow? Use to make my ex do that all the time
That kept you from alerting his parents?
Jan 26, 2012 1:58pm
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Jan 26, 2012 2:06 PM
Commander of Awesome;1066521 wrote:That kept you from alerting his parents?
Personal Attack! Bring on the ban!
Jan 26, 2012 2:06pm
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Jan 26, 2012 2:07 PM
Commander of Awesome;1066521 wrote:That kept you from alerting his parents?
Reps...I lol'd.
Jan 26, 2012 2:07pm
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Jan 26, 2012 2:07 PM
Raw Dawgin' it;1066526 wrote:Personal Attack! Bring on the ban!
Cue QQ4Fail unapproving the post.
Jan 26, 2012 2:07pm
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Jan 26, 2012 2:07 PM
SnotBubbles;1066528 wrote:Reps...I lol'd.
I'm sure he'll unapprove your post as well.
Jan 26, 2012 2:07pm
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Jan 26, 2012 2:15 PM
Commander of Awesome;1066531 wrote:I'm sure he'll unapprove your post as well.
lol you know this place has gone to shit if that happens
Jan 26, 2012 2:15pm
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Jan 26, 2012 2:17 PM
Commander of Awesome;1066531 wrote:I'm sure he'll unapprove your post as well.
Nah...but between LJ and Justin....I'll get negged. It happens about 3 times a week between those two.
Jan 26, 2012 2:17pm
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Jan 26, 2012 2:18 PM
SnotBubbles;1066347 wrote:I came home early from a friends house when I was probably about 10. My parents converted the family room into their bedroom (right off of the front door/living room) and only had a curtain rod and curtain over the opening for a door. I swung it open and said "mom, dad...I'm home." I remember it vividly and it scarred me. She had a red nightie on, folded over to the side...dad was on top going to town. I went out on the front porch and just sat there staring at the street....until they came and got me (like 15 minutes later).

On another note...when I was like 19 I caught my dad jacking off. I watched WWF back then (my dad was really into it). I was in the front room watching it and I kept seeing my dad down the back hallway popping his head out and watching bits and pieces. Something awesome happened and I yelled for my dad. He didn't come out so I went down the hallway to his bedroom and opened the door to find his hands pop up nervously and the tip of his fully erect cock sticking out of the top band of his underwear. He yelled "wha..wha...what?!?!" I just walked out and went back to the TV. I've told the story to some people in front of him before and he just laughs along...never denies he was beating off.

You're suppose to block those things out. Act like they never happen, like a normal person.
Jan 26, 2012 2:18pm
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Jan 26, 2012 2:21 PM
pnhasbeen;1066554 wrote:You're suppose to block those things out. Act like they never happen, like a normal person.
I think Snot is more likely to put those moments into the spank bank.
Jan 26, 2012 2:21pm
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Jan 26, 2012 2:24 PM
pnhasbeen;1066554 wrote:You're suppose to block those things out. Act like they never happen, like a normal person.
Yeah, but I can't stop getting hard thinking about them. :rolleyes:

Seriously though, I couldn't block either one out. Those two incidents scarred me for life.
Jan 26, 2012 2:24pm
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Jan 26, 2012 2:31 PM
SnotBubbles;1066570 wrote:Yeah, but I can't stop getting hard thinking about them. :rolleyes:

Seriously though, I couldn't block either one out. Those two incidents scarred me for life.
Trying to kill yourself makes sense now
Jan 26, 2012 2:31pm
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Jan 26, 2012 2:34 PM
Never caught my parents, but my wife said she did catch hers.

So far my wife and I have not been caught, but our house is easy to hear things. Our room is on the 1st floor. In our room we can hear anything going on in the upstairs bedroom and in the basement living room clearly. So, I am sure it is just as easy to hear us.
Jan 26, 2012 2:34pm
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Jan 26, 2012 2:37 PM
Raw Dawgin' it;1066588 wrote:Trying to kill yourself makes sense now
Thank you. About damn time that I'm no longer misunderstood!
Jan 26, 2012 2:37pm
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Jan 26, 2012 2:42 PM
SnotBubbles;1066552 wrote:Nah...but between LJ and Justin....I'll get negged. It happens about 3 times a week between those two.
I haven't negged you since January 4th.
Jan 26, 2012 2:42pm