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gerb131

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Oct 24, 2011 8:37 PM
Which is better? Vagina pre or post kid?
My buddy is all freaked out because his wife is due to give birth to their first child in January. And he is worried that it will "strected" or "loose" or preverbial hot dog down a hallway and whatever else you want to throw out there. I'm telling him he has nothing to worry about. I actually think its better in a weird sorta way. So what say you those who have had this dish 2 ways?
Oct 24, 2011 8:37pm
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bigkahuna

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Oct 24, 2011 8:45 PM
Everyone I've talked to said their doctor was super cool and put in an extra stitch or two to give it that "fits like a glove" feel.
Oct 24, 2011 8:45pm
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gerb131

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Oct 24, 2011 8:49 PM
bigkahuna;944016 wrote:Everyone I've talked to said their doctor was super cool and put in an extra stitch or two to give it that "fits like a glove" feel.
The father stitch, of course.
Oct 24, 2011 8:49pm
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enigmaax

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4,511 posts
Oct 24, 2011 9:58 PM
First, is he taking full advantage of the pregnant pussy? Because I find that to be the nicest.
Oct 24, 2011 9:58pm
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sleeper

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Oct 24, 2011 10:00 PM
Pre. Not even close.
Oct 24, 2011 10:00pm
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Fab1b

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12,949 posts
Oct 24, 2011 10:12 PM
It doesn't matter to me, if its clean and she's hot I'll hit it! Hell she doesn't even have to be hot just doable!
Oct 24, 2011 10:12pm
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Oct 24, 2011 10:16 PM
Fab1b;944187 wrote:It doesn't matter to me, if it has a pulse I'll hit it!
Fify
Oct 24, 2011 10:16pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Oct 24, 2011 10:19 PM
Pre-child. It's just gross after that.
Oct 24, 2011 10:19pm
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Little Danny

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Oct 24, 2011 10:26 PM
You should give it 6-8 weeks or so to heal up, but afterwards its all good.

Of course, the biggest problem you face post kid is that you and the Mrs. are too tired to even think about sex.
Oct 24, 2011 10:26pm
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Glory Days

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Oct 25, 2011 7:42 AM
Little Danny;944214 wrote:You should give it 6-8 weeks or so to heal up, but afterwards its all good.
this. there is a no difference aslong as you arent banging her in the delivery room.
Oct 25, 2011 7:42am
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Raw Dawgin' it

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Oct 25, 2011 8:22 AM
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Oct 25, 2011 8:22am
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Oct 25, 2011 8:28 AM
Glory Days;944543 wrote:this. there is a no difference aslong as you arent banging her in the delivery room.
Agreed. Though those 8 weeks are a pain in the wrist.
Oct 25, 2011 8:28am
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Iliketurtles

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Oct 25, 2011 8:50 AM
While they are pregnant is the best.
Oct 25, 2011 8:50am
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enigmaax

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Oct 25, 2011 9:06 AM
Let your buddy know that if she gets fake tits, he'd only have to wait about a week to put his dick between those. And they are considered an asset in divorce court.
Oct 25, 2011 9:06am
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BigYtownRed

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Oct 25, 2011 10:05 PM
When I saw how my daughter's head stretched that thing out I was bummed but then I thought all I need to do is rub on one side, it is all good. :)

Make sure the wife is doing her kegel exercises before & after pregnancy.

We have no problems post pregnancy.
Oct 25, 2011 10:05pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Oct 25, 2011 10:18 PM
My Johnson is the size of a newborn so all is good here.
Oct 25, 2011 10:18pm
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majorspark

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Oct 25, 2011 10:39 PM
Little Danny;944214 wrote:You should give it 6-8 weeks or so to heal up, but afterwards its all good.
Yeah no difference.
Little Danny;944214 wrote:Of course, the biggest problem you face post kid is that you and the Mrs. are too tired to even think about sex.
The Mrs. may have been too tired to think about sex from time to time but not me.
Oct 25, 2011 10:39pm
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Oct 25, 2011 10:43 PM
Fab1b;944187 wrote:It doesn't matter to me, if its clean and she's hot I'll hit it! Hell she doesn't even have to be hot just doable!
thata boy
Oct 25, 2011 10:43pm
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Oct 25, 2011 11:04 PM
JerseyBuck;944578 wrote:Agreed. Though those 8 weeks are a pain in the wrist.
Reps.

It took a second...but this made me LOL. Well done.
Oct 25, 2011 11:04pm