I have this friend, lets call him....

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thavoice
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Nov 28, 2011 5:25pm
George.

George and his wife are watching a football game on TV. Lets just say it is SNF.

It is George's favorite team. And George's wife doesnt like this team. Lets call her Shiela. They watch the whole game.


So, they watch the whole game. It gets down to 38 seconds to go in the game. George's favorite team is winning by less than a TD. The other team has the ball, is driving and has the ball in George's fav teams side of the field

Sheila at that point says "Ok, I am ready for bed."
George responds "Ok. Will be in as soon as the game is over. Only 38 seconds to go?
Shiela-"So, a football game is more importan than me? I am sleeping out on the couch then. And you wonder why I dont like you. Just remember, payback is a b i t c h"
George responds "If this was your team I wouldnt ask you to miss the last 38 seconds, and I bet you wouldnt want to go to bed without watching the rest"

So....is this a power play move on shiela's behalf? Does she have a legit beef?


George is awaiting your answer
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ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Nov 28, 2011 5:26pm
Your wife is one of the biggest bitches I've ever heard of.
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Fab1b
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Nov 28, 2011 5:28pm
Get out bro!
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LJ
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Nov 28, 2011 5:28pm
George needs a divorce
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THE4RINGZ
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Nov 28, 2011 5:41pm
I would have taken one of the pillows off the couch and smothered her with it. Everyone wins.
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Rotinaj
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Nov 28, 2011 5:41pm
Slip her a roofie then piihb.
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I Wear Pants
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Nov 28, 2011 5:44pm
Shoot. Her. All.
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justincredible
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Nov 28, 2011 5:47pm
Everything that has been posted so far.
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redstreak one
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Nov 28, 2011 6:06pm
Why is she out of the kitchen?
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Gardens35
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Nov 28, 2011 6:07pm
Need.Pics.Of.Shiela.
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ernest_t_bass
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Nov 28, 2011 6:14pm
He doesn't know how to post pics
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Heretic
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Nov 28, 2011 6:24pm
Let's put it this way.

The BARE MINIMUM this "george" (whom of course is a completely anonymous person who isn't, say, the OP himself) should do is a simple murder-suicide killing.

Preferably, "george" should take steps that don't involve the suicide part. But the murder part has to be mandatory and sometimes, when people don't pull that off as well as they should have, they decide that being imprisoned isn't something they want to do, so suicide becomes a necessity.

Just remember, kill her and do it intelligently. Only AN HERO if forced to by being cornered.
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stroups
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Nov 28, 2011 6:28pm
Like I have said before.... END THIS THING VIOLENTLY
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oletiger
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Nov 28, 2011 6:28pm
Give her a Troy-cussion
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friendfromlowry
Posts: 6,239
Nov 28, 2011 6:38pm
Stop posting stories of your wife dominating you. We get it: she has your balls and basically makes you look like a pussy by doing whatever she wants. Meanwhile, you retaliate by coming here and asking what you should have done or if she was out of line (not that it matters because we tell you the same thing and it obviously doesn't matter). Really? You want to know if she has legit beef? Really? No, she doesn't have beef, but the fact that she can continually shove her foot up your vagina and get away with it has probably just become amusing to her and at this point she's bored and wants to see what she can actually get away with.
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Al Bundy
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Nov 28, 2011 6:40pm
redstreak one;991835 wrote:Why is she out of the kitchen?
Obviously she was delivering a samich to the living room.
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BR1986FB
Posts: 24,104
Nov 28, 2011 6:41pm
Story can't be real. Nobody could be THIS much of a sackless pussy (I know, redundant).

And I call bullshit on you "having this friend." Your wife won't allow it.
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Sonofanump
Nov 28, 2011 6:44pm
If I remember correctly, you don't have kids. GTFO now.
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Laley23
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Nov 28, 2011 6:46pm
I think you have wife and husband flipped in that story. Clearly George has a vagina...
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ZWICK 4 PREZ
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Nov 28, 2011 6:59pm
Dude you can't be serious
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Pick6
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Nov 28, 2011 7:02pm
all an act
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Abe Vigoda
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Nov 28, 2011 7:16pm
Is your friend a Steeler fan named voice?
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Sykotyk
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Nov 28, 2011 7:16pm
Definitely GET OUT NOW. A woman who is like that will just get worse until you do exactly what she says, and only that. It's a test. Seeing if she has control over you. If you give into that game, she can chip away at other things.

More than likely, she's gotten concessions on many other 'points' she's brought up and you just haven't put your foot down and drawn the line.
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hasbeen
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Nov 28, 2011 7:31pm
Shoot yourself. Your allow her to be a bitch.
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Scarlet_Buckeye
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Nov 28, 2011 7:56pm
She is playing you like a fool. No excuse for her immature behavior and you should NOT second guess yourself by even posing this as a question. That is an extremely immature female you are dealing with who is simply playing games with you.