Retarded Family Members

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september63
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Dec 1, 2011 7:55pm
dwccrew;997039 wrote:I always loved the taste of the pizza from that Dominoes. Does this make me gay? Fairwood King, can you give me a ruling on this?

Haaaaaaaa.................cant wait on Judge Judy's ruling.
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dwccrew
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Dec 1, 2011 7:58pm
september63;997056 wrote:Haaaaaaaa.................cant wait on Judge Judy's ruling.
I'm hoping that since it was on pizza that I am not gay. Now if I liked it straight (pun intended) from the source, I probably would be tiptoeing through the tulips.
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GoPens
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Dec 1, 2011 8:01pm
DeadliestWarrior34;997040 wrote:Tell me MOAR!!!
chicago510;997041 wrote:Thats exactly why I don't order sausage pizza
Let's just say it wasn't the sausage you had to worry about--it was the special, secret sauce.
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Gardens35
Posts: 4,929
Dec 1, 2011 9:12pm
Now waiting to Welcome Our Newest Member.........Snotzcuz.
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enigmaax
Posts: 4,511
Dec 1, 2011 10:15pm
Gardens35;997143 wrote:Now waiting to Welcome Our Newest Member.........Snotzcuz.
Even better is going to be when he reveals that he isn't just Snotzcuz, but that snot's whole post was just a reaction to their lover's quarrel. Step aside "gay black leprechaun", enter "gay retard incest". Mattinctown is also taking a backseat to this drama.
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FatHobbit
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Dec 1, 2011 10:46pm
Classic thread
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justincredible
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Dec 1, 2011 10:56pm
september63;997056 wrote:Haaaaaaaa.................cant wait on Judge Judy's ruling.
Useless post.
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ts1227
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Dec 1, 2011 10:58pm
GoPens;997030 wrote:As crazy as that sounds, that happened at a Dominos in my town. Obviously it's now out of business.
That was the first time it went under back in the 90s, right?
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dwccrew
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Dec 1, 2011 10:58pm
justincredible;997293 wrote:Useless post.
We don't need your 3.6 cents.
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ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Dec 1, 2011 11:11pm
FYI, this isn't snot. I know that most entillogent posters can fijure that out, but for awl you nunces...
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FatHobbit
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Dec 1, 2011 11:59pm
ernest_t_bass;997324 wrote:FYI, this isn't snot. I know that most entillogent posters can fijure that out, but for awl you nunces...
Are you saying snot didn't start this post, or he isn't the cousin?
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End of Line
Posts: 6,867
Dec 2, 2011 12:57am
What the fuck, lol.
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ernest_t_bass
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Dec 2, 2011 6:45am
FatHobbit;997412 wrote:Are you saying snot didn't start this post, or he isn't the cousin?

Snot didn't write this. Kopy and past
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SnotBubbles
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Dec 2, 2011 7:18am
ernest_t_bass;997499 wrote:Snot didn't write this. Kopy and past
Wrong. I'll PM you his profile. You can see when you click on it that he is a mutual friend. This is my cousin, and every single thing I posted about him is true.
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SnotBubbles
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Dec 2, 2011 7:29am
enigmaax;996869 wrote:Why would you let your retarded sexual deviant cousin drink such a shitty beer?
He lives in Illinois, I live in Ohio. I don't control what my retarded cousin (who isn't supposed to drink because of his meds) drinks.
september63;996886 wrote:I dont even think you can make this shit up?
I can assure you this is 100% true.
dwccrew;997029 wrote:God has a sick sense of humor. Giving this tard a huge cock and he'll probably never get to properly use it by tearing super hot girls vaginas apart.
No, but somehow he has gotten some very skanky not-retarded girls to have sex with him. As a matter of fact, my retarded cousin got one of them pregnant about a year ago. She "lost" the baby....but I call abortion. No one wants a retarded baby....not even skanky sluts who use retarded guys for their big cocks.
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ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Dec 2, 2011 9:28am
Is he actually a ratard, or just acts ratarded?
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Fab4Runner
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Dec 2, 2011 11:25am
This is crazy. And hilarious.
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SnotBubbles
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Dec 2, 2011 11:31am
ernest_t_bass;997614 wrote:Is he actually a ratard, or just acts ratarded?
Actually retarded. He also, a few years back, set his neighbors garage on fire for not apparent reason...other then being retarded.
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enigmaax
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Dec 2, 2011 11:37am
SnotBubbles;997794 wrote:Actually retarded. He also, a few years back, set his neighbors garage on fire for not apparent reason...other then being retarded.
So like, when you guys are together at family reunions, what do you do? Just like, sit back, ride his coattails, and hope he picks up some chics for you too?
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ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Dec 2, 2011 11:41am
SnotBubbles;997794 wrote:Actually retarded. He also, a few years back, set his neighbors garage on fire for not apparent reason...other then being retarded.
Like a mental problem? ED? ADHD? ADD? MRDD? STD?
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SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Dec 2, 2011 12:02pm
enigmaax;997801 wrote:So like, when you guys are together at family reunions, what do you do? Just like, sit back, ride his coattails, and hope he picks up some chics for you too?
I try not to pick up women at family reunions....you sicko.
ernest_t_bass;997808 wrote:Like a mental problem? ED? ADHD? ADD? MRDD? STD?
He's retarded. Isn't that enough of a mental problem? I believe my mom told me one time that he has the mentality of a 5 year old. A horny 5 year old with a really big dick.
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bradmaynard
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Dec 2, 2011 12:07pm
Does he have Twitter?
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justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Dec 2, 2011 12:09pm
You sure are obsessed with his big dick. That's weird.
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Curly J
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Dec 2, 2011 12:33pm
justincredible;997859 wrote:You sure are obsessed with his big dick. That's weird.
I find that normal for Snot.
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Steel Valley Football
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Dec 2, 2011 12:37pm
september63;997056 wrote:Haaaaaaaa.................cant wait on Judge Judy's ruling.
Rippin on the tards is ok, but don't mess w the geighs cuz they can't help it - they're born that way.