Masturbation

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ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Dec 9, 2011 1:17pm
chicago510;997338 wrote:2+ times a day has to be a little rough on the ole pecker. Prayers to you both.
I would assume that it depends on what you use.
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mcburg93
Posts: 3,167
Dec 9, 2011 4:48pm
Where is the every time I get a spare five minutes choice? had to settle with the two plus choice. Damn the prejudices on these pages.
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Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Dec 9, 2011 5:08pm
ccrunner609;1009333 wrote:worked out good this morning.....had someone do it for me.
Your reward for the top student in your gym class? JACK-OFF-THE-TEACHER Friday.
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gut
Posts: 15,058
Dec 9, 2011 5:51pm
I used to play hockey with a guy who was a terrible masturbator, you know, couldn't control himself. Why, he would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't... you know...
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Fred Flintstone
Posts: 366
Dec 9, 2011 8:12pm
You know who the greatest athlete in the world is? The guy that finishes 1st and 3rd in a masturbation contest.
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Dec 9, 2011 8:26pm
ccrunner609;1009333 wrote:worked out good this morning.....had someone do it for me.
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Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Dec 10, 2011 12:50am
Well I'm not going to say how often I do it now, but back in high school I was All State my Senior Year.