Would you rather

Serious Business Backup 90 replies 868 views
T
thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Jan 19, 2012 4:57pm
snot. he would be too busy posting on OC from his spank bank to molest the kids.


Prostate exam once a day for life or sex once a week with Jessical alba
ernest_t_bass's avatar
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 19, 2012 5:06pm
thavoice;1059348 wrote:snot. he would be too busy posting on OC from his spank bank to molest the kids.


Prostate exam once a day for life or sex once a week with Jessical alba
Jessica Alba. Are you fucking serious?

Die a horrible death in a fire, or eat an ice cream cone?

/thavoice'd
T
thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Jan 19, 2012 5:07pm
ernest_t_bass;1059358 wrote:Jessica Alba. Are you ****ing serious?

Die a horrible death in a fire, or eat an ice cream cone?

/thavoice'd
die a horrible death in a fire.


Hit ETb in the face, or in the nutsack?
ernest_t_bass's avatar
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 19, 2012 5:08pm
thavoice;1059360 wrote:die a horrible death in a fire.


Hit ETb in the face, or in the nutsack?
Nutsack.

Shave your balls or shave your eyebrows?
hasbeen's avatar
hasbeen
Posts: 6,504
Jan 19, 2012 5:10pm
ernest_t_bass;1059361 wrote:Nutsack.

Shave your balls or shave your eyebrows?

Balls.

Bang matinctowns girl or the girl darby loses his virginity to?
T
thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Jan 19, 2012 5:13pm
pnhasbeen;1059362 wrote:Balls.

Bang matinctowns girl or the girl darby loses his virginity to?
Tough one.....what does darby's mom actually look like?


Eyeball poked out or left nut extracted
ernest_t_bass's avatar
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 19, 2012 5:15pm
Left nut extracted.

Be blind or deaf?
T
thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Jan 19, 2012 5:17pm
deaf.

Fab4runner exposing her left, or right, nipple.
DeyDurkie5's avatar
DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Jan 19, 2012 5:21pm
thavoice;1059366 wrote:deaf.

Fab4runner exposing her left, or right, nipple.

you are a creep


fuck 10 of the hottest girls in the world for a year and never be able to sex again or fuck the ugliest chick in the world for the rest of your life
T
thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Jan 19, 2012 5:27pm
10 hottest.


Your HS team win state, NFL team win SB or college team win BCS?
gorocks99's avatar
gorocks99
Posts: 10,760
Jan 19, 2012 5:47pm
College team win BCS.

Fight two horse-sized ducks or fight fifteen duck-sized horses?
password's avatar
password
Posts: 2,360
Jan 19, 2012 9:11pm
fight fifteen duck-sized horses


Have a sex change or Life in solitary confinement?
ernest_t_bass's avatar
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 20, 2012 10:09am
password;1059563 wrote:fight fifteen duck-sized horses


Have a sex change or Life in solitary confinement?
Sex change. I'd become a lesbo.

No arms or no legs?
T
thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Jan 20, 2012 10:11am
No legs.

ETB avatar of Cry4fail's?
Raw Dawgin' it's avatar
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Jan 20, 2012 10:14am
thavoice;1060059 wrote:No legs.

ETB avatar of Cry4fail's?
Neither.

be married to the voices wife or Jerry sandusky?
ernest_t_bass's avatar
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 20, 2012 10:15am
thavoice;1060059 wrote:No legs.

ETB avatar of Cry4fail's?
Fly4Fun, easily.
Raw Dawgin' it;1060066 wrote:Neither.

be married to the voices wife or Jerry sandusky?
Voice's wife. I think that she actually is hot in real life.

No ears, or no nose?
SnotBubbles's avatar
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Jan 20, 2012 10:34am
Ears.

No penis or no money?
M
MontyBrunswick
Jan 20, 2012 10:35am
money.

would you rather spend a day with Mark May, or Craig James?
ernest_t_bass's avatar
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 20, 2012 10:35am
SnotBubbles;1060105 wrote:Ears.

No penis or no money?
If no penis meant MOAR money, then no penis.

Fat and tall (7') or short and skinny (4'9")?
ernest_t_bass's avatar
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 20, 2012 10:36am
dlazz;1060110 wrote:money.

would you rather spend a day with Mark May, or Craig James?
Craig James

Fat and tall (7') or short and skinny (4'9")?
like_that's avatar
like_that
Posts: 26,625
Jan 20, 2012 10:37am
ernest_t_bass;1060112 wrote:If no penis meant MOAR money, then no penis.

Fat and tall (7') or short and skinny (4'9")?
Fat and tall, I can lose the weight.

Hair that feels pain or no hair at all (i am talking alll hair)?
ernest_t_bass's avatar
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 20, 2012 10:38am
like_that;1060117 wrote:Fat and tall, I can lose the weight.

Hair that feels pain or no hair at all (i am talking alll hair)?
Yikes, that's a tough one. No hair.

Titty fu*k or slime ride (slime ride is vag on cock, no insertion)?
SnotBubbles's avatar
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Jan 20, 2012 10:38am
Slime ride. (I don't even know what that is...please explain)

Eat a bloody, menstruating pussy once or never eat pussy again?
ernest_t_bass's avatar
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 20, 2012 10:39am
SnotBubbles;1060120 wrote:Slime ride. (I don't even know what that is)

Eat a bloody, menstruating pussy once or never eat pussy again?
I'm married, so never eat pussy again.

Hands for feet, or feet for hands?
T
thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Jan 20, 2012 10:40am
NEver eat it again.


Punch JJ or Justin?