Ohio Chatter
Ohio Chatter

Forums

All Threads Serious Business Sports Politics Archive Pick 'ems
Log In Create Account

Anyone interested in buying a baby?

Home ▸ Archive ▸ Serious Business ▸ Anyone interested in buying a baby?
G

gut

Senior Member

15,058 posts
Nov 2, 2011 12:32 PM
Ok, I guess technically she is not selling a plate, errr I mean baby. But surely some good-hearted chatterer is looking to adopt! On a related note, why does God bless so many with children but so few with money?


Hello,

My name is Mrs Yetunde Owolabi from Repulic of Benin, I gave birth to three plates, 3 children at a time after the death my husband on 18th of June 2011 by auto car accident. Already we have received 5 children from God, right now I can’t take care of them so I have decided to give them out for adoption, if you are interested let me know, I am not selling them but you will only pay for adoption fees to the ministry in concern and the Lawyer will legalized all the relevant documents and the baby will become legally yours.

Thanks,

Mrs. Yetunde Owolabi
Nov 2, 2011 12:32pm
Heretic's avatar

Heretic

Son of the Sun

18,820 posts
Nov 2, 2011 12:33 PM
If I have the opportunity to go shark-fishing, I could use one as bait, but otherwise, I have no need for a baby.

Hope that helps.
Nov 2, 2011 12:33pm
gorocks99's avatar

gorocks99

Senior Member

10,760 posts
Nov 2, 2011 12:34 PM
Fuck, how do you push a plate out your vagina?
Nov 2, 2011 12:34pm
justincredible's avatar

justincredible

Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
Nov 2, 2011 12:35 PM
gorocks99;954871 wrote:Fuck, how do you push a plate out your vagina?
Vertically.
Nov 2, 2011 12:35pm
C

Con_Alma

Senior Member

12,198 posts
Nov 2, 2011 12:36 PM
gorocks99;954871 wrote:****, how do you push a plate out your vagina?
Hopefully sideways.
Nov 2, 2011 12:36pm
G

gut

Senior Member

15,058 posts
Nov 2, 2011 12:37 PM
gorocks99;954871 wrote:****, how do you push a plate out your vagina?
1 is child's play...this broad pumped out a set of 3!
Nov 2, 2011 12:37pm
C

cat_lover

Senior Member

2,388 posts
Nov 2, 2011 6:23 PM
Mrs. Owolabi's command of the English language is almost as good as NCF's.
Nov 2, 2011 6:23pm
Fab1b's avatar

Fab1b

The Bald A-Hole!!

12,949 posts
Nov 2, 2011 6:25 PM
Wonder if I could get one shipped in time for thanksgiving dinner?
Nov 2, 2011 6:25pm
Go Falcons's avatar

Go Falcons

Senior Member

802 posts
Nov 2, 2011 7:04 PM
Fab1b;955387 wrote:Wonder if I could get one shipped in time for thanksgiving dinner?
What kind of stuffing do you use with baby.

I would think oyster.
Nov 2, 2011 7:04pm
Fab1b's avatar

Fab1b

The Bald A-Hole!!

12,949 posts
Nov 2, 2011 7:17 PM
Stove Top!
Nov 2, 2011 7:17pm
ernest_t_bass's avatar

ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Nov 2, 2011 7:49 PM
cat_lover;955386 wrote:Mrs. Owolabi's command of the English language is almost as good as NCF's.

You mean belly?
Nov 2, 2011 7:49pm