Airplane!

"you ever been inside a Turkish prison?"
"ever seen a grown man naked?"

Caddyshack
Major League
Christmas Vacation
Wedding Crashers
Heavyweights - a lot of funny lines surprisingly

ernest_t_bass wrote: Billy Madison

"It's nudie magazine day!"
"Is that it dad, did the penguin tell you to do this?"
"If you stay home, you can help me shave my arrrm pits"
"Back to school, back to school, to prove to dad that I'm not a fool"
"Stop looking at me swan"
"Old man clemmens hates shit"
"He's gonna be a soccer player. He is. He iiiiiis."
"He look, Billy peed his pants"
"TtttttTODAY Jr!"
"O'Doyle Rules!"
"I thought I was your snack pack"
"I'll trade you this banana for your snack pack. You know how badly I can beat you?"


I could keep going.

"Here's a nice piece of shit!"
"Want to touch the hiney"
"It's too damn hot for a penguin"

Pulp Fiction, FTW.

Caddyshack and Wedding Crashers

Anchorman
Talladega Nights
Pulp Fiction
Tombstone
Step Brothers

Blazing Saddles...

"Badges?!? We don't need no stinkin' badges"

"Excuse me while I whip this out"

But this debate begins and ends with Caddyshack.

Lots of good ones in PCU

I immediately thought of Airplane and Zoolander.

Airplane:
Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
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Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines
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[as the plane prepares to take off]
Hanging Lady: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes.
Hanging Lady: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.
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Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
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Captain Oveur: Joey, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?
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Elaine Dickinson: Would you like something to read?
Hanging Lady: Do you have anything light?
Elaine Dickinson: How about this leaflet, "Famous Jewish Sports Legends?"


Zoolander

Derek Zoolander: I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
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Derek Zoolander: Oh, Snap!
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Hansel: What's the dealio, yo?
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Billy Zane: Hey, Derek, back on top, man.
Derek Zoolander: Thanks, Billy. You rock.
Billy Zane: No, you rock. When you gonna drop Magnum on us, buddy?
Derek Zoolander: Not yet. You gotta tame the beast before you let it out of its cage.
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[Talking about the files]
Hansel: They're *in* the computer?
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Matilda: I became...
Hansel: What?
Matilda: Bulimic.
Derek Zoolander: You can read minds?
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Derek Zoolander: Why do you hate models, Matilda?
Matilda: Honestly?
Hansel: Yes.
Matilda: I think they're vain, stupid, and incredibly self-centered.
Hansel: I totally agree with you. But how do you feel about male models?
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J.P. Prewitt: Male models don't think for themselves.
Derek Zoolander: That's not true!
J.P. Prewitt: Yes it is, Derek.
Derek Zoolander: [meekly] Okay.
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Derek Zoolander: Put a cork in it, Zane!
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Mugatu: It's that damn Hansel! He's so hot right now!
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Hansel: Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude!
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Derek Zoolander: There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman".
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Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?
Mugatu: Derek, this is just a small...
Derek Zoolander: I don't wanna hear your excuses! The building has to be at least... three times bigger than this!
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Hansel: I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan.
Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.
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Derek Zoolander: Now if you'll excuse me, I have an after-funeral party to attend.
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Hansel: Excuse me, bra.
Derek Zoolander: You're excused, and I'm not your bra!
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Larry Zoolander: You're dead to me, son. You're even more dead to me than your dead mother.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Dazed and Confused

ytownfootball wrote: Animal House was jacked with 'em

"Yes sir may I have another"

"Roadtrip"

"Food fight"

"See if you can guess what I am now"

"Mind if we dance with your dates?"

tons more...

"Mr. Dorfman"
"Hellooooo"
"0.2; fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go trough life son"

IMO the best of all-time is the ending of the Die Hard movies


yippee cay yeh M***** F*****

The Hangover

1. I'm not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school or a Chuck E. Cheese.
2. I always wondered why they were called roofies. Cause you're more likely to end up on the floor than the roof. They should call em floories.
3. Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon.
4. Paging Doctor Faggot! Doctor Faggot!
5. It's not a purse, it's called a satchel - Indiana Jones wears one.
6. This isn't the real Caesar's Palace is it?
7. It's not illegal, it's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.
8. I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
9. Our best friend Doug is probably face down in a ditch right now with a meth head butt-fucking his corpse!
10. Don't touch it. Don't even look at it. Don't look at me. That's right. You better walk on. I'll hit an old man in public

Dumb and Dumber
Tommy Boy

The Wedding Crashers
Dumb and Dumber
Anchorman
Major League
The Hangover

What is the one movie that Lesley Nelson say " Nice beaver you have there"?

Slingblade has quite a few phrases (or noises)
"All right them"
"i like them french fried pataters - gimme the biggens"

Monty Python's Holy Grail
The Princess Bride
Forest Gump
Young Frankenstein

noreply66 wrote: What is the one movie that Lesley Nelson say " Nice beaver you have there"?

I believe it's Naked Gun

You believed correctly.