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LobsterLaura

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Oct 31, 2011 12:42 PM
THE4RINGZ;952092 wrote:First of all Laura, thank you for the private message. I am flattered. The photos were very nice as well, you had to have been a gymnast at some point in your life to be able to hold those pose. Thanks again.

I also appreciate the invitation for the weekend thing, however due to my usual allergic reaction to synthetic fur I have to pass. I appreciate the offer.
No fur= no friends.
Oct 31, 2011 12:42pm
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Fab4Runner

Tits McGee

6,196 posts
Oct 31, 2011 12:43 PM
LobsterLaura;952089 wrote:I kind of feel left out. The only other 2 females both run.. and all I do is drink and not run at all.. damnit. I missed the memo.
I don't run anymore...don't worry, lol.
Oct 31, 2011 12:43pm
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LobsterLaura

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Oct 31, 2011 12:44 PM
I am going to go do really cool things now.. I expect friend requests when I return.
Oct 31, 2011 12:44pm
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Heretic

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18,820 posts
Oct 31, 2011 1:05 PM
I sent a request solely out of respect for the desperate need for friends involved in making this thread what it is!
Oct 31, 2011 1:05pm
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wes_mantooth

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Oct 31, 2011 1:36 PM
justincredible;952047 wrote:I'll buy a case of both.

That is probably enough to get her started. She has a bit of a drinking/vomiting problem.
Oct 31, 2011 1:36pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Oct 31, 2011 1:37 PM
wes_mantooth;952199 wrote:That is probably enough to get her started. She has a bit of a drinking/vomiting problem.

So she likes to drink until she blacks out? My kinda gal.
Oct 31, 2011 1:37pm
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wes_mantooth

Tomfoolery & shenanigans

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Oct 31, 2011 1:42 PM
Oh yeah, we got shitfaced at the movies...she lost her glasses in the bottom of the popcorn bucket; picked them out and watched the rest of the movie with butter covered glasses....and watched some porn, ftw
Oct 31, 2011 1:42pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Oct 31, 2011 1:44 PM
I love her.
Oct 31, 2011 1:44pm
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Heretic

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18,820 posts
Oct 31, 2011 1:58 PM
wes_mantooth;952210 wrote:Oh yeah, we got shitfaced at the movies...she lost her glasses in the bottom of the popcorn bucket; picked them out and watched the rest of the movie with butter covered glasses....and watched some porn, ftw
She seems a bit too high-class for me, but what the hell!
Oct 31, 2011 1:58pm
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password

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Oct 31, 2011 3:03 PM
LobsterLaura;952055 wrote:Total success. However, I am waiting for the time when this turns in to a complete disaster... only a matter of time..
I hope you don't work in any of the school systems, you will be the next one fired for sexual misconduct with students.
Oct 31, 2011 3:03pm
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DeadliestWarrior34

gooby pls

3,101 posts
Oct 31, 2011 3:09 PM
wes_mantooth;952210 wrote:Oh yeah, we got shitfaced at the movies...she lost her glasses in the bottom of the popcorn bucket; picked them out and watched the rest of the movie with butter covered glasses....and watched some porn, ftw
Repped her just for the story
Oct 31, 2011 3:09pm
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sportsfan24

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181 posts
Oct 31, 2011 3:33 PM
I sent one just because I need more FB friends.
Oct 31, 2011 3:33pm
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MontyBrunswick

Oct 31, 2011 3:53 PM
Those saying "I friended her because I need more friends" are just lonely desperate virgins.

I'll friend her because wes said to and I love him.
Oct 31, 2011 3:53pm
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wes_mantooth

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Oct 31, 2011 3:57 PM
dlazz;952352 wrote:Those saying "I friended her because I need more friends" are just lonely desperate virgins.

I'll friend her because wes said to and I love him.
repped for the boner I just got
Oct 31, 2011 3:57pm
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1_beast

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5,642 posts
Oct 31, 2011 5:00 PM
im just tryin to hook up..Wes said she was a whore...

edit: i mean she looks like a nice girl....
Oct 31, 2011 5:00pm
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Glory Days

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Oct 31, 2011 5:01 PM
password;952279 wrote:I hope you don't work in any of the school systems, you will be the next one fired for sexual misconduct with students.
if that happens, we need to get the OC plastered all over the news. this place would explode with activity if everyone knew this was the place for teacher/student hookups.
Oct 31, 2011 5:01pm
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1_beast

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Oct 31, 2011 5:03 PM
did i mention im a student?
Oct 31, 2011 5:03pm
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justincredible

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32,056 posts
Oct 31, 2011 5:06 PM
1_beast;952434 wrote:did i mention im a student?
And ccrunner is a teacher. A perfect match.
Oct 31, 2011 5:06pm
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karen lotz

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Oct 31, 2011 5:10 PM
1_beast;952434 wrote:did i mention im a student?
justincredible;952438 wrote:And ccrunner is a teacher. A perfect match.

Talk about your all time backfires...
Oct 31, 2011 5:10pm
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Heretic

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Oct 31, 2011 5:39 PM
justincredible;952438 wrote:And ccrunner is a teacher. A perfect match.
Add Ernest to the mix and you could have your own Human Centipede. Of fucking.
Oct 31, 2011 5:39pm
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dwccrew

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Oct 31, 2011 5:46 PM
justincredible;952069 wrote:I'm just happy to have another pair of boobs on here. The only reason I started this site was to hookup with chicks and it's been a total sausage fest the entire time.
I'm sure there is plenty of dudes on here that have boobs.
justincredible;952438 wrote:And ccrunner is a teacher. A perfect match.
Teacher? If that's what you call him. Pretty sure he is a glorified babysitter aka gym teacher.

And even if I had Facebook I wouldn't friend any of the people from this site. Except maybe Belly, just to hear his crazy Vietnam stories.
Oct 31, 2011 5:46pm
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silverknights09

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Oct 31, 2011 5:47 PM
im scraaded
Oct 31, 2011 5:47pm
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1_beast

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Oct 31, 2011 7:36 PM
justincredible;952438 wrote:And ccrunner is a teacher. A perfect match.
Well played...i would rep you...but im on 24 hr lockdown....minor leagues....SMH
Oct 31, 2011 7:36pm
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LobsterLaura

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Oct 31, 2011 10:39 PM
wes_mantooth;952210 wrote:Oh yeah, we got shitfaced at the movies...she lost her glasses in the bottom of the popcorn bucket; picked them out and watched the rest of the movie with butter covered glasses....and watched some porn, ftw
Please inform the world of my proudest moment. You failed to mention I blacked out, talked to you, then threw up for 4 hours. Better add that!
Oct 31, 2011 10:39pm
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wes_mantooth

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Oct 31, 2011 10:42 PM
LobsterLaura;952812 wrote:Please inform the world of my proudest moment. You failed to mention I blacked out, talked to you, then threw up for 4 hours. Better add that!
No, that is just a typical night for you....fuckin lush.
Oct 31, 2011 10:42pm