Help my wife name her coffee shop

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MontyBrunswick
Oct 17, 2011 8:01am
Shitting Dick Nipples
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LJ
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Oct 17, 2011 8:31am
brutus161;936293 wrote:Make it a Jewish coffee shop, and call it "He Brews"
I think this is the best idea so far. Hopefully you don't sue me when I open this shop in Bexley with a satallite store in New Albany
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ZWICK 4 PREZ
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Oct 17, 2011 8:35am
Overpriced Coffee Shop

The honesty will be refreshing to some.
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Oct 17, 2011 8:57am
Emo Express
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gut
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Oct 17, 2011 9:05am
Perco-Latte

Morning Brewhouse
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1_beast
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Oct 17, 2011 11:29am
Das Kauffee Shop....or you could call the "The Wal-mart coffee place"...mention walmart and the amish come in droves...
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Oct 17, 2011 11:32am
1_beast;936487 wrote:Das Kauffee Shoppe...or you could call the "The Wal-mart coffee place"...mention walmart and the amish come in droves...

FIFY
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brutus161
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Oct 17, 2011 11:44am
LJ;936336 wrote:I think this is the best idea so far. Hopefully you don't sue me when I open this shop in Bexley with a satallite store in New Albany
You can expect a certified letter in the mail.
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cat_lover
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Oct 17, 2011 11:47am
The Official Coffee Shop of The Amish Rake Fighting League.(ARFL)
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Apple
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Oct 17, 2011 11:56am
The Coffee Mill
- kind of plays off the Miller name

Millersburg Coffee House

Millersburg Coffee Cafe

Mill-Time Coffee Shop
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berry
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Oct 17, 2011 12:18pm
Java, the Hut
Brew Ha Ha
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MoldyDog
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Oct 17, 2011 1:10pm
I'm not sure your competition is legitimate. You can't just donate a portion of your proceeds to charity to become a non-profit, you have to have a reason to be a public charity. I think that would be tough for a freestanding coffee shop.
If they are a non-profit then they must file a tax return(form 990) and make it available to the general public. Ask for it(say you are considering donating to them). Form 990, Schedule A, Part 1 gives the reason. Here is the form itself:
http://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/f990sa.pdf

There will be a lot of other interesting information on the rest of the form. At least you will know what you are up against.
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Gblock
Oct 17, 2011 1:14pm
2 Cremes, 1 Cup
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4cards
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Oct 17, 2011 1:36pm
...How about "The Fug'n Best Coffee Shop"
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GOONx19
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Oct 17, 2011 2:20pm
I don't like coffee.
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sportchampps
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Oct 17, 2011 2:33pm
uncommon grounds
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Timber
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Oct 17, 2011 3:51pm
How close to Bags' Sports Bar is it? I am familiar with his restaurant.
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Oct 17, 2011 4:09pm
Will there be a "no shoes, no service" sign on the front door? Might really cut into your Amish trade once April hits.
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Oct 17, 2011 6:14pm
Timber;936775 wrote:How close to Bags' Sports Bar is it? I am familiar with his restaurant.
Take the back alley behind bags 1 block. Its across the street on your right across from the CSB building (the tallest in town).
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Oct 17, 2011 6:14pm
THE4RINGZ;936799 wrote:Will there be a "no shoes, no service" sign on the front door? Might really cut into your Amish trade once April hits.
They can walk through the drive thru in their bare feet.
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gut
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Oct 17, 2011 9:03pm
Coffer & Tea Baggers
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Oct 17, 2011 10:08pm
Coffee Coffee Coffee

Coffee Time

5 Star Coffee

Joe's Cup

Bitch Tits' Liquid Drippings
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Oct 17, 2011 10:16pm
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berry
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Oct 17, 2011 10:20pm
Feel Your Jugs?
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Apple
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Oct 17, 2011 10:30pm
Are Amish allowed to drink coffee?