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ernest_t_bass
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Jan 20, 2012 10:41am
thavoice;1060123 wrote:NEver eat it again.


Punch JJ or Justin?
JJ

Hands for feet, or feet for hands?
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Raw Dawgin' it
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Jan 20, 2012 11:05am
ernest_t_bass;1060124 wrote:JJ

Hands for feet, or feet for hands?
Feet for hands.

Make $1 million a year euthanizing babies and cat or $20k a year doing a job you love?
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ernest_t_bass
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Jan 20, 2012 11:07am
$20K, job you love.

Eyes in the back of your head or extra sensory hearing?
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gorocks99
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Jan 20, 2012 11:08am
Extra sensory hearing, eyes in the back of my head wouldn't see shit through my hair.

Sweat mayonnaise or sneeze diarrhea?
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Raw Dawgin' it
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Jan 20, 2012 11:10am
ernest_t_bass;1060153 wrote:$20K, job you love.

Eyes in the back of your head or extra sensory hearing?
hearing

2 dicks 2 balls or 1 dick with no balls.
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ernest_t_bass
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Jan 20, 2012 12:13pm
Raw Dawgin' it;1060156 wrote:hearing

2 dicks 2 balls or 1 dick with no balls.
One dick. No balls means not getting chicks pregnant!

Play in the NFL or PGA?
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derek bomar
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Jan 20, 2012 12:14pm
ernest_t_bass;1060196 wrote:One dick. No balls means not getting chicks pregnant!

Play in the NFL or PGA?
PGA. That's a no-brainer man.

Be Sandusky, or get Sandusky'd?
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ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 20, 2012 12:17pm
derek bomar;1060200 wrote:PGA. That's a no-brainer man.

Be Sandusky, or get Sandusky'd?
Sandusky'd by a hot chick, if that's my choices.

Rip your toe nails off one-by-one, or cut your eyelids off?
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SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Jan 20, 2012 1:37pm
Toenails...they grow back.

Die by fire or by cancer.
T
thavoice
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Jan 20, 2012 3:25pm
Cancer. At least ya usually have time to come to terms and be with people for awhile.


pecker caught in your zipper or case of hemmoroids.
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Raw Dawgin' it
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Jan 20, 2012 3:36pm
zipper.

Give a blumpkin or get a cleveland steamer
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SnotBubbles
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Jan 20, 2012 3:45pm
Both would be dreams come true...

Move the Browns from Cleveland again or suck Art Modell's pecker?
T
thavoice
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Jan 20, 2012 3:50pm
move the browns again.


Have your smokin hot ex move next door with her husband, or your wife's ex husband move in next door with an ugly wife?
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Raw Dawgin' it
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Jan 20, 2012 4:08pm
thavoice;1060397 wrote:move the browns again.


Have your smokin hot ex move next door with her husband, or your wife's ex husband move in next door with an ugly wife?
facepalm

Shove a pineapple or water melon up thavoices ass
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The Equalizer
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Jan 20, 2012 4:11pm
Is it seedless?
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Raw Dawgin' it
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Jan 20, 2012 4:22pm
The Equalizer;1060413 wrote:Is it seedless?
does it matter?