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jmog

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Oct 14, 2011 1:05pm

I Wear Pants;933082 wrote:That's ****ing stupid.

I hold the door open for women, will pull their chair out, etc but that sort of thing is dumb and almost insulting to the woman. Plus a car veering off the road onto the sidewalk is one of the things I'm least worried about in life. Probably should walk 100ft away from your wife and hold a metal rod up in the air to draw the lightning towards yourself at all times if you're going to be worried about **** like that.

Who said anything about being worried about it? Jeez, I stated something I do naturally now, not something I worry about everytime we walk.

Just like if its raining, hold the umbrella over her head and let the rain hit you, etc.

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jmog

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Oct 14, 2011 1:08pm

If I had to bet, I'd say most of the guys who are calling it retarded or irrational are pretty young.

power i

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Oct 14, 2011 3:47pm

jmog;933354 wrote:If I had to bet, I'd say most of the guys who are calling it retarded or irrational are pretty young.

Or sleeping alone.

Devils Advocate

Posts: 4,539

Oct 14, 2011 4:17pm

power i;933494 wrote:Or sleeping alone.

This.

I gaurantee That if she thinks it's important.... IT'S IMPORTANT

Raw Dawgin' it

Posts: 11,466

Oct 14, 2011 4:35pm

I Wear Pants;933082 wrote:That's fucking stupid.

I hold the door open for women, will pull their chair out, etc but that sort of thing is dumb and almost insulting to the woman. Plus a car veering off the road onto the sidewalk is one of the things I'm least worried about in life. Probably should walk 100ft away from your wife and hold a metal rod up in the air to draw the lightning towards yourself at all times if you're going to be worried about shit like that.

lol reps

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I Wear Pants

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Oct 14, 2011 4:53pm

I Wear Pants;933082 wrote:That's fucking stupid.

I hold the door open for women, will pull their chair out, etc but that sort of thing is dumb and almost insulting to the woman. Plus a car veering off the road onto the sidewalk is one of the things I'm least worried about in life. Probably should walk 100ft away from your wife and hold a metal rod up in the air to draw the lightning towards yourself at all times if you're going to be worried about shit like that.

Mind you "that sort of thing" was referring to sleeping nearer the window, walking closer to the sidewalk, etc. Not holding doors open and pulling chairs out. There's a difference between being a gentleman and being a moron.

Thread Bomber

Posts: 1,851

Oct 14, 2011 6:11pm

If she keeps makin sammiches, she can sleep on any side she wants.

Glory Days

Posts: 7,809

Oct 14, 2011 7:51pm

when i was a kid i always would pull the covers up(including the comforter) to my neck basically when i sleep. now its habit and it doesnt feel right if i dont, even in the summer.

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fan_from_texas

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Oct 14, 2011 11:06pm

I Wear Pants;932432 wrote:That's the most irrational **** ever. Is that a serious fear of hers?

That's why I sleep closest to the door. In case we're ever attacked while sleeping, I get pwned first.

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WebFire

Posts: 14,779

Oct 14, 2011 11:12pm

fan_from_texas;933799 wrote:That's why I sleep closest to the door. In case we're ever attacked while sleeping, I get pwned first.

Good burglars always go to the bedroom and attack the one SLEEPING closest to the door. :huh:

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fan_from_texas

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Oct 14, 2011 11:14pm

WebFire;933808 wrote:Good burglars always go to the bedroom and attack the one SLEEPING closest to the door. :huh:

Our master suite is on the ground floor. With the way our house is laid out, whichever one of us is closest to the door gets attacked. So that's the straw I draw.

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WebFire

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Oct 14, 2011 11:15pm

fan_from_texas;933813 wrote:Our master suite is on the ground floor. With the way our house is laid out, whichever one of us is closest to the door gets attacked. So that's the straw I draw.

Who do you think is going to come in and attack you while you're sleeping?

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fan_from_texas

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Oct 14, 2011 11:17pm

WebFire;933817 wrote:Who do you think is going to come in and attack you while you're sleeping?

No one. Extraordinarily unlikely.

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Manhattan Buckeye

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Oct 14, 2011 11:38pm

Scarlet_Buckeye;933162 wrote:The thing about a guy walking closest to road is not something that is stupid........much like a guy opening a door for a woman is just common courtesy and considered ettiquite, so is the the guy walking closest to the road. It's just another example of good ettiquite/manners.

It is common, but it has nothing to do with traffic. The reason why it became customary was in the old days in cities people would often dump stuff (like waste water) from upper floors and it was less likely to hit the person closest to the building, thus the man would walk on the outside of the woman.

I'm not sure it has any real etiquette meaning today, just traditional custom, and I couldn't tell you the last time my wife and I walked somewhere who was on what side.

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Manhattan Buckeye

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Oct 14, 2011 11:40pm

Also, as for the bed my wife always wants to sleep on the side closest to the bathroom, which usually (but not always) means closest to the door and I'm closest to the window.

FatHobbit

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Oct 15, 2011 9:32pm

fan_from_texas;933799 wrote:That's why I sleep closest to the door. In case we're ever attacked while sleeping, I get pwned first.

What if they come through the window? LOL

DeyDurkie5

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Oct 16, 2011 9:20am

jmog;932669 wrote:When my wife and I are walking down the road I walk on the inside (towards the road) and she walks on the outside. This is MY choice that way if a car veers off it hits me first and she has a better chance to get out of the way or let me push her out of the way.

what are you a fucking deer?

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Steel Valley Football

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Oct 17, 2011 10:22am

I Wear Pants;933533 wrote:Mind you "that sort of thing" was referring to sleeping nearer the window, walking closer to the sidewalk, etc. Not holding doors open and pulling chairs out. There's a difference between being a gentleman and being a moron.

What a clueless fuk!

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jmog

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Oct 17, 2011 2:29pm

I Wear Pants;933533 wrote:Mind you "that sort of thing" was referring to sleeping nearer the window, walking closer to the sidewalk, etc. Not holding doors open and pulling chairs out. There's a difference between being a gentleman and being a moron.

So everyone who walks closer to the street than their girl is a moron?

Interesting, I am a moron I guess...either that or I value my wife's safety more than my own.

ts1227

Posts: 12,319

Oct 17, 2011 2:38pm

jmog;936681 wrote:So everyone who walks closer to the street than their girl is a moron?

Interesting, I am a moron I guess...either that or I value my wife's safety more than my own.

Not a moron, but it's not like it makes you any more or less polite either.

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WebFire

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Oct 17, 2011 3:11pm

If only a man had been walking on the outside of them poor women.

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Cat Food Flambe'

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Oct 17, 2011 3:15pm

Hopefully Zooey Deschanel!

FatHobbit

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Oct 17, 2011 3:15pm

Cat Food Flambe';936732 wrote:Hopefully Zooey Deschanel!

huh?

Cat Food Flambe'

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Oct 17, 2011 3:16pm

WebFire;933817 wrote:Who do you think is going to come in and attack you while you're sleeping?

Hopefully Zooey Deschanel....

Sorry about that, Hobbit - didn't include the quote in my post..

FatHobbit

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Oct 17, 2011 3:43pm

Cat Food Flambe';936736 wrote:Hopefully Zooey Deschanel....

Sorry about that, Hobbit - didn't include the quote in my post..

That makes much more sense.