OSH
Posts: 4,145
Jan 3, 2012 8:45pm
The Master Cleanse is tough. But it's good stuff.
I have a friend who's in med school (osteopathic) who does it four times a year.
I have a friend who's in med school (osteopathic) who does it four times a year.
HitsRus
Posts: 9,206
Jan 3, 2012 8:46pm
Thread Bomber
Posts: 1,851
Jan 3, 2012 9:01pm
Go for iT ernest......the moronic colonic....
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Jan 3, 2012 9:05pm
When you lose control of your bowels and spray paint your bathroom though please post how you made your wife clean it up!!
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Sonofanump
Jan 10, 2012 9:04am
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Jan 10, 2012 10:02am
The best way to "cleanse" your body is to fast. Stop eating for 5-7 days and only drink water.
Most of the harmful toxins reside in your body fat, so the only way to get them out is to have your body use the fat as energy. Unfortunately, fat is usually the last thing your body wants to use as energy, so you'll have to fast for a longer period of time.
Good luck.
Most of the harmful toxins reside in your body fat, so the only way to get them out is to have your body use the fat as energy. Unfortunately, fat is usually the last thing your body wants to use as energy, so you'll have to fast for a longer period of time.
Good luck.
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Mister Twister
Posts: 185
Jan 10, 2012 10:51am
I hear that 6 to 8 White Castles (hold the pickle) and a 40 oz. of Schlitz Malt Liquor will have your body expelling toxins for at least a couple of days, for less than $10 a treatment.
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tigerballonline
Posts: 125
Jan 10, 2012 8:34pm
Best cleanse i have ever done. Very gentle, no diarhea and replaces the bacteria the body needs with freeze dried probiotics. Dr. Oz has reccomended these probiotics over the others on the market
https://www.advocare.com/110310359/Store/ItemDetail.aspx?itemCode=W3171&id=D&flavor=C
https://www.advocare.com/110310359/Store/ItemDetail.aspx?itemCode=W3171&id=D&flavor=C
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tigerballonline
Posts: 125
Jan 15, 2012 5:31pm
Yeah cause Americans are the healthiest people on the planet. You are dillusional.ccrunner609;1047616 wrote:total crap.......your body has a whole system that deals with the proper bacteria. There is NEVER a reason to "replace" the bacteria in the body if you are healthy and dont have some sort of infection or autoimmune problem.
LJ
Posts: 16,351
Jan 15, 2012 5:52pm
You 2 should have a spell-offtigerballonline;1053639 wrote:Yeah cause Americans are the healthiest people on the planet. You are dillusional.
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Thinthickbigred
Posts: 4,148
Jan 15, 2012 6:02pm
Homemade chilli with Habinaros and other types of peppers ,tomatoes ,onions and plenty of garlic,with bread followed by a an evening of drinking Milwaukee's Best or Keystone light . That will clean your rectal cavity without having to pay doctor fees plus your blood will get a shock treatment . Give yourself two full days rest afterwords with plenty of apple and grape juice .ernest_t_bass;1036879 wrote:Anyone ever do a full body cleanse or a colon cleanse? If so, what are your recommendations? I did an "Evercleanse" (http://www.evercleanse.com/) before, but I have no idea of the results b/c it was right when I quit drinking for a year, which gives you the ****s anyway.
I'm probably looking at $30 max, if anyone has any ideas.
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Thinthickbigred
Posts: 4,148
Jan 15, 2012 6:03pm
Healthy as in ready to eat for Thanksgiving YEStigerballonline;1053639 wrote:Yeah cause Americans are the healthiest people on the planet. You are dillusional.