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sportswizuhrd
Posts: 3,215
Nov 28, 2011 8:06pm
I would make my friend get his own damn username if he wanted to air his dirty laundry out on here. Why waste your time doing it for him?
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Nov 28, 2011 8:23pm
Pittsburgh won the game.
Hope this helps.
Hope this helps.
Glory Days
Posts: 7,809
Nov 28, 2011 8:34pm
why doesnt she have a blackeye?
Ironman92
Posts: 49,363
Nov 28, 2011 9:22pm
I was meaner than ever last night....that comment may have ruined my tv or wall. Arians turns me into a raging lunatic.
majorspark
Posts: 5,122
Nov 28, 2011 9:56pm
George should always DVR important sporting events. Assuming "Ok, I am ready for bed" means Sheila is ready for wild sex. Tell George to go ahead and let her think he is sacrificing the last 38 seconds of the game. Of course George should be expecting all his sexual desires be fulfilled for his valiant sacrifice. As a bonus George may last a minute or two longer while wondering if his fav team has held on for the win.thavoice;991755 wrote:Sheila at that point says "Ok, I am ready for bed."
The last 38 seconds of a close game always drags on longer. Incomplete passes, out of bounds runs, or potential timeouts with commercial breaks. After George has gotten laid like there is no tomorrow, like a boss he can now skip through any commercial breaks and watch the post game wrap up as well.thavoice;991755 wrote:Only 38 seconds to go?
Ytowngirlinfla
Posts: 2,295
Nov 28, 2011 10:13pm
Uh where are the divorce papers? I would get out before things get way too deep.
ZWICK 4 PREZ
Posts: 7,733
Nov 28, 2011 10:14pm
I doubt his wife is worried about him going too deep.Ytowngirlinfla;992224 wrote: I would get out before things get way too deep.
Pick6
Posts: 14,946
Nov 28, 2011 10:15pm
thats a smart manmajorspark;992186 wrote:George should always DVR important sporting events. Assuming "Ok, I am ready for bed" means Sheila is ready for wild sex. Tell George to go ahead and let her think he is sacrificing the last 38 seconds of the game. Of course George should be expecting all his sexual desires be fulfilled for his valiant sacrifice. As a bonus George may last a minute or two longer while wondering if his fav team has held on for the win.
The last 38 seconds of a close game always drags on longer. Incomplete passes, out of bounds runs, or potential timeouts with commercial breaks. After George has gotten laid like there is no tomorrow, like a boss he can now skip through any commercial breaks and watch the post game wrap up as well.
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Nov 28, 2011 10:15pm
A man can't be this big of a push over can he?
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gut
Posts: 15,058
Nov 28, 2011 10:20pm
Clearly when you said "it's only 38 seconds" you shattered any delusions she had of your love making. When you de-valued 38 seconds, you made a mockery of everything you've got going on in the bedroom there:laugh:
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friendfromlowry
Posts: 6,239
Nov 28, 2011 10:36pm
I don't know but I always loved having friends that were whipped, especially when I was single. Really makes you feel better about yourself. It's like "Being single can be lonely sometimes but at least I'm not going to a musical performance with my girlfriend and her parents tonight" (this happened to my buddy from school a few weeks ago)Fab1b;992231 wrote:A man can't be this big of a push over can he?
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Nov 28, 2011 10:38pm
I think George has himself a keeper. Sounds like a wonderful woman.
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Nov 28, 2011 10:50pm
difference in being whipped and having your nuts removed though
karen lotz
Posts: 22,284
Nov 28, 2011 11:23pm
darby is more of a man than thavoice.
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Nov 28, 2011 11:48pm
Such a tough call. I am assuming that thavoice has been laid a couple times since he has kids (I think?). Darby never has. If Darby did get laid, he may be an even bigger pussy than thavoice. I'm talking like, letting his wife bang other dudes in front of him.karen lotz;992339 wrote:darby is more of a man than thavoice.
1_beast
Posts: 5,642
Nov 29, 2011 1:05am
where is "wifeof thavoice"??? We need her input on this situation....perhaps she knows "George and Sheila....errr Shiela"...
Hope this helps
Hope this helps
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Nov 29, 2011 9:11am
Geez people, it's not about thavoice. Get off his case. It's about his friend George. What a bunch of assholes!
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Nov 29, 2011 10:06am
I think they're the same person.SnotBubbles;992444 wrote:Geez people, it's not about thavoice. Get off his case. It's about his friend George. What a bunch of assholes!
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Nov 29, 2011 10:13am
I thought that too, until he said "his friend George." You gotta learn to listen, FatHobbit.FatHobbit;992498 wrote:I think they're the same person.
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Nov 29, 2011 10:15am
This is about George and Shiela.
Not thavoice.
Also, as to what george has told me, his brother has free tickets to his favorite NFL team, 24 rows from the field, 50 yard line and free parking pass, and a free place to stay his brother's wife is making the food so the ONLY expense is gas money and maybe stopping for fast food on the way there or back. When george told shiela she threatening to move out when george goes to that game.
Not thavoice.
Also, as to what george has told me, his brother has free tickets to his favorite NFL team, 24 rows from the field, 50 yard line and free parking pass, and a free place to stay his brother's wife is making the food so the ONLY expense is gas money and maybe stopping for fast food on the way there or back. When george told shiela she threatening to move out when george goes to that game.
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Sonofanump
Nov 29, 2011 10:17am
Hey WLS, maybe he uses a couple different names?SnotBubbles;992506 wrote:I thought that too, until he said "his friend George." You gotta learn to listen, FatHobbit.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Nov 29, 2011 10:18am
thavoice... stop coming to the OC for advice. It is the same thing every time. You need to seek PROFESSIONAL guidance, AKA - a divorce lawyer.
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Nov 29, 2011 10:18am
You need a new joke writer.Sonofanump;992510 wrote:Hey WLS, maybe he uses a couple different names?
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Sonofanump
Nov 29, 2011 10:19am
I think you and George should rent an apartment ASAP!thavoice;992509 wrote:This is about George and Shiela.
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Nov 29, 2011 10:21am
Bang her in the next 15 second and finish watching the last 23 seconds of the game :laugh: