Raw Dawgin' it;976093 wrote:lets hear it homie
All right dude, I don't want to upstage you on your own thread, but here goes:
I work in sales, and travel via car quite a bit ona daily basis. Yesterday I am about an hour in between stops and really had to take a piss. But I knew if I kept driving there was a Bell Store right next to my stop where I could run in and take a piss really quick before moving on. That seemed like the best solution. you know how you have that little clock in your head and it knows when you are getting closer to having the opportunity to piss? OK, so I pull into the Bell Store, my kidneys hurt so due to the fact I have to piss so bad.
I walk into the Men's Room to the most God awful, gut wrenching fetid smell I have ever had the mis fortune of smelling. Someone had blown the shitter up. Dazed but not down I look around the room to try to figure out what the fuck is going on. I see in the stall, the bottom of a wheel chair hovering over the toilet, and then my eye catches the prize. The guy in the wheel chair apparently also wears an adult diaper and had shit (more on that later) in the adult diaper and that was now laying on the floor near my edge of the stall. The shit once contained in the adult diaper but now spilling out onto the floor looks like the kind of shit you take after ten cent wing and dollar draft night. After I saw that, and continued to be engulfed in the odor, I tried to finish pissing sooner rather than later, but when you gotta piss that bad, you can't cut it off mid stream.
Now I do feel bad for the guy, he is in a wheel chair and he needs to wear adult diapers, I am not being insensitive, by my God that was nasty.