SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Dec 2, 2011 1:12pm
It's just a really large, retarded dick. I'm not obsessed with it, just jealous. I'm pretty sure I'd go full retarded for a day if I could walk around with a dick like that.justincredible;997859 wrote:You sure are obsessed with his big dick. That's weird.
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Dec 2, 2011 1:30pm
How do you know how big it is?SnotBubbles;997956 wrote:It's just a really large, retarded dick. I'm not obsessed with it, just jealous. I'm pretty sure I'd go full retarded for a day if I could walk around with a dick like that.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Dec 2, 2011 1:41pm
They have a "cock chart" that they bust out every year at the reunion and update. Smallest cock from the previous year is in charge of measuring.FatHobbit;997987 wrote:How do you know how big it is?
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Dec 2, 2011 1:47pm
As do I. Usually I think it's weird if he goes a few posts WITHOUT commenting on male penises.Curly J;997906 wrote:I find that normal for Snot.
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Dec 2, 2011 1:50pm
LOFLjustincredible;998005 wrote:They have a "cock chart" that they bust out every year at the reunion and update. Smallest cock from the previous year is in charge of measuring.
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Dec 2, 2011 2:43pm
Geez Hobbit....read my original post. We catch him jacking off at about every family get together. It's impossible not to notice.FatHobbit;997987 wrote:How do you know how big it is?
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Dec 2, 2011 2:47pm
My explanation is more probable.SnotBubbles;998074 wrote:Geez Hobbit....read my original post. We catch him jacking off at about every family get together. It's impossible not to notice.
E
enigmaax
Posts: 4,511
Dec 2, 2011 2:49pm
Tard Mom: Has anyone seen my son?SnotBubbles;998074 wrote:Geez Hobbit....read my original post. We catch him jacking off at about every family get together. It's impossible not to notice.
Snot: *raising hand and jumping up and down* Ooh, ooh, I'll go find him.
GoPens
Posts: 2,339
Dec 2, 2011 3:24pm
Yea. When they came back a few years ago, the damage had been done and they didn't last long. No one will eat Dominos here again...ts1227;997297 wrote:That was the first time it went under back in the 90s, right?
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Dec 2, 2011 3:33pm
Fixed for accuracy.SnotBubbles;998074 wrote:Geez Hobbit.... I jack him off at about every family get together. It's impossible not to notice.
mcburg93
Posts: 3,167
Dec 2, 2011 4:08pm
Wow I've heard tards have tremendous strength but never knew they were Hung like a clydesdale. Now i wish I was a tard.
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Dec 2, 2011 4:24pm
Is anyone else remotely surprised that snot has a perverted cousin? I'd be willing to bet most of his relatives are perverts.
S
Steel Valley Football
Posts: 4,548
Dec 2, 2011 4:25pm
I used to volunteer for the Red Cross swimming w handicapped kids in HS. There was one retarded black boy who was actually about 19 but he was about four feet tall and his cock was about 9-10 inches floppy.
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Dec 2, 2011 4:49pm
Why were you looking at the retarded boys cock?Steel Valley Football;998202 wrote:I used to volunteer for the Red Cross swimming w handicapped kids in HS. There was one retarded black boy who was actually about 19 but he was about four feet tall and his cock was about 9-10 inches floppy.
E
enigmaax
Posts: 4,511
Dec 2, 2011 4:53pm
I thought there was something funny that could be said about this, but since there is no answer to this question that would make me say, "oh that makes sense," I'm just going to Joe Pa his statement.FatHobbit;998232 wrote:Why were you looking at the retarded boys cock?
S
Steel Valley Football
Posts: 4,548
Dec 2, 2011 4:53pm
Many of the children could not dress themselves. Some required several people to dress them because of their physical disabilities.FatHobbit;998232 wrote:Why were you looking at the retarded boys cock?
edit: besides, it was swimming. where you change in the locker room before and after.
S
Steel Valley Football
Posts: 4,548
Dec 2, 2011 4:54pm
But oops no you're not.enigmaax;998247 wrote:I thought there was something funny that could be said about this, but since there is no answer to this question that would make me say, "oh that makes sense," I'm just going to Joe Pa his statement.
E
enigmaax
Posts: 4,511
Dec 2, 2011 4:54pm
Oh that makes sense.Steel Valley Football;998248 wrote:Many of the children could not dress themselves. Some required several people to dress them because of their physical disabilities.
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Dec 2, 2011 4:58pm
What's worse then looking at your retarded cousins enormous penis? Looking at a non-related black boys enormous penis.
You win Steel Valley Football! You win!
You win Steel Valley Football! You win!
karen lotz
Posts: 22,284
Dec 2, 2011 5:11pm
Steel Valley Football;998248 wrote:Many of the children could not dress themselves. Some required several people to dress them because of their physical disabilities.
edit: besides, it was swimming. where you change in the locker room before and after.
Jerry Sandusky agrees with you.
karen lotz
Posts: 22,284
Dec 2, 2011 5:11pm
Snot, you are a sick fuck.
obvious post is obvious.
obvious post is obvious.
S
Steel Valley Football
Posts: 4,548
Dec 2, 2011 5:12pm
I'm actually blind...so it was the Braille method of measuring, if you get my drift.
Winning! :thumbup:
Winning! :thumbup:
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Dec 2, 2011 5:44pm
It'd be weird if he wasn't.justincredible;997859 wrote:You sure are obsessed with his big ****. That's weird.
And snot is the measurer every year.justincredible;998005 wrote:They have a "cock chart" that they bust out every year at the reunion and update. Smallest cock from the previous year is in charge of measuring.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Dec 2, 2011 5:47pm
That was the inference. Derp.dwccrew;998332 wrote:And snot is the measurer every year.
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Dec 2, 2011 5:50pm
I am the retarded member of my family. Now don't you feel bad? Who is feeling frisky tonight?justincredible;998336 wrote:That was the inference. Derp.