Please do not redicule or slam me. it is how I was brought up.
I come from a long line of booger eaters. My parents and grand parents for generations have been booger eaters.
One of my first memories is one from my earlier childhood. I couldn't have been more than 3 or 4. I was with my parents and a bunch of their friends at our weekly booger eating meeting at the booger eating monument. I saw my dad pick a dandy from his left nostril with his right index finger. What a dandy it was! It was a solid one incher that was gooey on one side and crusty on the other. It may of had a hair or two ( I just can't remember)
He admired it in the firelight and promtly popped it into his mouth. The Booger crowd cheered " we are blessed with the gift of the booger! What others might throw away in a handkerchief, we will satisfy our hunger"
As I found out later, This wonderful Psalm came from the Book of Greenies, Part of the collection of the Dead Sea Snots, passed down from generation to generation, and Cannonized by the Amazing Kerchew about 1500 years or so ago.
So please do not judge me by my actions, I believe that this is a behavior than was either genetically inherited, or was forced upon me by indoctrination. But I have faith that this is a way to better myself and live a happy and fulfilling life.
And I believe that you too can be part of the greenie cult. It only takes a little faith, a little courage and a couple boogers, and you too can be part of somthing bigger, slimey and delicious.
You might think this is a religion, But itsnot.
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Brudda o da bomber
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