ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Dec 1, 2011 8:39am
I know that most people on here can't get laid.
Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
Dec 1, 2011 8:43am
This thread makes me pissed off that I already handed out the Idiot Thread of the Week Award. You'll have to settle for Idiot Post of the Week etfail.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Dec 1, 2011 8:55am
LOL. Honored.Commander of Awesome;996101 wrote:This thread makes me pissed off that I already handed out the Idiot Thread of the Week Award. You'll have to settle for Idiot Post of the Week etfail.
power i
Posts: 1,296
Dec 1, 2011 9:05am
A friend of mine says her husband never masterbates. I told her she needs to find out what other lies he's told her.
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Dec 1, 2011 9:09am
I probably average once a day. Usually while viewing the Ohio Chatter webpagez.
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Dec 1, 2011 9:18am
Leave it to ETB to want to know how much dudes on here beat off...way to be, ***.
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Steel Valley Football
Posts: 4,548
Dec 1, 2011 10:14am
Right now.
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Steel Valley Football
Posts: 4,548
Dec 1, 2011 10:15am
Ok. Time for a nap.
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Dec 1, 2011 10:32am
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Dec 1, 2011 10:44am
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Dec 1, 2011 10:49am
Woah, wait. I hope the people telling him to eat it are just messing with him.said_aouita;996326 wrote:http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080510120433AAK4ewr
Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
Dec 1, 2011 11:07am
lol ETB obviously isn't getting laid and beating off like a madman.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Dec 1, 2011 11:10am
I beat off while getting laid... like a boss!Commander of Awesome;996368 wrote:lol ETB obviously isn't getting laid and beating off like a madman.
NYFan54
Posts: 570
Dec 1, 2011 2:05pm
My Grandpa used to say, "There are two types of liars in this world. A man who says he's never masturbated, and a man who says he quit."
Laley23
Posts: 29,506
Dec 1, 2011 2:08pm
Or what other women hes doing.power i;996134 wrote:A friend of mine says her husband never masterbates. I told her she needs to find out what other lies he's told her.
Laley23
Posts: 29,506
Dec 1, 2011 2:10pm
LOL, what a douche.said_aouita;996326 wrote:http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080510120433AAK4ewr
Also, lol and the "eat it" responses.
gerb131
Posts: 9,932
Dec 1, 2011 2:10pm
Just finished now I need to someone to smoke this cigarette.
4cards
Posts: 2,551
Dec 1, 2011 3:25pm
...If I voted Darby, does that mean my hand will find a reason to not have sex with me?
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Dec 1, 2011 3:30pm
Yes.4cards;996731 wrote:...If I voted Darby, does that mean my hand will find a reason to not have sex with me?
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Dec 1, 2011 4:00pm
Like anyone/anything needs a "reason" to not have sex with you.....4cards;996731 wrote:...If I voted Darby, does that mean my hand will find a reason to not have sex with me?
chicago510
Posts: 5,728
Dec 1, 2011 4:16pm
Voted.
Can't wait for Darby's "what does my hand mean?" Thread
Can't wait for Darby's "what does my hand mean?" Thread
password
Posts: 2,360
Dec 1, 2011 4:17pm
Maybe she is being a good wife and makes sure that he doesn't need to masturbate.power i;996134 wrote:A friend of mine says her husband never masterbates. I told her she needs to find out what other lies he's told her.
skank
Posts: 6,543
Dec 1, 2011 10:00pm
I believe ETB is doing it as we speak.
like_that
Posts: 26,625
Dec 1, 2011 10:47pm
4cards;996731 wrote:...If I voted Darby, does that mean my hand will find a reason to not have sex with me?
Reps.chicago510;996787 wrote:Voted.
Can't wait for Darby's "what does my hand mean?" Thread
chicago510
Posts: 5,728
Dec 1, 2011 11:22pm
2+ times a day has to be a little rough on the ole pecker. Prayers to you both.