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Dec 20, 2011 11:25 AM
<O:p Thing you don’t buy for Christmas


I was talking to a nice lady and her husband we where talking about Christmas gifts and shopping at a friend’s Open house on Monday. The next thing this lady is listing items that she will not buy as gifts for Christmas for anyone. She had quite a list, about the only item I could think was “Fruit Cake”. I know of no one who eat it nor do I know if anyone even knows that it still being made.


I ask the OC are there some items (gifts) that you would not purchase for Christmas?
Dec 20, 2011 11:25am
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Dec 20, 2011 11:30 AM
Never buy your wife a kitchen appliance for Christmas.
Dec 20, 2011 11:30am
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Dec 20, 2011 11:31 AM
I just write a check. Buying gifts are for the weak and the people that have too much time on their hands.
Dec 20, 2011 11:31am
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Dec 20, 2011 11:34 AM
Music, because... well...
Dec 20, 2011 11:34am
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Dec 20, 2011 11:45 AM
Shoes or Boots ... size matters :D
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Facial Hair Remover for the wifey.
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Socks
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thavoice

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Dec 20, 2011 2:34 PM
Bowling ball with the name Homer on it.

Unless, of course, your name is Homer and ya just hope your wife doesnt want it and gives it to ya.
Dec 20, 2011 2:34pm
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Porn, you can just make your own for free.
Dec 20, 2011 2:36pm
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Easter candy
Dec 20, 2011 3:55pm
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Dec 20, 2011 3:58 PM
Workout equipment.
Dec 20, 2011 3:58pm
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Pre-paid funeral arrangements
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Dec 20, 2011 6:52 PM
sleeper;1021697 wrote:I just write a check. Buying gifts are for the weak and the people that have too much time on their hands.
That's the way I roll at Christmas.
Dec 20, 2011 6:52pm
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Dec 20, 2011 7:27 PM
people under 75 still write checks?
Dec 20, 2011 7:27pm
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Would a vaginal cleanser for a girlfriend be wrong?
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Dec 20, 2011 8:15 PM
THE4RINGZ;1021696 wrote:Never buy your wife a kitchen appliance for Christmas.
What if your wife wants one? For example, my wife WANTS a Kitchen Aid Stand Mixer. I just wouldn't buy one because the one she wanted was ~$350.00
Dec 20, 2011 8:15pm
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Dec 20, 2011 8:20 PM
bigkahuna;1022456 wrote:What if your wife wants one? For example, my wife WANTS a Kitchen Aid Stand Mixer. I just wouldn't buy one because the one she wanted was ~$350.00
Would 300.00 be too much?... Send her over to my house and I will arrange a "discount" :p
Dec 20, 2011 8:20pm
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Dec 20, 2011 8:21 PM
^^I asked for a blender.
Dec 20, 2011 8:21pm
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Dec 20, 2011 8:23 PM
power i;1022466 wrote:^^I asked for a blender.
I figured you would be into power tools..."2 cycle maybe... :laugh:
Dec 20, 2011 8:23pm
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Dec 20, 2011 8:56 PM
said_aouita;1022446 wrote:Would a vaginal cleanser for a girlfriend be wrong?
Well you want her to have a clean vagina don't you?
Dec 20, 2011 8:56pm
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Dec 20, 2011 9:05 PM
said_aouita;1022446 wrote:Would a vaginal cleanser for a girlfriend be wrong?
sorry i dropped my boys off in there...
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Dec 21, 2011 9:38 AM
bigkahuna;1022456 wrote:What if your wife wants one? For example, my wife WANTS a Kitchen Aid Stand Mixer. I just wouldn't buy one because the one she wanted was ~$350.00
That is just a sneaky way for a wife to get extra gifts because they know the man will feel guilty for getting an appliance for Christmas so he also buys her something else. If you DONT get her something else ya can expect that to backfire down the road, and if you DONT get it for her then she will buy it herself after the fact AND then also the gifts ya got he for christmas.


Kinda like as a kid when you ask for your birthday present about a month early...and your parents oblige but they then feel guilty on your birthday and you getting nothing so they get you another gift.......
Dec 21, 2011 9:38am
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Dec 21, 2011 9:51 AM
bigkahuna;1022456 wrote:What if your wife wants one? For example, my wife WANTS a Kitchen Aid Stand Mixer. I just wouldn't buy one because the one she wanted was ~$350.00

Sams Club has Kitchen Aid Stand Mixer for $260.00 :)
Dec 21, 2011 9:51am
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Dec 21, 2011 10:03 AM
bigkahuna;1022456 wrote:What if your wife wants one? For example, my wife WANTS a Kitchen Aid Stand Mixer. I just wouldn't buy one because the one she wanted was ~$350.00
I don't know if your wife is into breast cancer awareness or just likes the color pink but we just recently got our boss a Kitchen Aid Mixer and it was pink in supprt of breast cancer. We got it at Kohls for 300 about 2 weeks ago.
Dec 21, 2011 10:03am