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j_crazy

7 gram rocks. how i roll.

8,372 posts
Oct 24, 2011 6:29 PM
I'm standing at the toilet pissing when my stomach goes to defcon 5 and I nearly shat my pants before getting sat down. Is this something to be alarmed about?
Oct 24, 2011 6:29pm
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DeadliestWarrior34

gooby pls

3,101 posts
Oct 24, 2011 6:32 PM
Yes. Hope this helps
Oct 24, 2011 6:32pm
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THE4RINGZ

R.I.P Thread Bomber

16,816 posts
Oct 24, 2011 6:32 PM
Not on a Monday.
Oct 24, 2011 6:32pm
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Iliketurtles

Senior Member

8,191 posts
Oct 24, 2011 6:43 PM
No.
Oct 24, 2011 6:43pm
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Fab1b

The Bald A-Hole!!

12,949 posts
Oct 24, 2011 6:52 PM
Be alarmed if you didn't make it to the sit down portion which it seems you made it!!
Oct 24, 2011 6:52pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
Oct 24, 2011 7:06 PM
I almost pooped myself on one of the tough mudder obstacles this weekend.
Oct 24, 2011 7:06pm
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j_crazy

7 gram rocks. how i roll.

8,372 posts
Oct 24, 2011 7:42 PM
justincredible;943920 wrote:I almost pooped myself on one of the tough mud butter obstacles this weekend.

Fixed for accuracy.
Oct 24, 2011 7:42pm
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dwccrew

Not Banned

7,817 posts
Oct 25, 2011 1:48 AM
Only if he didn't wear a condom. Otherwise it just sounds like he jarred something loose.
Oct 25, 2011 1:48am
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I Wear Pants

Senior Member

16,223 posts
Oct 25, 2011 2:13 AM
Is this anything like surprise sex?
Oct 25, 2011 2:13am
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believer

Senior Member

8,153 posts
Oct 25, 2011 5:06 AM
SHARTS....I hate 'em. :D
Oct 25, 2011 5:06am
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Drums of War

Senior Member

356 posts
Oct 25, 2011 9:23 AM
NEVER trust a Fart.
Oct 25, 2011 9:23am
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Belly35

Elderly Intellectual

9,716 posts
Oct 25, 2011 10:15 AM
j_crazy;943870 wrote:I'm standing at the toilet pissing when my stomach goes to defcon 5 and I nearly shat my pants before getting sat down. Is this something to be alarmed about?
Only if you're using a walker
Oct 25, 2011 10:15am