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sportswizuhrd

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Nov 29, 2011 1:06 AM
I would make my friend get his own damn username if he wanted to air his dirty laundry out on here. Why waste your time doing it for him?
Nov 28, 2011 8:06pm
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bigkahuna

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Nov 29, 2011 1:23 AM
Pittsburgh won the game.

Hope this helps.
Nov 28, 2011 8:23pm
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Glory Days

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Nov 29, 2011 1:34 AM
why doesnt she have a blackeye?
Nov 28, 2011 8:34pm
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Ironman92

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Nov 29, 2011 2:22 AM
I was meaner than ever last night....that comment may have ruined my tv or wall. Arians turns me into a raging lunatic.
Nov 28, 2011 9:22pm
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majorspark

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Nov 29, 2011 2:56 AM
thavoice;991755 wrote:Sheila at that point says "Ok, I am ready for bed."
George should always DVR important sporting events. Assuming "Ok, I am ready for bed" means Sheila is ready for wild sex. Tell George to go ahead and let her think he is sacrificing the last 38 seconds of the game. Of course George should be expecting all his sexual desires be fulfilled for his valiant sacrifice. As a bonus George may last a minute or two longer while wondering if his fav team has held on for the win.
thavoice;991755 wrote:Only 38 seconds to go?
The last 38 seconds of a close game always drags on longer. Incomplete passes, out of bounds runs, or potential timeouts with commercial breaks. After George has gotten laid like there is no tomorrow, like a boss he can now skip through any commercial breaks and watch the post game wrap up as well.
Nov 28, 2011 9:56pm
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Ytowngirlinfla

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Nov 29, 2011 3:13 AM
Uh where are the divorce papers? I would get out before things get way too deep.
Nov 28, 2011 10:13pm
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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Nov 29, 2011 3:14 AM
Ytowngirlinfla;992224 wrote: I would get out before things get way too deep.
I doubt his wife is worried about him going too deep.
Nov 28, 2011 10:14pm
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Nov 29, 2011 3:15 AM
majorspark;992186 wrote:George should always DVR important sporting events. Assuming "Ok, I am ready for bed" means Sheila is ready for wild sex. Tell George to go ahead and let her think he is sacrificing the last 38 seconds of the game. Of course George should be expecting all his sexual desires be fulfilled for his valiant sacrifice. As a bonus George may last a minute or two longer while wondering if his fav team has held on for the win.



The last 38 seconds of a close game always drags on longer. Incomplete passes, out of bounds runs, or potential timeouts with commercial breaks. After George has gotten laid like there is no tomorrow, like a boss he can now skip through any commercial breaks and watch the post game wrap up as well.
thats a smart man
Nov 28, 2011 10:15pm
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Fab1b

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Nov 29, 2011 3:15 AM
A man can't be this big of a push over can he?
Nov 28, 2011 10:15pm
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gut

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Nov 29, 2011 3:20 AM
Clearly when you said "it's only 38 seconds" you shattered any delusions she had of your love making. When you de-valued 38 seconds, you made a mockery of everything you've got going on in the bedroom there:laugh:
Nov 28, 2011 10:20pm
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friendfromlowry

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Nov 29, 2011 3:36 AM
Fab1b;992231 wrote:A man can't be this big of a push over can he?
I don't know but I always loved having friends that were whipped, especially when I was single. Really makes you feel better about yourself. It's like "Being single can be lonely sometimes but at least I'm not going to a musical performance with my girlfriend and her parents tonight" (this happened to my buddy from school a few weeks ago)
Nov 28, 2011 10:36pm
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dwccrew

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Nov 29, 2011 3:38 AM
I think George has himself a keeper. Sounds like a wonderful woman.
Nov 28, 2011 10:38pm
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Fab1b

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Nov 29, 2011 3:50 AM
difference in being whipped and having your nuts removed though
Nov 28, 2011 10:50pm
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karen lotz

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Nov 29, 2011 4:23 AM
darby is more of a man than thavoice.
Nov 28, 2011 11:23pm
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dwccrew

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Nov 29, 2011 4:48 AM
karen lotz;992339 wrote:darby is more of a man than thavoice.
Such a tough call. I am assuming that thavoice has been laid a couple times since he has kids (I think?). Darby never has. If Darby did get laid, he may be an even bigger pussy than thavoice. I'm talking like, letting his wife bang other dudes in front of him.
Nov 28, 2011 11:48pm
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1_beast

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Nov 29, 2011 6:05 AM
where is "wifeof thavoice"??? We need her input on this situation....perhaps she knows "George and Sheila....errr Shiela"...



Hope this helps
Nov 29, 2011 1:05am
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SnotBubbles

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Nov 29, 2011 2:11 PM
Geez people, it's not about thavoice. Get off his case. It's about his friend George. What a bunch of assholes!
Nov 29, 2011 9:11am
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FatHobbit

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Nov 29, 2011 3:06 PM
SnotBubbles;992444 wrote:Geez people, it's not about thavoice. Get off his case. It's about his friend George. What a bunch of assholes!
I think they're the same person.
Nov 29, 2011 10:06am
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SnotBubbles

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Nov 29, 2011 3:13 PM
FatHobbit;992498 wrote:I think they're the same person.
I thought that too, until he said "his friend George." You gotta learn to listen, FatHobbit.
Nov 29, 2011 10:13am
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thavoice

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Nov 29, 2011 3:15 PM
This is about George and Shiela.

Not thavoice.

Also, as to what george has told me, his brother has free tickets to his favorite NFL team, 24 rows from the field, 50 yard line and free parking pass, and a free place to stay his brother's wife is making the food so the ONLY expense is gas money and maybe stopping for fast food on the way there or back. When george told shiela she threatening to move out when george goes to that game.
Nov 29, 2011 10:15am
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Sonofanump

Nov 29, 2011 3:17 PM
SnotBubbles;992506 wrote:I thought that too, until he said "his friend George." You gotta learn to listen, FatHobbit.
Hey WLS, maybe he uses a couple different names?
Nov 29, 2011 10:17am
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ernest_t_bass

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Nov 29, 2011 3:18 PM
thavoice... stop coming to the OC for advice. It is the same thing every time. You need to seek PROFESSIONAL guidance, AKA - a divorce lawyer.
Nov 29, 2011 10:18am
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SnotBubbles

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Nov 29, 2011 3:18 PM
Sonofanump;992510 wrote:Hey WLS, maybe he uses a couple different names?
You need a new joke writer.
Nov 29, 2011 10:18am
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Sonofanump

Nov 29, 2011 3:19 PM
thavoice;992509 wrote:This is about George and Shiela.
I think you and George should rent an apartment ASAP!
Nov 29, 2011 10:19am
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Belly35

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Nov 29, 2011 3:21 PM
Bang her in the next 15 second and finish watching the last 23 seconds of the game :laugh:
Nov 29, 2011 10:21am