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Little Danny

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Nov 3, 2011 2:22 PM
So some dude spanked it in front of Erin Andrews. What the hell is going on up there in Bristol? Isn't this about the 100th guy who has been let go due to some deviant behavior. Seriously, if this happened to this extent in most places of business wouldn't some agency be all over this?


http://deadspin.com/5855807/why-an-espn-vp-filed-a-pre+emptive-lawsuit-denying-he-masturbated-in-front-of-erin-andrews
Nov 3, 2011 2:22pm
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sherm03

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Nov 3, 2011 2:33 PM
In his defense...I would totally jerk it in front of Erin Andrews, too.
Nov 3, 2011 2:33pm
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Heretic

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Nov 3, 2011 2:36 PM
sherm03;956505 wrote:In his defense...I would totally jerk it in front of Erin Andrews, too.
In a court of law, how will the "look, your honor, you know and I know that she wasn't going to willingly have sex with me, so what other choice did I have but jerk it in front of her?" defense work?
Nov 3, 2011 2:36pm
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I go balls deep.

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Nov 3, 2011 2:39 PM
Heretic;956506 wrote:In a court of law, how will the "look, your honor, you know and I know that she wasn't going to willingly have sex with me, so what other choice did I have but jerk it in front of her?" defense work?
I would dismiss that case. Especially when the defense presented Exhibit A:

Nov 3, 2011 2:39pm
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j_crazy

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Nov 3, 2011 2:40 PM
just do like me. take creepshots of her then spank later
Nov 3, 2011 2:40pm
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Fab1b

The Bald A-Hole!!

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Nov 3, 2011 2:44 PM
Thinking Ms. Andrews needs to lighten up here and just roll with it!
Nov 3, 2011 2:44pm
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thavoice

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Nov 3, 2011 2:45 PM
Her twin, Crystal Eggar on TWC, I think gets better airtime on TV.

What about Wendi Nix? Does she have no body? I think she looks good but never show a full body shot.

Am a Beadle fan myself over Andrews.
Nov 3, 2011 2:45pm
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Little Danny

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Nov 3, 2011 2:48 PM
Heretic;956506 wrote:In a court of law, how will the "look, your honor, you know and I know that she wasn't going to willingly have sex with me, so what other choice did I have but jerk it in front of her?" defense work?
A friend of mine, who is a managing partner at a law firm had to fire another attorney in the firm when he got caught banging an associate in her office.

He said the guy initially denied doing the deed but when asked further he finally admitted to it. The fired guy's response was classic: , "In my defense Joe, have you seen her?"
Nov 3, 2011 2:48pm
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thavoice

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Nov 3, 2011 2:52 PM
Didnt our fearless leader, justunincredible, meet her and get his pic taken with her awhile back?

So, justin, did you make a quick trip to the bathroom after meeting her?
Nov 3, 2011 2:52pm
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Nov 3, 2011 2:54 PM
thavoice;956526 wrote:Didnt our fearless leader, justunincredible, meet her and get his pic taken with her awhile back?

So, justin, did you make a quick trip to the bathroom after meeting her?
We made a quick trip backstage. She refused to do it in the bathroom.
Nov 3, 2011 2:54pm
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Nov 3, 2011 3:19 PM
justincredible;956531 wrote:We made a quick trip backstage. She refused to do it in the bathroom.
By "we", you mean you and the security guards that were called to escort you out after you suggested that you and her do it in the bathroom, amirite?
Nov 3, 2011 3:19pm
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gorocks99

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Nov 3, 2011 3:23 PM
justincredible;956531 wrote:We made a quick trip backstage. She refused to do it in the bathroom.
You sir, are no Justin Bieber.
Nov 3, 2011 3:23pm
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Nov 3, 2011 3:25 PM
gorocks99;956575 wrote:You sir, are no Justin Bieber.
Sorry, Erin has a little more class than a 19 year old groupie.
Nov 3, 2011 3:25pm
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Nov 3, 2011 3:29 PM
justincredible;956577 wrote:Sorry, Erin has a little more class than a 19 year old groupie.
Much to your chagrin, I'm sure.
Nov 3, 2011 3:29pm
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thavoice

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Nov 3, 2011 3:34 PM
justincredible;956531 wrote:We made a quick trip backstage. She refused to do it in the bathroom.
OPERATIVE word: Quick.
Nov 3, 2011 3:34pm
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Scarlet_Buckeye

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Nov 3, 2011 4:13 PM
sherm03;956510 wrote:I would dismiss that case. Especially when the defense presented Exhibit A:






This might be the best picture I've seen of Erin Andrews yet.
Nov 3, 2011 4:13pm
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Nov 3, 2011 4:20 PM
thavoice;956591 wrote:OPERATIVE word: Quick.
I gave her the best 10 seconds of my life.
Nov 3, 2011 4:20pm
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j_crazy

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Nov 3, 2011 4:21 PM
i'm calling BS. if this story were true police would be involved. (disclaimer, i didn't read the article in the link so they may have been involve and it's just not been mentioned here.
Nov 3, 2011 4:21pm
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Nov 3, 2011 4:24 PM
She apparently didn't want to press charges, just wanted the whole thing to go away.
Nov 3, 2011 4:24pm
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Nov 3, 2011 5:36 PM
karen lotz;956648 wrote:She apparently didn't want to press charges, just wanted the whole thing to go away.
wtf. this is so retarded. if there were no reprecussions (other than losing a job) i'd beat it in front of every hot chick i ever saw.
Nov 3, 2011 5:36pm
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gut

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Nov 3, 2011 5:47 PM
Erin Andrews is overrated. She's not hot enough for stalking or public masturbation.
Nov 3, 2011 5:47pm
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why so serious?

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Nov 3, 2011 5:52 PM
thavoice;956526 wrote:Didnt our fearless leader, justunincredible, meet her and get his pic taken with her awhile back?
I did as well.
Nov 3, 2011 5:52pm
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O-Trap

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Nov 3, 2011 5:55 PM
j_crazy;956717 wrote:wtf. this is so retarded. if there were no reprecussions (other than losing a job) i'd beat it in front of every hot chick i ever saw.
Good to know!
Nov 3, 2011 5:55pm
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Nov 3, 2011 6:16 PM
gut;956723 wrote:Erin Andrews is overrated. She's not hot enough for stalking or public masturbation.

Who is hot enough for public masturbation?
Nov 3, 2011 6:16pm
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berry

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Nov 3, 2011 7:07 PM
Erin has a gameday sign. "Not so fast, my friend."
Nov 3, 2011 7:07pm