SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Dec 1, 2011 4:33pm
Like literally...
Does anyone else have one?
I have this cousin, who is retarded but not like wheel chair retarded. He's been retarded his whole life. Not only is he retarded, he should also probably be classified as a sexual predator. No, he hasn't raped anyone/anything that we know of, but he's the horniest motherfucker I've ever met. At different points in his life, he's ran up over $10,000 in sex hotlines on my uncles credit card, broke into the neighbor's house and got caught jacking off in her panties and will masturbate at about every family outing and get caught about every time (biggest cock in the world, no joke...the guy is packing a serious sledge hammer...God's "fuck you" to me). His Facebook profile is hilarious. His own dad, several of my aunts (my mom too) wont be his friends. He and his retarded friends always talk about sexual acts. Example:
He'll go from one day getting yelled at by his brother or sister and posting about Jesus, to the next day liking "girls cumming on my shaved dogs leash." It's so bizarre. Example 2:
Yes, my retarded male cousin likes getting his pussy licked by girls....
So what say you, OC....does anyone else suffer from a retarded family member (with or without a gigantic penis)?
Here's to you, cuz!
Does anyone else have one?
I have this cousin, who is retarded but not like wheel chair retarded. He's been retarded his whole life. Not only is he retarded, he should also probably be classified as a sexual predator. No, he hasn't raped anyone/anything that we know of, but he's the horniest motherfucker I've ever met. At different points in his life, he's ran up over $10,000 in sex hotlines on my uncles credit card, broke into the neighbor's house and got caught jacking off in her panties and will masturbate at about every family outing and get caught about every time (biggest cock in the world, no joke...the guy is packing a serious sledge hammer...God's "fuck you" to me). His Facebook profile is hilarious. His own dad, several of my aunts (my mom too) wont be his friends. He and his retarded friends always talk about sexual acts. Example:
He'll go from one day getting yelled at by his brother or sister and posting about Jesus, to the next day liking "girls cumming on my shaved dogs leash." It's so bizarre. Example 2:
Yes, my retarded male cousin likes getting his pussy licked by girls....
So what say you, OC....does anyone else suffer from a retarded family member (with or without a gigantic penis)?
Here's to you, cuz!
DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Dec 1, 2011 4:36pm
wtf..
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Dec 1, 2011 4:41pm
My sentiment exactly.DeyDurkie5;996809 wrote:wtf..
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enigmaax
Posts: 4,511
Dec 1, 2011 5:43pm
Why would you let your retarded sexual deviant cousin drink such a shitty beer?
Pick6
Posts: 14,946
Dec 1, 2011 5:47pm
lol funny as fuck
like_that
Posts: 26,625
Dec 1, 2011 5:48pm
SMH.
COA, can you change your decision on idiot thread of the week? You should have known Snot or ETB were going to fail.
COA, can you change your decision on idiot thread of the week? You should have known Snot or ETB were going to fail.
Laley23
Posts: 29,506
Dec 1, 2011 5:49pm
lol, WTF?
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september63
Posts: 5,789
Dec 1, 2011 6:01pm
I dont even think you can make this shit up?
Pick6
Posts: 14,946
Dec 1, 2011 6:03pm
clearly the greatest thread this weeklike_that;996874 wrote:SMH.
COA, can you change your decision on idiot thread of the week? You should have known Snot or ETB were going to fail.
DeadliestWarrior34
Posts: 3,101
Dec 1, 2011 6:06pm
gorocks99
Posts: 10,760
Dec 1, 2011 6:08pm
chicago510
Posts: 5,728
Dec 1, 2011 6:09pm
Lol @ liking "getting my pussy licked by girls" and "Sucking Breast" on facebook.
Have you no shame, cuz?
Also, Reps. But neg reps for sharing some of your genome with him.
Have you no shame, cuz?
Also, Reps. But neg reps for sharing some of your genome with him.
Tigerfan00
Posts: 3,427
Dec 1, 2011 6:28pm
I cant even imagine how many times hes been busted for indecent exposure.
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Dec 1, 2011 6:36pm
Thread Bomber
Posts: 1,851
Dec 1, 2011 6:42pm
If he works at Lowe's, we have a HOF thread here.
Mr Miyagi
Posts: 1,211
Dec 1, 2011 7:16pm
He probably works at Dominos...........Think twice before you order a pizza againThread Bomber;996948 wrote:If he works at Lowe's, we have a HOF thread here.
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Dec 1, 2011 7:39pm
Of course he's retarded. He's drinking Bud light.
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Dec 1, 2011 7:40pm
God has a sick sense of humor. Giving this tard a huge cock and he'll probably never get to properly use it by tearing super hot girls vaginas apart.
GoPens
Posts: 2,339
Dec 1, 2011 7:40pm
As crazy as that sounds, that happened at a Dominos in my town. Obviously it's now out of business.Mr Miyagi;996989 wrote:He probably works at Dominos...........Think twice before you order a pizza again
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Dec 1, 2011 7:45pm
I always loved the taste of the pizza from that Dominoes. Does this make me gay? Fairwood King, can you give me a ruling on this?GoPens;997030 wrote:As crazy as that sounds, that happened at a Dominos in my town. Obviously it's now out of business.
DeadliestWarrior34
Posts: 3,101
Dec 1, 2011 7:45pm
Tell me MOAR!!!GoPens;997030 wrote:As crazy as that sounds, that happened at a Dominos in my town. Obviously it's now out of business.
chicago510
Posts: 5,728
Dec 1, 2011 7:47pm
Thats exactly why I don't order sausage pizza
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Dec 1, 2011 7:49pm
You just order the sausage?chicago510;997041 wrote:Thats exactly why I don't order sausage pizza
chicago510
Posts: 5,728
Dec 1, 2011 7:50pm
Yeah, all the fucking carbs in the crust?!dwccrew;997045 wrote:You just order the sausage?
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Dec 1, 2011 7:53pm
I see you are a man that thinks good.chicago510;997047 wrote:Yeah, all the ****ing carbs in the crust?!