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Belly35

Elderly Intellectual

9,716 posts
Oct 27, 2011 9:05 AM
Many of the OC are assholes so this should be simple.
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When wiping your ass what method do you use?
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Front to back
Back to front
Not at all

What is your reasoning for the useage of this method?
Oct 27, 2011 9:05am
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Emmett Brown

Senior Member

478 posts
Oct 27, 2011 9:24 AM
side to side
Oct 27, 2011 9:24am
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j_crazy

7 gram rocks. how i roll.

8,372 posts
Oct 27, 2011 9:25 AM
I dated a girl once who I hated (high school days) whenever she was coming over I'd go back to front so my balls were stinky while she blew me. I love my wife so now I'm front to back.
Oct 27, 2011 9:25am
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vball10set

paying it forward

24,795 posts
Oct 27, 2011 10:11 AM
Bidet
Oct 27, 2011 10:11am
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Fab1b

The Bald A-Hole!!

12,949 posts
Oct 27, 2011 11:09 AM
Wet wipes only way to go!!
Oct 27, 2011 11:09am
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Emmett Brown

Senior Member

478 posts
Oct 27, 2011 11:53 AM
Fab1b;946728 wrote:Wet wipes only way to go!!
Does this keep the dingle berries away?
Oct 27, 2011 11:53am
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Fab1b

The Bald A-Hole!!

12,949 posts
Oct 27, 2011 11:57 AM
100% and mud butt free 100%

:)
Oct 27, 2011 11:57am
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Devils Advocate

Brudda o da bomber

4,539 posts
Oct 27, 2011 12:07 PM
Lately at work it's been in and out.....
Oct 27, 2011 12:07pm
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bigkahuna

Senior Member

4,454 posts
Oct 27, 2011 12:32 PM
A buddy of mine doesn't wipe and just washes his hole when he takes a shower every morning.
Oct 27, 2011 12:32pm
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wes_mantooth

Tomfoolery & shenanigans

17,977 posts
Oct 27, 2011 12:34 PM
j_crazy;946651 wrote:I dated a girl once who I hated (high school days) whenever she was coming over I'd go back to front so my balls were stinky while she blew me. I love my wife so now I'm front to back.

Reps when I get to a computer...lulzz
Oct 27, 2011 12:34pm
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Heelz

Senior Member

780 posts
Oct 27, 2011 1:52 PM
I use the 3 sea shells
Oct 27, 2011 1:52pm
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4cards

Ohio Chatter Legend

2,551 posts
Oct 27, 2011 2:02 PM
bigkahuna;946813 wrote:A buddy of mine doesn't wipe and just washes his hole when he takes a shower every morning.
...and how do you know this? If he shares this info, that's way to much info for just "buddy's" to talk about.
Oct 27, 2011 2:02pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
Oct 27, 2011 3:17 PM
I use my hand.
Oct 27, 2011 3:17pm
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4cards

Ohio Chatter Legend

2,551 posts
Oct 27, 2011 4:01 PM
^^^^
...I heard you had a crappy hand shake.
Oct 27, 2011 4:01pm
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LJ

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16,351 posts
Oct 27, 2011 4:23 PM
justincredible;946996 wrote:I use my hand.

Middle eastern style...
Nice
Oct 27, 2011 4:23pm
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like_that

1st Team All-PWN

26,625 posts
Oct 27, 2011 4:35 PM
Fab1b;946728 wrote:Wet wipes only way to go!!
This.
Oct 27, 2011 4:35pm
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SnotBubbles

Master of teh QQ

4,492 posts
Oct 27, 2011 4:51 PM
I go front to back the first couple of swipes...then a back to front, then another front to back. It's my routine. Every time.
Oct 27, 2011 4:51pm
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oberhaus

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868 posts
Oct 27, 2011 5:00 PM
Both ways plus wet wipes. Gotta make sure its clean or ya just feel shitty....pun intended.
Oct 27, 2011 5:00pm
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DeadliestWarrior34

gooby pls

3,101 posts
Oct 27, 2011 5:30 PM
How can you even go back to front. That just doesnt seem very efficient.
Oct 27, 2011 5:30pm
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Glory Days

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7,809 posts
Oct 27, 2011 5:34 PM
justincredible;946996 wrote:I use my hand.
do you also squat along the side of the road when you shit?
Oct 27, 2011 5:34pm
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bigkahuna

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4,454 posts
Oct 27, 2011 8:27 PM
4cards;946923 wrote:...and how do you know this? If he shares this info, that's way to much info for just "buddy's" to talk about.
We were roommates all throughout college. One day, I was dropping a load and ran out of toilet paper. I hollered for someone to hand me some more (we kept it in the hall closet). He replied back, "Why don't you just wait until you take your next shower?" I yelled to just give me some toilet paper. After I wiped my ass and went back to the living room, I asked about his advice. He replies "Well, that's what I do."
Oct 27, 2011 8:27pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
Oct 27, 2011 11:06 PM
Glory Days;947154 wrote:do you also squat along the side of the road when you shit?

Yes.
Oct 27, 2011 11:06pm